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By *razilnuts OP Man over a year ago

York

Describe a date with a maximum of 5 words. Here's mine:

She arrived horny. Left satisfied.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oval,sticky.brown, tree fruit

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By *razilnuts OP Man over a year ago

York

"Oval,sticky.brown, tree fruit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oval,sticky.brown, tree fruit

That tickled me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A day of the month.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Oval,sticky.brown, tree fruit

Nutter!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the bacon done yet.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

So long can't remember now!

*cue violins*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told us he was single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

get stuck in my son (in a cokcney accent)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of fuck it...faulty spelling, off back to bed lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

That wasn't in your Profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He came in ten minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you bring the sky remote

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By *razilnuts OP Man over a year ago

York

"He came in ten minutes

Poor you! Not a good thing, unless you are on a tight schedule...

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

One of my meets (nobody on this site) came in about 2 minutes and left!

He was pretty much wanking the second he got through the door. He just wanted to get off as quickly as possible and leave. As soon as he'd come it was game over. No reciprocation. He suddenly remembered he was short of time.

A couple of months later he messaged me asking if we could chat again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He came in ten minutes

Poor you! Not a good thing, unless you are on a tight schedule... "

And could't get hard again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excitement needs to be contained

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I haven't had a date in years.

A meet in five words:

Bra off, game over. Frustrated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of my meets (nobody on this site) came in about 2 minutes and left!

A couple of months later he messaged me asking if we could chat again!

Does that story end with...........'and two years later I married him n we've been happy ever since ' ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that's a small 9 inches

any chance of a refund

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By *RYBBWCouple over a year ago

Leeds.

"try me fuck house bramley"

Yes, that's a genuine message we got on here. More like random words than a clearly thought out sentence.

Anyway, we'll go with this.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Eager, energetic, hot, sticky, satisfied.

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By *razilnuts OP Man over a year ago

York

"He came in ten minutes

Poor you! Not a good thing, unless you are on a tight schedule...

And could't get hard again

Very bad performance track record

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"He came in ten minutes

Poor you! Not a good thing, unless you are on a tight schedule...

And could't get hard again

Very bad performance track record

Not what was expected really.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Tell me when you - yuk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need water wings, very wet

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Tell me when you - yuk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He came in ten minutes

Poor you! Not a good thing, unless you are on a tight schedule...

And could't get hard again

Very bad performance track record

Not what was expected really."

I won't meet him again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Met coffee blowjob runaway

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By *un_JuiceCouple over a year ago

Nr Chester

Us attending Kat Von Dee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You fell asleep on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not very good at maths

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By *razilnuts OP Man over a year ago

York

"He came in ten minutes

Poor you! Not a good thing, unless you are on a tight schedule...

And could't get hard again

Very bad performance track record

Not what was expected really.

I won't meet him again!"

Better choice next time... me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shag,fag,breakfast,piss goodbye.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Describe a date with a maximum of 5 words. Here's mine:

She arrived horny. Left satisfied."

From a very horny ex of mine, "Don't stop, don't EVER STOP"

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"One of my meets (nobody on this site) came in about 2 minutes and left!

A couple of months later he messaged me asking if we could chat again!

Does that story end with...........'and two years later I married him n we've been happy ever since ' ?

Hmmm let me see...my profile says I am single, (because I am), so what do you think?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

She ate all my goodies

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

FFS why did I bother?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You fell asleep on me "
I was not asleep honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You fell asleep on me I was not asleep honest

Eyes closed tight snoring loudly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You fell asleep on me I was not asleep honest

Eyes closed tight snoring loudly

"
eyes closed tight relaxing moaning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always always cum, before the guy does, as soon as a guy comes he gets his morals and guilt back,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry you're not my type

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/10/13 20:03:28]

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

"He came in ten minutes

Name:- Quick Draw Magraw

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think I'm pregnant by you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I'm pregnant by you "

no way im a jaffa

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I think I'm pregnant by you "

You can't count to five

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I'm pregnant by you

You can't count to five

perhaps cheeky should have said

im pregnant and its yours

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

He came, saw, and conquered.

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