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"I dont shag first meet either but always carry condoms anyway. That way you dont get caught without them.   "
- took the words right out of my mouth. Condoms are like the American Express card: 'Never leave home without it'. (showing my age there, I know..) |
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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago
penzance |
"and you find the johnny machine is out of order 
Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????
does this mean he is really married and scared to 'carry' in his own wallet in case the missus finds them?  "
I am a widower and I always carry. It was a general tongue in cheek question to the room |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
The johnny machine is the most robbed machine in the pub - so you would prob find it empty.
MAKe sure you stock up before hand.
Then think positive and think you WILL use em before they go out of date, hehehehe |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"and you find the johnny machine is out of order
Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????"
It all depends!
1/If i am out with my mates i borrow a box.
2/If i am out on my own its the garage or the 24hr shop.
3/If i am out with femme i get some earache |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"and you find the johnny machine is out of order
Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????
It all depends!
1/If i am out with my mates i borrow a box.
2/If i am out on my own its the garage or the 24hr shop.
3/If i am out with femme i get some earache "
you never get earache from me...brave tonight...very brave  |
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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago
penzance |
"and you find the johnny machine is out of order
Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????
It all depends!
1/If i am out with my mates i borrow a box.
2/If i am out on my own its the garage or the 24hr shop.
3/If i am out with femme i get some earache you never get earache from me...brave tonight...very brave "
Well you can always put ajohnny in each ear that'll save the earache |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"and you find the johnny machine is out of order
Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????
It all depends!
1/If i am out with my mates i borrow a box.
2/If i am out on my own its the garage or the 24hr shop.
3/If i am out with femme i get some earache you never get earache from me...brave tonight...very brave
Well you can always put ajohnny in each ear that'll save the earache "
She shouts loud so id need 2 for each ear |
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