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over a year ago
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"A neighbour has some. Shall I knock and ask??
I dare ya..... in fact I double dare ya 
what's it worth??  "
Its worth a half eaten mars bar, a button and some fluff as thats whats in me pocket
But most of all its worth the look on your neighbours face when you ask.... priceless  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is the myth
Yep, still don't know?????? "
the myth apparently is people who have pampas grass in the front garden are swingers and the grass is there to show visitors that they have the right house incase they knock on a random door dressed as sex slaves lol |
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I've a huge pampas grass near my back door. Not sure what that's trying to say in this context....
By the way, as a garden plant its quite a bit of hassle, gotta be cut down annually & if I want to remove it I'd need a mini digger... so I'd recommend a simpler sign... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Growing up as a child nearly every other house in our street had pampas grass - Lordy Lordy so I was living in swinging heaven and I was oblivious to it !   |
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"I have no Pampas Grass, just a small bush and a large tree...am I not a swinger now?
apparently not
bugger, I am a fake then.... "
I had pampas grass in one house and no-one ever knocked on my door in slave gear? You're supposed to set fire to them once a year too. And presumably dance round them nekked... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I have no Pampas Grass, just a small bush and a large tree...am I not a swinger now?
apparently not
bugger, I am a fake then....
I had pampas grass in one house and no-one ever knocked on my door in slave gear? You're supposed to set fire to them once a year too. And presumably dance round them nekked..."
I am missing out...xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have no Pampas Grass, just a small bush and a large tree...am I not a swinger now?
apparently not
bugger, I am a fake then.... "
yes im afraid so..........off you pop then ...taxi for fakesville awaits  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I have no Pampas Grass, just a small bush and a large tree...am I not a swinger now?
apparently not
bugger, I am a fake then....
yes im afraid so..........off you pop then ...taxi for fakesville awaits "
Hang on, I need to put my fake slippers and pyjamas on.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have no Pampas Grass, just a small bush and a large tree...am I not a swinger now?
apparently not
bugger, I am a fake then....
yes im afraid so..........off you pop then ...taxi for fakesville awaits Hang on, I need to put my fake slippers and pyjamas on...."
come on... chop chop the meter is runnin  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I have no Pampas Grass, just a small bush and a large tree...am I not a swinger now?
apparently not
bugger, I am a fake then....
yes im afraid so..........off you pop then ...taxi for fakesville awaits Hang on, I need to put my fake slippers and pyjamas on....
come on... chop chop the meter is runnin "
I've lost my fake coat and my fake hat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have no Pampas Grass, just a small bush and a large tree...am I not a swinger now?
apparently not
bugger, I am a fake then....
yes im afraid so..........off you pop then ...taxi for fakesville awaits Hang on, I need to put my fake slippers and pyjamas on....
come on... chop chop the meter is runnin I've lost my fake coat and my fake hat! "
we'll make you some with pampas grass from your ex swinger friends garden who no longer want to know you |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I have no Pampas Grass, just a small bush and a large tree...am I not a swinger now?
apparently not
bugger, I am a fake then....
yes im afraid so..........off you pop then ...taxi for fakesville awaits Hang on, I need to put my fake slippers and pyjamas on....
come on... chop chop the meter is runnin I've lost my fake coat and my fake hat!
we'll make you some with pampas grass from your ex swinger friends garden who no longer want to know you "
Oohhhh will I get the handbag to match? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have no Pampas Grass, just a small bush and a large tree...am I not a swinger now?
apparently not
bugger, I am a fake then....
yes im afraid so..........off you pop then ...taxi for fakesville awaits Hang on, I need to put my fake slippers and pyjamas on....
come on... chop chop the meter is runnin I've lost my fake coat and my fake hat!
we'll make you some with pampas grass from your ex swinger friends garden who no longer want to know you Oohhhh will I get the handbag to match? "
lol yea maybe  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A neighbour has some. Shall I knock and ask??
I dare ya..... in fact I double dare ya
what's it worth??
Its worth a half eaten mars bar, a button and some fluff as thats whats in me pocket
But most of all its worth the look on your neighbours face when you ask.... priceless "
they invited me in for a gang bang |
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