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"My dog bit me last October...still ahve bloody bruising....I think maybe they're trying to tell me something  "
Sell them to the local take away, can get a decent price right now.  |
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"One of my cats just sauntered up to me and sank it's teeth into my arm...........
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I think I might just cry  "
That's your cat's way of saying, "THAT'S for having my nads cut off!!"  |
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Cats can be pretty evil and vindictive that way, a friend has a cat who was sitting my lap, quite happily, stretched itself out and sank its claws right into my leg and just left them there as if to say 'ha! what you gonna do about it!' Evil little fuckers!!! Give me a dog anyday!! |
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I love my pussy. He is being a bit random today though, maybe it's the day for it. Either that or he didn't appreciate having his flea treatment this morning |
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"One of my cats just sauntered up to me and sank it's teeth into my arm...........
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I think I might just cry "
If that had of been a Staffy the poor bugger would be on Death Row and in the tabloids by now.
Theres no justice in the world........still....nothing that a brick in a sack won't cure! |
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"I have two farm cats who recently ganged up on a neighbours Jack Russell dog and left me having to apologise and offer to contribute to vets bill."
In the paper today.....
A cockerel and two hens turned on a fox that got into their coop and killed it by...... wait for it..... knocking it out with a table, then pecking it to death.
Be afraid, be very afraid!!!  |
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Mine was close to biting me this morning when I tried to drag her out of her hiding place so that she could go outside before I leave for work.
Hope you recover soon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of my cats just sauntered up to me and sank it's teeth into my arm...........
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I think I might just cry "
Next time it does it, just try sneaking up to it and sink your foot up it's arse.
Maybe it'll think twice before it bites you again |
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"Have ya had a tetnus Stu?? Cat bites can be nasty 
Yup got my tetanus, diphtheria and polio inoculations in October last year after my dog bit me  "
have you ever thought that maybe you are not an animal person????? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have ya had a tetnus Stu?? Cat bites can be nasty
Yup got my tetanus, diphtheria and polio inoculations in October last year after my dog bit me
have you ever thought that maybe you are not an animal person????? "
Am a regular Dr Doolittle me 
In fairness to the dog...he tore into my leg because I got in the way of him killing a jack russel....he so hates little dogs |
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I have a cure Stu... she's a 6 year old Staffie that hates cats... shall i stick her on a train?