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I am off my tits on Red Bull and....
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"Star jumps!" I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? | |||
"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? "With hilarious outcomes! Please video this for me!! | |||
"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? "carefully  | |||
"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? "Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's... | |||
"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!? "I've seen you in heels. I'm sure you can do anything in heels!!  | |||
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"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?
With hilarious outcomes! Please video this for me!!"Ok but not in HD I haven't shaved me muff. | |||
"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?
Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's..."Thats bloody boring and no incentive whatsoever, now about that confessional.....   | |||
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"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?
Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's...Thats bloody boring and no incentive whatsoever, now about that confessional..... "I shall flog you with my rosary and you can fumble with my casock(sp?). | |||
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"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?
Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's...Thats bloody boring and no incentive whatsoever, now about that confessional.....
I shall flog you with my rosary and you can fumble with my casock(sp?)."Now I have gone all weak at the knees and ripped my habit. | |||
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"Basically your fucked till the caffeine wears off, good job you didn't have any hahaha " I forgot to mention the litre of Coca Cola I have consumed  | |||
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"Sugar "Your eye is scary shit! | |||
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"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?
With hilarious outcomes! Please video this for me!!Ok but not in HD I haven't shaved me muff. "Why would you go out dressed as a nun without shaving your muff...what's wrong with you woman...ffs lol | |||
"I have 5 suggestions......... however, 4 are illegal and the 5th would get me a ban for posting it (even though you'd laugh) Have you got any Cravendale you could warm up? " I have actually, extra creamy, will that do? | |||
"Sugar
Your eye is scary shit!"So whats your excuse? | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? "you need a soothing bath followed by a massage and then a really good ............sleep lol x | |||
"Sugar
Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse? "I saw you and this was my reaction. | |||
"Sugar
Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse? " | |||
"Sugar
Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse?
I saw you and this was my reaction. "Usual shit then. Try Clearasil. | |||
"Sugar
Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse?
I saw you and this was my reaction. Usual shit then. Try Clearasil. " | |||
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"I have 5 suggestions......... however, 4 are illegal and the 5th would get me a ban for posting it (even though you'd laugh) Have you got any Cravendale you could warm up? I have actually, extra creamy, will that do? "Well it saves you finding a cow and milking it...... so yes | |||
"Too late for Carbs and this habit is a tad snug round the arse as it is. "Habit?.... | |||
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But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included | |||
"A 12 hour night shift will cancel out all that caffeine
But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included "I only like jam ones, but they are Carbs too so thats out too I guess, hey ho.....I will plait my pubic hair later. | |||
"A 12 hour night shift will cancel out all that caffeine
But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included I only like jam ones, but they are Carbs too so thats out too I guess, hey ho.....I will plait my pubic hair later. "Rennie and crochet may be better | |||
"A 12 hour night shift will cancel out all that caffeine
But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included I only like jam ones, but they are Carbs too so thats out too I guess, hey ho.....I will plait my pubic hair later. Rennie and crochet may be better "Thats a fucking ace idea....any good with a crocheting hook? | |||
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"I'm ace with a crochet hook. Just not when using it to crochet. "Now that conjures all sorts in my mind......is it the same thing that I do with a temperature probe? | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? "wank | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?
wank "I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly. | |||
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"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?
wank I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly. "Result | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?
wank I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly. "Rolling pin or fire extinguisher? | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?
wank I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly.
Rolling pin or fire extinguisher? "I haven't tried putting either up my chuff, I may get an infection. | |||
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"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?
wank I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly.
Rolling pin or fire extinguisher? I haven't tried putting either up my chuff, I may get an infection. "use antibacterial gel as lube and you'll be fine! X | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?
wank I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly.
Rolling pin or fire extinguisher? I haven't tried putting either up my chuff, I may get an infection.
use antibacterial gel as lube and you'll be fine! X"Ouchie!!! | |||
"I'm ace with a crochet hook. Just not when using it to crochet. Now that conjures all sorts in my mind......is it the same thing that I do with a temperature probe? "I'm multi-talented with one. A very useful tool, a crochet hook. I still can't crochet though. | |||
"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects? "Wankathon? X | |||
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