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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never lend yer kids money and believe 'em when they say they'll give it you back  "
and on the other hand, if you want someone to avoid you for a good while, lend them some money.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"never just buy one pair of knickers to match the bra ya just bought, always three pairs ladies !!!!! "
Really sorry to interupt this thread, I will take it back to the OP's hints when I have said this bit
I am 100% straight, I have no intention of trying the bi thing, I know how I would feel mentaly and just dont want to do it.
So why then do I always buy Sasha 3 pairs of knickers (usually pants, thong and shorts) to match the bra I buy her, how did I know to do that 
Why in town yesterday with Sasha and my sister did I say (quite loudly) wow look at that handbag it's gorgeous and drag Sasha over to the shop window to get a better look at it (she cant have it it was £195)
Why on the way home later did I strain my neck to look in another shop window at the womens shoes (buy hey they really are unusual and gorgeous shoes)
Anyway - if your cooking rice or pasta a nob of butter or a squirt of vinegar stops it sticking together (not advising spiders of course cos as pointed out they don't have any vinegar) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"never just buy one pair of knickers to match the bra ya just bought, always three pairs ladies !!!!!
Really sorry to interupt this thread, I will take it back to the OP's hints when I have said this bit
I am 100% straight, I have no intention of trying the bi thing, I know how I would feel mentaly and just dont want to do it.
So why then do I always buy Sasha 3 pairs of knickers (usually pants, thong and shorts) to match the bra I buy her, how did I know to do that
Why in town yesterday with Sasha and my sister did I say (quite loudly) wow look at that handbag it's gorgeous and drag Sasha over to the shop window to get a better look at it (she cant have it it was £195)
Why on the way home later did I strain my neck to look in another shop window at the womens shoes (buy hey they really are unusual and gorgeous shoes)
Anyway - if your cooking rice or pasta a nob of butter or a squirt of vinegar stops it sticking together (not advising spiders of course cos as pointed out they don't have any vinegar)"
I couldnt sleep so got up to have a nose and this post re spiders had got me tittering bigtime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never just buy one pair of knickers to match the bra ya just bought, always three pairs ladies !!!!! "
Thats not a useful hint Femme hun thats a rule of law - well thats what I tell hubby when undie shopping
Shona
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Warm a tin of Spam/Bacon Grill in hot water first to melt the fat surrounding the meat before turning it out - it makes it a lot easier! 
surely it would be easier to put it straight in the bin!! 
I agree, bin it, never eat it cos it tastes really minging  it was a regular Saturday lunch in my house growing up my dad would slice it grill it and slap it between bread and call it lunch and he wondered why I learnt to cook 
Shona
x x x "
you can even buy the stuff as fritters......oh yuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"never just buy one pair of knickers to match the bra ya just bought, always three pairs ladies !!!!! "
In a similar vein (grr.. another of those words where the 'i' before 'e' except after 'c' rule don't feckin apply!)...
Gents: Always buy two pairs of trousers when you buy a suit coz one pair wears out faster than the jacket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Warm a tin of Spam/Bacon Grill in hot water first to melt the fat surrounding the meat before turning it out - it makes it a lot easier!
surely it would be easier to put it straight in the bin!!
I agree, bin it, never eat it cos it tastes really minging it was a regular Saturday lunch in my house growing up my dad would slice it grill it and slap it between bread and call it lunch and he wondered why I learnt to cook
Shona
x x x
you can even buy the stuff as fritters......oh yuck "
Ohh hell Peaches you made me remember we used to get them for tea with chips cooked in LARD and they wondered why I would rather go hungry than eat that
Shona
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"I love spam fritters from the chippy. Artery clogging I know but they're bloody lovely!  "
That tinned bacon stuff is also bloody ansome when battered and fried!. Along with bread and dripping! Not today's namby pamby stuff, but out of the bowl in the kitchen that all the fat from every meal was poured into!
Oh no, pains in chest just thinkin about that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love spam fritters from the chippy. Artery clogging I know but they're bloody lovely!
That tinned bacon stuff is also bloody ansome when battered and fried!. Along with bread and dripping! Not today's namby pamby stuff, but out of the bowl in the kitchen that all the fat from every meal was poured into!
Oh no, pains in chest just thinkin about that! "
I'd never get that past Siren's lips, she'd puke. She dissects any meat given to her for the slightest trace of fat/sinew and cuts it out, more often than not leaving a pile of meat on the side that's bigger than bit she actually ate lol |
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