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You are what you eat.....Im a twix! What are you?
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Ermmmmm....a bowl of Jordans Crunchy Oat Granola!  That stuff makes my poo weird.
It makes me gaseous   Just saying....... 
Pharrrrp! "
Save it for your party piece tomorrow.....ask CC for a lighter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ermmmmm....a bowl of Jordans Crunchy Oat Granola! That stuff makes my poo weird.
It makes me gaseous Just saying.......
Pharrrrp! Save it for your party piece tomorrow.....ask CC for a lighter."
Boof!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"four fingered..................kitkat  So much nicer than the two fingered variety.
Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety With sunglasses.  "
For the lack of safety goggles, you see |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"four fingered..................kitkat So much nicer than the two fingered variety.
Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety With sunglasses.
For the lack of safety goggles, you see "
I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"four fingered..................kitkat So much nicer than the two fingered variety.
Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety With sunglasses.
For the lack of safety goggles, you see I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers "
DEAR FUCKIN LORD!!! LOL  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"four fingered..................kitkat So much nicer than the two fingered variety.
Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety With sunglasses.
For the lack of safety goggles, you see I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers
DEAR FUCKIN LORD!!! LOL "
I love it when I get you to type in capitals...my work here is done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"four fingered..................kitkat So much nicer than the two fingered variety.
Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety With sunglasses.
For the lack of safety goggles, you see I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers
DEAR FUCKIN LORD!!! LOL I love it when I get you to type in capitals...my work here is done."
And that's a from me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My god... JuicyAss's arse is tremendous!"
Just to correct you here. Even though her arse is tremendous. You CAN'T single out that feature of hers as she is beautiful all over. Her figure is incredible to the point I can't say what her best feature is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a sweet shirt designed by a friend in the style of an american bowling team top with a name in caligraphy on the front and some sloping text on the back, printed in one of those ever growing print your own stores...
the text on the back reads'you are what you eat', the name on the front in complex calligraphy making it hard to see reads "EAST END CUNT"........what can i say, theres no accounting for taste???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am an apple.
Like the one in 'American Pie' and we all know what happened to that pie ;p"
I have never seen American Pie, so I have absolutely no idea, what you mean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am an apple.
Like the one in 'American Pie' and we all know what happened to that pie ;pI have never seen American Pie, so I have absolutely no idea, what you mean."
Sorry it's okay, you put apple ...I read apple pie....must be because I literally just bought a big apple pie from Tescos for tomorrow. So it's on my mind.
Although now I'm not sure whether to wait to eat it tomorrow or to heat it up and screw it ;p haha (as that's what happens to the pie in American Pie) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am an apple.
Like the one in 'American Pie' and we all know what happened to that pie ;pI have never seen American Pie, so I have absolutely no idea, what you mean.
Sorry it's okay, you put apple ...I read apple pie....must be because I literally just bought a big apple pie from Tescos for tomorrow. So it's on my mind.
Although now I'm not sure whether to wait to eat it tomorrow or to heat it up and screw it ;p haha (as that's what happens to the pie in American Pie)"
Don't recommend heating it up before you screw it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am an apple.
Like the one in 'American Pie' and we all know what happened to that pie ;pI have never seen American Pie, so I have absolutely no idea, what you mean.
Sorry it's okay, you put apple ...I read apple pie....must be because I literally just bought a big apple pie from Tescos for tomorrow. So it's on my mind.
Although now I'm not sure whether to wait to eat it tomorrow or to heat it up and screw it ;p haha (as that's what happens to the pie in American Pie)Don't recommend heating it up before you screw it. "
I like living on the edge of danger, what can I say ;p |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Toffee Freddos
If you were a toffee Freddo, I'd bite your head off. Just saying
Would you rather I started with your legs?  "
Why can't you just savour your bloody Freddos without going in for the kill |
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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago
South Coast |
"Toffee Freddos
If you were a toffee Freddo, I'd bite your head off. Just saying
Would you rather I started with your legs?
Why can't you just savour your bloody Freddos without going in for the kill "
I'm failing to see the fun in that?! Jeez, what's a little limb removal or decapitation between friends... |
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