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""like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown" cant stand the song or the lyrics." was that the verves drugs dont work.i thought that was a realy good song.was number one the wk after lady diana's death.the chart was cancelled the sunday she died | |||
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""like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown" cant stand the song or the lyrics. was that the verves drugs dont work.i thought that was a realy good song.was number one the wk after lady diana's death.the chart was cancelled the sunday she died" Yeah thats the one. Eewwwwwwwww, it really gets my back up - i cant bear it at all, makes me wanna scream, lol If i had it on Vynil i wouldda scratched a needle all over it, lol Thats how bad it makes me feel, and i have no idea why - but it really does make me feel hideous!!! | |||
"Thin Lizzy's - Jailbreak. "Tonight, there's gonna be a jailbreak, 'somewhere' in the town". I would imagine the jail. lol" now that made me laugh...... | |||
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"Thin Lizzy's - Jailbreak. "Tonight, there's gonna be a jailbreak, 'somewhere' in the town". I would imagine the jail. lol" lol..  | |||
" Monkey Chop - Dan I =================== Chop! Monkey chop! Chop Hey, baby Monkey chop I'll never make you sad I'll always make you glad Stop you feeling bad Just hang around I chop my belly full My baby, she's cool She wants to play with wool That's alright with me. ~ Monkey come chop banana Monkey come chop banana Monkey come chop banana Monkey come chop banana Monkey come chop banana ~ Chop! Monkey chop! Chop Hey, baby Monkey chop ~ No matter what i do Some how concernting you Do not mean a few Come chop with me Nostalgia had its fling It's time for us to sing The monkey song and bring Na, na, make you say ~ Monkey come chop banana Chop! Monkey come chop banana Chop! Monkey come chop banana Chop! Monkey come chop banana Chop! ~ Chop I'll never take the blame And always stay the same You can play the game And we'll have fun You hear me when i say I need more room to play And right now is the day Get over and do it tonight ~ Monkey come chop banana Monkey come chop banana " Can someone please explain to me wtf that is all about! | |||
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"The opening line of Cheryl Cole's last 'hit' "Too much of anything can make you sick" "She obviously doesn't share my love of cake..... | |||
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"ahhhh....had many a liaison at the bottom of my pencil case *sigh* oh those heady halcyon days of my youth "ah i will love you till my fountain pen runs dry | |||
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Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!  | |||
"I can't remember the song or singer but remember the line.... "Sometimes the sun goes round the moon"
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ""Sometimes the snow comes down in june" Saving the best till last by Vanessa Williams
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"I can't remember the song or singer but remember the line.... "Sometimes the sun goes round the moon"
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
"Sometimes the snow comes down in june"
Saving the best till last by Vanessa Williams
"The snow line I can live with.... as it just might do this year  | |||
"I can't remember the song or singer but remember the line.... "Sometimes the sun goes round the moon"
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
"Sometimes the snow comes down in june"
Saving the best till last by Vanessa Williams
The snow line I can live with.... as it just might do this year "lol it just might! Vanessa Williams now stars in Ugly Betty... her overacting has to be better than her singing! | |||
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"Tiny Tempa - (dont know the name of the song) 'got so many clothes i keep them at my aunts house' how inconvenient lol" was gonna say this one myself. Another excellent line from the same song is 'im ***** i never got to fly on a concorde, ive been southampton but ive never been to scunthorpe'. Well thought out! | |||
(Come On , Come In, Get It On)
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"Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody arrggghhhaaaaa doooo sorry someone had to nominate it! "ooooh...i have that song........hanging head in shame  | |||
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"Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody arrggghhhaaaaa doooo sorry someone had to nominate it! "OI - think Bigbad already said that one- and HE didnt type out all the lyrics, not i got the tune in my head! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhh!!! Starts singing instead, "Hold a chicken in the air Stick a deckchair up your nose Buy a jumbo jet And then bury all your clothes Paint your left knee green Then extract your wisdom teeth Form a string quartet And pretend your name is Keith Skin yourself alive Learn to speak Arapahoe Climb inside a dog And behead an eskimo Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears Casserole your gran Disembowel yourself with spears" | |||
"Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody arrggghhhaaaaa doooo sorry someone had to nominate it!
