Well I just had scrambled egg, toast, 2 turkey rashers and mushrooms and that's on my diet!!!!
As for manly, I broke up a fight on Saturday night between 2 blokes and gave 1 first aid for a busted nose. Blokey enough??? Lol  |
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I walked into a room full of women in a full on discussion about some useless girly stuff.
Gave their little chit chat due respect by loudly asking which one was making tea.
Then closed the conference room door quietly on my way out .... stuck up bitches. |
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I picked my big toenail then used the nail to get some food out from between my teeth. I then lobbed the nail onto ju's lap while she was eating her toast. |
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Put together some flat pack furniture threw away the extra skrews and then read the instructions that made no sence anyway, made a sandwich and ate it without cutting it in half, then took the paper to the toilet to have a poo, I now sit here thinking about football and birds and have no desire to talk about my feelings  |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
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I have started a fire with nothing more than some tinder, two bits of wood and a lot, and I really mean a lot, of effort. Of course a sensible man uses matches and accelerants but there's something very satisfying about the historic technique.
I also suffer occasional bouts of man flu as well. |
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I once ate three shredded wheat.
Or what about.
Putting out a fire by pissing on it (in all fairness it wasn't a very big fire and alcohol was involved in the decision making). |
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I changed the battery on a car, topped up all the fluids (inc. Power steering) unblocked a toilet/bath trap/sink trap,put up bunk beds alone,rewire my plugs,trap spiders.... Who needs a man !!! |
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Not seen anyone come close to completing a man challenge yet!
I think men are going soft, shakes head.
Tv is to blame, where are men meant to look for wisdom nowadays Alan Titchmarsh. As Mr T would say, "get some nuts"
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