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Do bar peanuts really have piss on them?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or is it a big wind up?"
Depends. .if you buy them from the bar and spill them in the gents and pick em up and eat them cos you don't like waste. .then yeah.
Ignore that..I was being gross.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or is it a big wind up?
Depends. .if you buy them from the bar and spill them in the gents and pick em up and eat them cos you don't like waste. .then yeah.
Ignore that..I was being gross. "
I err I err I feel sick now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or is it a big wind up?
Depends. .if you buy them from the bar and spill them in the gents and pick em up and eat them cos you don't like waste. .then yeah.
Ignore that..I was being gross.
I err I err I feel sick now "
Yeah can we just pretend I didnt just say that?...
Cos I can't like delete it now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or is it a big wind up?
Depends. .if you buy them from the bar and spill them in the gents and pick em up and eat them cos you don't like waste. .then yeah.
Ignore that..I was being gross.
I err I err I feel sick now
Yeah can we just pretend I didnt just say that?...
Cos I can't like delete it now. "
Wow Mr Thump what happened did someone bash you up there? you have one hellofa black eye  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awwwwww ..... a thought they wur mini scampie flavour fries ....... disappointed ......  "
Awesome user name dude get off your horse and drink your milk.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not just bar peanuts, but every peanut to ever exist had been covered in piss
Even if they are in that double nut bag you get them made in? "
What? Are you pissed? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not just bar peanuts, but every peanut to ever exist had been covered in piss
Even if they are in that double nut bag you get them made in?
What? Are you pissed?"
No I drink very little and peanuts come off the peanut tree in 2's in a double nutbag husk as in the cartoon shape for feeding elephants. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If the peanuts are salty it is more likely to be another bodily fluid!"
Mmm that sounds like a solid theory although the bagged ones can be salty too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is true and not only that, when I worked in a bar I used to see people picking their nose and then picking the peanuts out, also the bar owner used to collect the half eaten bowls and pour then back into the jar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or is it a big wind up?"
The ones in a basket do yes as not every colleague and customer washes their hands after going to the toilet. This is done because of pure laziness and most pubs don't have the facility to wash your hands anymore and te ones that do have some bloke there asking for a tip. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or is it a big wind up?
The ones in a basket do yes as not every colleague and customer washes their hands after going to the toilet. This is done because of pure laziness and most pubs don't have the facility to wash your hands anymore and te ones that do have some bloke there asking for a tip. "
Is that the same as with the mint imperials in the bowl at pizza hut? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is true and not only that, when I worked in a bar I used to see people picking their nose and then picking the peanuts out, also the bar owner used to collect the half eaten bowls and pour then back into the jar "
No no bogies too??  |
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"Awwwwww ..... a thought they wur mini scampie flavour fries ....... disappointed ......
Awesome user name dude get off your horse and drink your milk. "
cheers ..... just hope I don't get off the drink an milk the horse ......
is it likely too then that the pub peanut aso hus a dribble of spooj tae then ??? ........ |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"Or is it a big wind up?
The ones in a basket do yes as not every colleague and customer washes their hands after going to the toilet. This is done because of pure laziness and most pubs don't have the facility to wash your hands anymore and te ones that do have some bloke there asking for a tip. "
He's really there to shame people into washing their hands. Seemingly the rate of hand washing drops off if the guy's alone.
You get some strange looks if you wash your hands BEFORE you pee. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Or is it a big wind up?
The ones in a basket do yes as not every colleague and customer washes their hands after going to the toilet. This is done because of pure laziness and most pubs don't have the facility to wash your hands anymore and te ones that do have some bloke there asking for a tip.
He's really there to shame people into washing their hands. Seemingly the rate of hand washing drops off if the guy's alone."
Thats cos you dont hang around in case a mugger or a buggerer comes in while you are bent over the sink. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Awwwwww ..... a thought they wur mini scampie flavour fries ....... disappointed ......
Awesome user name dude get off your horse and drink your milk.
cheers ..... just hope I don't get off the drink an milk the horse ......
is it likely too then that the pub peanut aso hus a dribble of spooj tae then ??? ........ "
Dont try and milk a man horse they are huge. |
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There was a report in a paper not too long ago. It said that about 90% of swabs taken from tube train handles/poles had trace amounts of excrement... So it's not only pubs that have hand washing issues... |
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