OI - think Bigbad already said that one- and HE didnt type out all the lyrics, not i got the tune in my head!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhh!!!
Starts singing instead,
"Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears""ya kinky fecker  | |||
" "ya kinky fecker "Ooooooooooooooooh yu know it baby!!!  | |||
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"ahhhh....had many a liaison at the bottom of my pencil case *sigh* oh those heady halcyon days of my youth
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i will love you till my fountain pen runs dry"I quite like the lyrics in that song, rather clever, IMO. | |||
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"I love you from the bottom of my pencil case Beautiful South wtf "This is a crap line but the song that comes from is pure genius. | |||
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"Years ago there was song whoes words were " Toast a little bit of toast ,Toast " That must have took a lot of musical brains to come up with that one. "Now, I used to sing this to my kids when they were very young, we used to leave Jayne in bed on sunday and pile downstairs to have tea and toast, years later I told the kids that it was sung by Paul Young, and they disagreed, but I am right, aint I?  | |||
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"Years ago there was song whoes words were " Toast a little bit of toast ,Toast " That must have took a lot of musical brains to come up with that one.
Now, I used to sing this to my kids when they were very young, we used to leave Jayne in bed on sunday and pile downstairs to have tea and toast, years later I told the kids that it was sung by Paul Young, and they disagreed, but I am right, aint I? "according to google you are right | |||
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"Well what about Haircut 100's "Love Plus One"? Where does it go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear Aye ah ah ah ah ah Aye ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Why fear the lake? Whats down there??? "Nessie | |||
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"bowling for soup ?? i mean ehhhhh ???? "That's a band, not lyrics.
wrong thread. | |||
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" ...it was written by Jim Steinman the guy who produced ALL Meat Loaf's work " Just for veracity, and as you stressed the 'ALL', Steinman WASN'T Meat's producer, but the writer of his more famous works, and even then not all of them (the dire Midnight at the Lost and Found album had nothing to with Steinman). The producer you might be thinking of is Tod Rundgren, who produce the Bat out of Hell LP, but again wasn't exclusive to Meatloaf. A pizza hut, a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut | |||
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"Not wishing to appear pedantic here. But Bat out of Hell was written by Jim Steinman and produced by Tod Rundgren. Maybe not ALL but majority of Meat Loaf's work was WRITTEN by Jim Steinman an produced by Tod Rundgren. " Erm.... That's what I said, wasn't it? | |||
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"Ske-lo I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala" ahhhhhh classic song!!!!!!!!!!!! used to love skating to this at the all night roller disco | |||
"bowling for soup ?? i mean ehhhhh ????
That's a band, not lyrics.
wrong thread. "haha silly thing to me i know nothing of music | |||
"Ske-lo I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala ahhhhhh classic song!!!!!!!!!!!! used to love skating to this at the all night roller disco "Follow it up with a classic from the era, like warren G's Regulate, and you have yourself a proper night! It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Warren g was on the street trying to consume some skirts for the eve so I can get some funk just rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone... Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nate dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold Now they dropping and yelling Its a tad bit late Nate dogg and warren h had to regulate. | |||
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"Ske-lo I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala ahhhhhh classic song!!!!!!!!!!!! used to love skating to this at the all night roller disco
Follow it up with a classic from the era, like warren G's Regulate, and you have yourself a proper night!
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren g was on the street trying to consume
some skirts for the eve so I can get some funk
just rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone...
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they dropping and yelling
Its a tad bit late
Nate dogg and warren h had to regulate. "You missed off "regulaters: mount up!" Just goes to show: love this song lol. A classic I didn't even know I had on my ipod is by a "talented" young man named Lil Wayne. The song is entitled A Milli and includes the haunting lines: I'm a veneral disease I'm a menstral bleed Ye gods! | |||
