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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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is the title slightly short, shouldnt it end with AGAIN.
I have never asked for this kinda help
Maybe not but how long is yer list of other needs? "
ohhhh that gets fulfilled |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have u tied a double knot too tightly in your corset can't get it untied n struggling to breathe "
nope havent been trapped in that since the last time lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone please take me under their wing ......................... I need rescuing - urgently
How may I help?"
I need to hide behind someone - someone big and strong and tall and wide .......... really wide |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone please take me under their wing ......................... I need rescuing - urgently
How may I help?
I need to hide behind someone - someone big and strong and tall and wide .......... really wide "
I'm big shouldered and chested... i better not need to deflect bullets though... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you got your head stuck in some railings in ya local cemetery? "
pmsl ... omg if I had I can imagine the queue of people wanting to get revenge for some of the things I have done lol and NO I havent been THAT stoopid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone please take me under their wing ......................... I need rescuing - urgently
How may I help?
I need to hide behind someone - someone big and strong and tall and wide .......... really wide
I'm big shouldered and chested... i better not need to deflect bullets though..."
there is nothing wrong with my bullet, it clearly has intelligence cos its heard there is an economy drive going on - hence only two batteries lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone please take me under their wing ......................... I need rescuing - urgently
How may I help?
I need to hide behind someone - someone big and strong and tall and wide .......... really wide
I'm big shouldered and chested... i better not need to deflect bullets though...
there is nothing wrong with my bullet, it clearly has intelligence cos its heard there is an economy drive going on - hence only two batteries lol "
Two batteres for a bullet?
Jeezus pleezus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone please take me under their wing ......................... I need rescuing - urgently
How may I help?
I need to hide behind someone - someone big and strong and tall and wide .......... really wide "
I am big, tall, wide but not strong lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone please take me under their wing ......................... I need rescuing - urgently
How may I help?
I need to hide behind someone - someone big and strong and tall and wide .......... really wide
I'm big shouldered and chested... i better not need to deflect bullets though...
there is nothing wrong with my bullet, it clearly has intelligence cos its heard there is an economy drive going on - hence only two batteries lol
Two batteres for a bullet?
Jeezus pleezus!"
did u not see my thread the other day about how the fuck is it working when ... it should have three batteries and is working with two only in it ... lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone please take me under their wing ......................... I need rescuing - urgently
How may I help?
I need to hide behind someone - someone big and strong and tall and wide .......... really wide
I am big, tall, wide but not strong lol "
wuss or brave? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone please take me under their wing ......................... I need rescuing - urgently
How may I help?
I need to hide behind someone - someone big and strong and tall and wide .......... really wide
I'm big shouldered and chested... i better not need to deflect bullets though...
there is nothing wrong with my bullet, it clearly has intelligence cos its heard there is an economy drive going on - hence only two batteries lol
Two batteres for a bullet?
Jeezus pleezus!
did u not see my thread the other day about how the fuck is it working when ... it should have three batteries and is working with two only in it ... lol "
Hahaha mystery solved. The mysterious case of the possessed bullet vibe. Hey my ex's rabbit melted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone please take me under their wing ......................... I need rescuing - urgently
How may I help?
I need to hide behind someone - someone big and strong and tall and wide .......... really wide
I am big, tall, wide but not strong lol
wuss or brave? "
A wuss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone please take me under their wing ......................... I need rescuing - urgently
How may I help?
I need to hide behind someone - someone big and strong and tall and wide .......... really wide
I am big, tall, wide but not strong lol
wuss or brave?
A wuss "
oh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For crissakes ya NOT run out of milk for your hot cocoa n wanted someone nip shop for u but that's now averted cos ya suddenly started lactating is it? "
nope its ok its (well they are) sorted now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiders?
love em
Me too, cute furry little fly-catchers!
yeah useful "
My cat just watches them and follows them around. Silly animal only chases moths lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"earwig infested knickers?
Paddy ................. u made me snigger then
the only insect i utterly detest lol..I knew u couldnt love them!"
was gonna ask is that an improvement or not on ants in ya pants ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spiders?
love em
Me too, cute furry little fly-catchers!
yeah useful
My cat just watches them and follows them around. Silly animal only chases moths lol "
one of mine eats em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiders?
love em
Me too, cute furry little fly-catchers!
yeah useful
My cat just watches them and follows them around. Silly animal only chases moths lol
one of mine eats em "
Eeeee! Pussy breath is bad enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spiders?
love em
Me too, cute furry little fly-catchers!
yeah useful
My cat just watches them and follows them around. Silly animal only chases moths lol
one of mine eats em
Eeeee! Pussy breath is bad enough "
lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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have ya got your head stuck between your legs trying to open them shoes, while in the middle of a meet , and now your ass is exposed to the elements, your meet got bored and fucked off, your feet are sinking in the mood and the storm is comming at you over the moors,, you need someone big to shelter under while you finish yourself off and get unstuck????? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have ya got your head stuck between your legs trying to open them shoes, while in the middle of a meet , and now your ass is exposed to the elements, your meet got bored and fucked off, your feet are sinking in the mood and the storm is comming at you over the moors,, you need someone big to shelter under while you finish yourself off and get unstuck?????"
u worry me ......... what pic are u looking at ... how do I open my shoes ... ????? and surely if I was in that precarious position someone would take advantage .............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"have ya got your head stuck between your legs trying to open them shoes, while in the middle of a meet , and now your ass is exposed to the elements, your meet got bored and fucked off, your feet are sinking in the mood and the storm is comming at you over the moors,, you need someone big to shelter under while you finish yourself off and get unstuck?????
