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over a year ago
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"Well, if two African swallows could carry a coconut between them, then maybe an African ant could carry one alone....
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It could attach it using a creeper I suppose? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well, if two African swallows could carry a coconut between them, then maybe an African ant could carry one alone....
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You're complicating a serious issue here!
Now grab an ant, set your stop watch and post the results |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bloody hell, collected slightly pissed off ant, took him ages to get all his running shoes on!
on your marks get set go.
He was off like a shot, just made it over my hip, when a sodding ant eater dashed out of his hiding place behind the sofa and eat him 
So my answer is it took him 22 seconds to get almost halfway so, if he had not been eaten about 44 seconds.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bloody hell, collected slightly pissed off ant, took him ages to get all his running shoes on!
on your marks get set go.
He was off like a shot, just made it over my hip, when a sodding ant eater dashed out of his hiding place behind the sofa and eat him
So my answer is it took him 22 seconds to get almost halfway so, if he had not been eaten about 44 seconds. "
Now that's science |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, if two African swallows could carry a coconut between them, then maybe an African ant could carry one alone....
You're complicating a serious issue here!
Now grab an ant, set your stop watch and post the results"
Lol at grab an ant |
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"Naked or dressed waist? It might be faster on some materials. I'm quite ticklish so I don't really want a naked ant on my bare belly."
Naked I'm afraid |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Naked or dressed waist? It might be faster on some materials. I'm quite ticklish so I don't really want a naked ant on my bare belly.
Naked I'm afraid "
I may need to be pinned down for this then.  |
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"Naked or dressed waist? It might be faster on some materials. I'm quite ticklish so I don't really want a naked ant on my bare belly.
Naked I'm afraid
I may need to be pinned down for this then. "
Any excuse  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Naked or dressed waist? It might be faster on some materials. I'm quite ticklish so I don't really want a naked ant on my bare belly.
Naked I'm afraid
I may need to be pinned down for this then. "
Okay, I'll hold your legs, someone grab her arms |
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It would be like the insect equivalent of Around the world in 80 days needing hot air balloons and perhaps a Michael Palin voice over.
I'm off to phone the Discovery channel...we could be onto something
T xx |
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"It would be like the insect equivalent of Around the world in 80 days needing hot air balloons and perhaps a Michael Palin voice over.
I'm off to phone the Discovery channel...we could be onto something
T xx "
Whoa whoa whoa, sweet child of mine ... This is my cash cow (re: ant) |
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T xx
Whoa whoa whoa, sweet child of mine ... This is my cash cow (re: ant)
As long as I get a cut big enough to keep me in chunky kit kats. Without this vast waistdwe don't have a show "
Deal $$$$$$$ |
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"right close this thread right now!!! its humorous and fun!!! not allow on here!!!!
nothing to do with an ant but my mate sat on a tropical frog once"
I fell into a pond up to my neck once and squashed a frog!! My friend found it when he was cleaning the pond out  |
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plus got on my waist would be squashed lol
