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"Star jumps!" I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? | |||
"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? " With hilarious outcomes! Please video this for me!! | |||
"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? " carefully | |||
"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? " Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's... | |||
"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? " I've seen you in heels. I'm sure you can do anything in heels!! | |||
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"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? With hilarious outcomes! Please video this for me!!" Ok but not in HD I haven't shaved me muff. | |||
"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's..." Thats bloody boring and no incentive whatsoever, now about that confessional..... | |||
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"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's...Thats bloody boring and no incentive whatsoever, now about that confessional..... I shall flog you with my rosary and you can fumble with my casock(sp?)." Now I have gone all weak at the knees and ripped my habit. | |||
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"Basically your fucked till the caffeine wears off, good job you didn't have any hahaha " I forgot to mention the litre of Coca Cola I have consumed | |||
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"Sugar " Your eye is scary shit! | |||
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"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? With hilarious outcomes! Please video this for me!!Ok but not in HD I haven't shaved me muff. " Why would you go out dressed as a nun without shaving your muff...what's wrong with you woman...ffs lol | |||
"I have 5 suggestions......... however, 4 are illegal and the 5th would get me a ban for posting it (even though you'd laugh) Have you got any Cravendale you could warm up? " I have actually, extra creamy, will that do? | |||
"Sugar Your eye is scary shit!" So whats your excuse? | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? " you need a soothing bath followed by a massage and then a really good ............sleep lol x | |||
"Sugar Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse? " I saw you and this was my reaction. | |||
"Sugar Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse? " | |||
"Sugar Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse? I saw you and this was my reaction. " Usual shit then. Try Clearasil. | |||
"Sugar Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse? I saw you and this was my reaction. Usual shit then. Try Clearasil. " | |||
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"I have 5 suggestions......... however, 4 are illegal and the 5th would get me a ban for posting it (even though you'd laugh) Have you got any Cravendale you could warm up? I have actually, extra creamy, will that do? " Well it saves you finding a cow and milking it...... so yes | |||
"Too late for Carbs and this habit is a tad snug round the arse as it is. " Habit?.... | |||
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"A 12 hour night shift will cancel out all that caffeine But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included " I only like jam ones, but they are Carbs too so thats out too I guess, hey ho.....I will plait my pubic hair later. | |||
"A 12 hour night shift will cancel out all that caffeine But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included I only like jam ones, but they are Carbs too so thats out too I guess, hey ho.....I will plait my pubic hair later. " Rennie and crochet may be better | |||
"A 12 hour night shift will cancel out all that caffeine But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included I only like jam ones, but they are Carbs too so thats out too I guess, hey ho.....I will plait my pubic hair later. Rennie and crochet may be better " Thats a fucking ace idea....any good with a crocheting hook? | |||
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"I'm ace with a crochet hook. Just not when using it to crochet. " Now that conjures all sorts in my mind......is it the same thing that I do with a temperature probe? | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? " wank | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? wank " I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly. | |||
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"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? wank I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly. " Result | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? wank I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly. " Rolling pin or fire extinguisher? | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? wank I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly. Rolling pin or fire extinguisher? " I haven't tried putting either up my chuff, I may get an infection. | |||
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"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? wank I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly. Rolling pin or fire extinguisher? I haven't tried putting either up my chuff, I may get an infection. " use antibacterial gel as lube and you'll be fine! X | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? wank I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly. Rolling pin or fire extinguisher? I haven't tried putting either up my chuff, I may get an infection. use antibacterial gel as lube and you'll be fine! X" Ouchie!!! | |||
"I'm ace with a crochet hook. Just not when using it to crochet. Now that conjures all sorts in my mind......is it the same thing that I do with a temperature probe? " I'm multi-talented with one. A very useful tool, a crochet hook. I still can't crochet though. | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? " Wankathon? X | |||
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