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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm off to Sainsburys.

What else shall I put in my basket to make the checkout lady cough and splutter ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anusol and duct tape

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off to Sainsburys.

What else shall I put in my basket to make the checkout lady cough and splutter ?

A cucumber and lube should make him/her look at you twice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's anusol?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of those travel blindfolds and a bag of carrots

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm off to Sainsburys.

What else shall I put in my basket to make the checkout lady cough and splutter ?

A cucumber and lube should make him/her look at you twice

A half or a whole portion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How's about some 'horny goat'! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for lube deep heat and a marrow that should work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The biggest cucumber you can find, latex gloves and some antiseptic

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Some rope, a jar of Nutella, a sleep mask, ear plugs, and a bloody big marrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's anusol?!!"

Lol. Yeah like you don't know. Nice try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some rope, a jar of Nutella, a sleep mask, ear plugs, and a bloody big marrow.

Fuuuuck, you're no stranger lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Some rope, a jar of Nutella, a sleep mask, ear plugs, and a bloody big marrow.

Fuuuuck, you're no stranger lol

I spend far too much time alone. Makes me a bit odd.

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By *aula.ceciliaWoman over a year ago

Cheltenham

WD40 and Epsom salts,,,, Mmmmmmmmmmmessy! LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a party wig

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Couple of jumbo rolls of cling film.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck in some metal scourers, some lard and some duct tape too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chuck in some metal scourers, some lard and some duct tape too!

That's it, tell EVERYONE my plan for you later why don't ya!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some rope, a jar of Nutella, a sleep mask, ear plugs, and a bloody big marrow.

Fuuuuck, you're no stranger lol

I spend far too much time alone. Makes me a bit odd.

Yeah I hear ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ice Cubes, Gaffa Tape, Pegs, Chilli, Waxing Strips, Ginger and Candles....

Or have I been spending too long in kink land!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't believe noone said squirty cream, choc spread or ice lollies

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Lots of make up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

French bread / baguette?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have some milk. Forgot to get mine when out shopping. Remembered the marrow

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman over a year ago

Glenrothes

I've had a few giggles at some guys going through self scan with certain products. I have to check the security tags have deactivated before they leave the store! Don't know who blushes more sometimes depending on their comments lol

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