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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm got a very naughty girl meeting me at 4:00 wonder if she would like me fucking her with a snooker cue "
Sounds painful 2 the female?
is she aware of this, that a snooker cue may-b involved? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you find on a snooker table and in a man's trousers...??
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Pockets... 
u been pulling christmas crackers already? groan"
The oldies are the best... You should know...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm got a very naughty girl meeting me at 4:00 wonder if she would like me fucking her with a snooker cue"
Just dont use the pointy end or you wont be able to chalk it without a new tip. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't imagine many women would want to be impaled on a snooker cue!!!!!!"
Depends if they have a fetish for having strange objects shoved up their chuff {walks away whistling}  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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You could try inserting the balls instead. Just be careful only to use the ones that the people using the table have finished with, otherwise they may get annoyed and show you who the Daddy is. |
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