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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I personally love go fuck yourself.
Short. Sweet. Direct. Just like me.
Think it might come in handy today... Again 
What's your favourite. And have you got something original I can use? Best one wins a prize  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was having a row with my ex on the phone once and she told me to go fuck myself..so I told her to go pluck her twat. 
She had no hair to pluck down there it just sorta came out.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seen one where a guy was talking to his ex wife, and she was saying how great her new bf was, so the guys said, "can you ask him when goes down on you can you ask him doea it still smell of my balls" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally love go fuck yourself.
Short. Sweet. Direct. Just like me.
Think it might come in handy today... Again
What's your favourite. And have you got something original I can use? Best one wins a prize "
I could tell you, but you wouldn't understand! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I'm sorry, you are? . . . "
" You talk that much shit I stopped listening 3 weeks ago in fear of getting a stain! "
omg u r? I say that all the time!!!"
I try and say it in a not obviously insulting, yet completely insulting way  |
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Winston Churchill when accused of being d*unk...
"Madam I may be d*unk but you are ugly, at least tomorrow I will be sober"
and later to the same woman who told him that if she was his wife, she would poison his tea...
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"
Top bloke... drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney, won World War 2 and a dab hand with the witty retort.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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suck my fresh one.. spoken in Italian sound so good. most people understand it if your pointing at your dick lol but in Swedish fuck off fucking hell not sure of the translation (fee farn) is my favourite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gobshite
The amount of times my older Brother called me that "
It's great because you can call your friends gobshite and it doesn't hurt their feelings, but say it to a stranger and they dont know where to look lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you couldn't kick putty that ugly
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is your mother a weightlifter ?
she must have been to raise a dumb bell like you
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you so stupid you can't even fuck off properly when i tell you to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is your mother a weightlifter ?
she must have been to raise a dumb bell like you
This is my favourite so far
It's a chubby brown special "
Mr royston vasey himself |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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I prefer "returns" rather than insults as insults by definition are designed to offend whereas a sharp return just puts the person in their place without the need
to be offensive. As such I probably would not use anything preplanned - I would respond specifically to the person adn whatever they said if that makes sense? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shamelessly stole from Reddit.
"I hope you realize everyone's just putting up with you."
"The smartest thing thats ever come from your mouth was my dick"
"If you want my comeback go look in your mother's mouth"
"I don't have the time nor crayons to explain this on your level."
"If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich." |
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