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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.
Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere??? "
Yeh my back garden. They run riot, abuse the hot tub raid the fridge and nick my booze |
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"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.
Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere???
Yeh my back garden. They run riot, abuse the hot tub raid the fridge and nick my booze"
Sounds like fun! No wonder they're out there!! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Description of said mojo
Small, colourful and sparkly!
Last seen boarding a train 
Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward  "
Yep its here, engaged with other mojos and Oscar x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.
Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere??? "
Oh
Really hope mines not ready for retirement yet
Think Jules has been enticing them to hers with talk of late nights, booze and hot tubs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.
Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere???
Oh
Really hope mines not ready for retirement yet
Think Jules has been enticing them to hers with talk of late nights, booze and hot tubs "
Nothing to do with me, its oscsr the gnome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.
Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere???
Oh
Really hope mines not ready for retirement yet
Think Jules has been enticing them to hers with talk of late nights, booze and hot tubs
Nothing to do with me, its oscsr the gnome"
Can you post it back please?
And make sure it's mine lol.... Don't want just any old mojo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.
Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere???
Oh
Really hope mines not ready for retirement yet
Think Jules has been enticing them to hers with talk of late nights, booze and hot tubs
Nothing to do with me, its oscsr the gnome
Can you post it back please?
And make sure it's mine lol.... Don't want just any old mojo "
Are you at cheekys party |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Have you checked down the back of your sofa?
I find all kinds of shit down there. This one time I discovered a door to another universe, made of fluff, crisps and 2 pences. (and one condom)"
Used or still in the wrapper? |
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"Have you checked down the back of your sofa?
I find all kinds of shit down there. This one time I discovered a door to another universe, made of fluff, crisps and 2 pences. (and one condom)
Used or still in the wrapper?"
It was in transition. Out of the wrapper but inside the rapper. (My ex girlfriend is an MC) She was down there as well. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Mojo
If found please tell it off and post it back to
Lucy
Kent
By the seaside
Many thanks  "
Send it
C/o Ryan
Aisle of Snacks
I'd like to provide it with some personal additional value first  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I wanted to have sex with Kate Bush on a mountain but I lost my mojo,, I just could not get an erection,
must have been withering heights.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who has it?
Jules?
Ben?
QOT?
Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!! "
I have photographic evidence of mojos party. Yours is the worst one lucy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Description of said mojo
Small, colourful and sparkly!
Last seen boarding a train
Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward "
If I find it can I keep it? Mine did a runner a while ago. Maybe they all eloped and they are having a mojogangbang? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Description of said mojo
Small, colourful and sparkly!
Last seen boarding a train
Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward
If I find it can I keep it? Mine did a runner a while ago. Maybe they all eloped and they are having a mojogangbang? "
Bloody right they are steel in my back garden. Wouldnt believe what they get up to. Poor smudge the rabbit is on prozac |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Description of said mojo
Small, colourful and sparkly!
Last seen boarding a train
Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward
If I find it can I keep it? Mine did a runner a while ago. Maybe they all eloped and they are having a mojogangbang?
Bloody right they are steel in my back garden. Wouldnt believe what they get up to. Poor smudge the rabbit is on prozac"
Oooh the little sods! Look for the little grumpy mojo in pvc with frizzy hair... send it back oop north please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So who has it?
Jules?
Ben?
QOT?
Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!
I have photographic evidence of mojos party. Yours is the worst one lucy"
 not sure why my mojo gets the blame
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Description of said mojo
Small, colourful and sparkly!
Last seen boarding a train
Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward
If I find it can I keep it? Mine did a runner a while ago. Maybe they all eloped and they are having a mojogangbang?
Bloody right they are steel in my back garden. Wouldnt believe what they get up to. Poor smudge the rabbit is on prozac
Oooh the little sods! Look for the little grumpy mojo in pvc with frizzy hair... send it back oop north please. "
I'm sure I will find yours too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who has it?
Jules?
Ben?
QOT?
Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!! "
Why does my name get mentioned?... 
Ryan here...catch...
I don't have it now!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who has it?
Jules?
Ben?
QOT?
Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!
I have photographic evidence of mojos party. Yours is the worst one lucy
not sure why my mojo gets the blame
Shes the instigator, had just settled em all down and bam yours knocks the gate starts dancing round the garden and they are all partying again.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Description of said mojo
Small, colourful and sparkly!
Last seen boarding a train
Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward
If I find it can I keep it? Mine did a runner a while ago. Maybe they all eloped and they are having a mojogangbang?
Bloody right they are steel in my back garden. Wouldnt believe what they get up to. Poor smudge the rabbit is on prozac
Oooh the little sods! Look for the little grumpy mojo in pvc with frizzy hair... send it back oop north please. "
No problem steel but I aint going out there tonight they are bloofy animals I tell ya animals |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So who has it?
Jules?
Ben?
QOT?
Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!
I have photographic evidence of mojos party. Yours is the worst one lucy
not sure why my mojo gets the blame
Shes the instigator, had just settled em all down and bam yours knocks the gate starts dancing round the garden and they are all partying again.
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Oh dear! She is a little rascal lol!
Watch she doesn't pull your flowers up Jules |
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"So who has it?
Jules?
Ben?
QOT?
Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!
I have photographic evidence of mojos party. Yours is the worst one lucy
not sure why my mojo gets the blame
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Cos mine cam home... 
It turned Oscar into a lambrini gnome before it did though. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I think I left mine in brum last weekend 
We can get yours on Saturday
I hope so cos right now sex is the last thing on my mind "
Don't think about it and by Saturday you'll have a laugh and find it pops up.
Mojo isn't just libido.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh yeah
My mojo is back and is full of naughtiness!!
You mojo is quicker to return that your cat.
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It had been missing for some time before I asked for help.... And with the help of my forum buddies it has been returned to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone find mine n all
Where did you last have it?
In kent
I was in the car today it wasn't there.
Did you leave it in Fox Hat's car?
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I may have done |
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