u worry me ......... what pic are u looking at ... how do I open my shoes ... ????? and surely if I was in that precarious position someone would take advantage .............. "
yes but people on fab wouldnt even consider taken advantge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have ya got your head stuck between your legs trying to open them shoes, while in the middle of a meet , and now your ass is exposed to the elements, your meet got bored and fucked off, your feet are sinking in the mood and the storm is comming at you over the moors,, you need someone big to shelter under while you finish yourself off and get unstuck?????
u worry me ......... what pic are u looking at ... how do I open my shoes ... ????? and surely if I was in that precarious position someone would take advantage ..............
yes but people on fab wouldnt even consider taken advantge "
love the fact u wiggled out of answering the undoing shoes bit .... nooooooooooooo they wouldnt at all would they ............. *coughs and chokes * |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"have ya got your head stuck between your legs trying to open them shoes, while in the middle of a meet , and now your ass is exposed to the elements, your meet got bored and fucked off, your feet are sinking in the mood and the storm is comming at you over the moors,, you need someone big to shelter under while you finish yourself off and get unstuck?????
u worry me ......... what pic are u looking at ... how do I open my shoes ... ????? and surely if I was in that precarious position someone would take advantage ..............
yes but people on fab wouldnt even consider taken advantge
love the fact u wiggled out of answering the undoing shoes bit .... nooooooooooooo they wouldnt at all would they ............. *coughs and chokes * "
open ,, take off ,, remove ,,, surely your missing the point |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have ya got your head stuck between your legs trying to open them shoes, while in the middle of a meet , and now your ass is exposed to the elements, your meet got bored and fucked off, your feet are sinking in the mood and the storm is comming at you over the moors,, you need someone big to shelter under while you finish yourself off and get unstuck?????
u worry me ......... what pic are u looking at ... how do I open my shoes ... ????? and surely if I was in that precarious position someone would take advantage ..............
yes but people on fab wouldnt even consider taken advantge
love the fact u wiggled out of answering the undoing shoes bit .... nooooooooooooo they wouldnt at all would they ............. *coughs and chokes *
open ,, take off ,, remove ,,, surely your missing the point "
explain the open bit?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"have ya got your head stuck between your legs trying to open them shoes, while in the middle of a meet , and now your ass is exposed to the elements, your meet got bored and fucked off, your feet are sinking in the mood and the storm is comming at you over the moors,, you need someone big to shelter under while you finish yourself off and get unstuck?????
u worry me ......... what pic are u looking at ... how do I open my shoes ... ????? and surely if I was in that precarious position someone would take advantage ..............
yes but people on fab wouldnt even consider taken advantge
love the fact u wiggled out of answering the undoing shoes bit .... nooooooooooooo they wouldnt at all would they ............. *coughs and chokes *
open ,, take off ,, remove ,,, surely your missing the point
explain the open bit?? "
ok i will,,, they look like they must have zips in the soles ,,, or painted on
happy now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have ya got your head stuck between your legs trying to open them shoes, while in the middle of a meet , and now your ass is exposed to the elements, your meet got bored and fucked off, your feet are sinking in the mood and the storm is comming at you over the moors,, you need someone big to shelter under while you finish yourself off and get unstuck?????
u worry me ......... what pic are u looking at ... how do I open my shoes ... ????? and surely if I was in that precarious position someone would take advantage ..............
yes but people on fab wouldnt even consider taken advantge
love the fact u wiggled out of answering the undoing shoes bit .... nooooooooooooo they wouldnt at all would they ............. *coughs and chokes *
open ,, take off ,, remove ,,, surely your missing the point
explain the open bit??
ok i will,,, they look like they must have zips in the soles ,,, or painted on
happy now "
vivid imagination lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs we still don't know why you need help ............just feckin tell us will ya "
that's resolved but I have another issue now .......................... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs we still don't know why you need help ............just feckin tell us will ya
that's resolved but I have another issue now .......................... his it has long has the other 1 "
can I have this in English please |
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"Ffs we still don't know why you need help ............just feckin tell us will ya
that's resolved but I have another issue now .......................... his it has long has the other 1 "
My patience has gone now .........head done in ........ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs we still don't know why you need help ............just feckin tell us will ya
that's resolved but I have another issue now .......................... his it has long has the other 1
My patience has gone now .........head done in ........ "
but I did say last nite it was sorted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ffs we still don't know why you need help ............just feckin tell us will ya
that's resolved but I have another issue now .......................... "
ya just ne a good shag from some irish farmer cock, and then sent home walkin in a new pair of wellies ,,, that el sort ya out!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs we still don't know why you need help ............just feckin tell us will ya
that's resolved but I have another issue now ..........................
ya just ne a good shag from some irish farmer cock, and then sent home walkin in a new pair of wellies ,,, that el sort ya out!!"
wellies ................. ooooooo are they PINK |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs we still don't know why you need help ............just feckin tell us will ya
that's resolved but I have another issue now ..........................
ya just ne a good shag from some irish farmer cock, and then sent home walkin in a new pair of wellies ,,, that el sort ya out!!
wellies ................. ooooooo are they PINK "
pink or brown ,, what ever ya like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs we still don't know why you need help ............just feckin tell us will ya
that's resolved but I have another issue now ..........................
ya just ne a good shag from some irish farmer cock, and then sent home walkin in a new pair of wellies ,,, that el sort ya out!!
wellies ................. ooooooo are they PINK
pink or brown ,, what ever ya like "
its show n tell time now - u show I'll tell ya whether I like em |
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