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the G/Friends fuck buddy told her to get her self a new G string from the local Ann summers shop,that had bows to undo on the sides for when we meet him later that day, on his arrival he wanted her to just stand by the front door, in the new G string and no bra tits out nothing eles and her fuck me high heels,
On his arrival she stood in front of the door waiting for him to knock as i looked on,
the knock came and she opened the door,he stepped in side told her how nice she looked
then he pulled on the bows on the side of the G string to let them drop to the floor
but as she stood there him trying to undo them he pulled that hard he ripped them from her breaking the ribbon holding them up,
i was so disappointed, lol that her new G String had been torn apart by her fuck buddy they was only on her arse ten mins, lol
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I've bought all sorts of disappointing stuff. Things I can think of right now include:
Electric foot spa - absolute dust gatherer.
A Nexus double ended dildo - it's supposed to be shaped to fit inside me and for the other end to stick out kinda like a cock. The join in the middle is too bulge-y for it to work in a harness though and the angle is all wrong once inserted in me. Totally naff. |
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Where do I start: the electric steam mop that cost £99 but I could have bought for £30 off amazon? That took me an hour to clean floors I did in 10 minutes using a mop and bucket?
Or the Philips epilator that cost £50 and had to be ordered by my local chemist? Used for a nanosecond on 1mm of skin the pain not worth the pain so back to my trusty bic. |
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over a year ago
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"Bought a toy that was designed especially for the clit.. felt like razor blades!! 
Another toy hits the useless pile  "
I remember buying a new toy from Anne summers rushing home to use it and it hurt like hell. Then I noticed it still had the plastic wrapping on it |
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over a year ago
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"Most super-dooper gadgets and creams that claim to smooth rough skin on feet. Nothing short of a belt sander is able to deal with mine, I fear."
Cheaper to go foot doc 4 times a year I find |
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"Trojan extra wide condoms - I'm sure they same as normal ones in a different package  "
I've for some bad news. Trojan tell me there was a rogue batch of Extra Smalls wrongly branded Extra Wide...I think you may have bought a packet!  |
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"Trojan extra wide condoms - I'm sure they same as normal ones in a different package
I've for some bad news. Trojan tell me there was a rogue batch of Extra Smalls wrongly branded Extra Wide...I think you may have bought a packet! "
I just knew I got conned |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Most super-dooper gadgets and creams that claim to smooth rough skin on feet. Nothing short of a belt sander is able to deal with mine, I fear.
Cheaper to go foot doc 4 times a year I find "
I need to go more than that! I have tough feet. Left to their own devices I'd probably have hooves in 8 weeks!!! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Most super-dooper gadgets and creams that claim to smooth rough skin on feet. Nothing short of a belt sander is able to deal with mine, I fear.
Cheaper to go foot doc 4 times a year I find
I need to go more than that! I have tough feet. Left to their own devices I'd probably have hooves in 8 weeks!!! "
Industrial cheese grater? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Back before printable CDs and home printers to print them were available, printable CD labels, (and a widget for applying them).
A nightmare to apply flat, tended to mess up the balance of the disc so it was noisy when it spun and then they peeled up at the edges a few months later rendering the disc unusable. |
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"Trojan extra wide condoms - I'm sure they same as normal ones in a different package
I've for some bad news. Trojan tell me there was a rogue batch of Extra Smalls wrongly branded Extra Wide...I think you may have bought a packet!
I just knew I got conned "
All is not lost Impress your lady friends by nonchalantly leaving them lying about on the coffee table. Under a coffee table book!  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Most super-dooper gadgets and creams that claim to smooth rough skin on feet. Nothing short of a belt sander is able to deal with mine, I fear.
Cheaper to go foot doc 4 times a year I find
I need to go more than that! I have tough feet. Left to their own devices I'd probably have hooves in 8 weeks!!! Industrial cheese grater? "
Only if it's electric! |
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A sex swing in a frame ........ The idea is better than the reality and sits under the bed........ Now is that the swing or just where we are as a couple )))) we should start a swap shop of old tutt we dont want...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought an ipad a couple of years ago and it was a huge disappointment. I got it cheap but even so it was really not with it. I managed to sell it on and took a £50 hit and was glad to get rid. |
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over a year ago
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Eighteen inch long 3 inch diameter vibrating dildo. The vibe inside was so small that the packing inside absorbed all the vibrations. Should have bought a church candle. |
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