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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not just you who gets that you know lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?"

so you have never addded an extra inch or two to your cock size then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We’re sure the people who’ve verified you will enjoy the compliments

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bit like cock sizes then. Its amazing how they suddenly shrink

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?so you have never addded an extra inch or two to your cock size then"

great point - but no i havent

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We’re sure the people who’ve verified you will enjoy the compliments "

haha

no none of them are suspects teehee

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?"

Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?so you have never addded an extra inch or two to your cock size then

great point - but no i havent "

Me neither but i thought your tread was about dress sizes and women who can't read lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?

Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole"

Every boy was born with a ruler - clare rayner - so many rulers dont work eh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guilty women are so so so predictable. Change the subject and go on the attack lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We’re sure the people who’ve verified you will enjoy the compliments

haha

no none of them are suspects teehee"

You did say everyone in your opening post

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We’re sure the people who’ve verified you will enjoy the compliments

haha

no none of them are suspects teehee

You did say everyone in your opening post "

oops , errr wow

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good

so do you check the clothes lable or just know by looking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"so do you check the clothes lable or just know by looking?"

i was married for 20years - and there were numerous changes of size!

i know by looking lol

x

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

SO...you check the label prior to shagging them or wot !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"SO...you check the label prior to shagging them or wot !!! "

lol - no after - when they r in a lather lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?"

many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?

many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread"

Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex?

Sound like a label fetish to me....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?

many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread"

Dont think ya nasty hun....just curious. lmao

Just like us women.

I dont quote a dress size as i feel i would be lying...when a lady is pmt she can can put on quite a lot and also she need s extra room so she hide the cleaver

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?

many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread

Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex?

Sound like a label fetish to me...."

ha no not really

just had another example over the weekend

said she was 14 - yeah right - maybe 18 at a push lol

u do look good though teehee - show me yr labels!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?

many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread

Dont think ya nasty hun....just curious. lmao

Just like us women.

I dont quote a dress size as i feel i would be lying...when a lady is pmt she can can put on quite a lot and also she need s extra room so she hide the cleaver

"

eek bunny bolier alert!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?

many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread

Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex?

Sound like a label fetish to me....

ha no not really

just had another example over the weekend

said she was 14 - yeah right - maybe 18 at a push lol

u do look good though teehee - show me yr labels!!"

Would show you my labels but with your label fetish you would only wank over them and bugger up a very expensive outfit..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

only reserved for men who are anally retentive re womens sizes instead of having FUN

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?

many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread

Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex?

Sound like a label fetish to me....

ha no not really

just had another example over the weekend

said she was 14 - yeah right - maybe 18 at a push lol

u do look good though teehee - show me yr labels!!

Would show you my labels but with your label fetish you would only wank over them and bugger up a very expensive outfit.. "

promise not to babe

keep the labels back till u get yr orgasm - then show me and run xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"only reserved for men who are anally retentive re womens sizes instead of having FUN "

anally retentive - well i can keep a golf ball up there - does that count?x

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?

many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread

Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex?

Sound like a label fetish to me....

ha no not really

just had another example over the weekend

said she was 14 - yeah right - maybe 18 at a push lol

u do look good though teehee - show me yr labels!!

Would show you my labels but with your label fetish you would only wank over them and bugger up a very expensive outfit..

promise not to babe

keep the labels back till u get yr orgasm - then show me and run xx"

It would probably fall down on your failure to give me the orgasm in the first place....

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good

what dress size am i then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have to disagree, I generally find that the women we meet be they single or part of a couple are generally better looking than thier pictures imply and spot on with dress sizes.

I do add 2" to my cock description because people don't know the difference between a 2" cock and a 4" one or too polite to notice simply remarking that it is like a real willy only smaller.

Sasha is a size 8 in dresses/thongs though like all women some manufacuter's size 10 fits and 8 an 8 fits a 6 and a 14 fits a 12 etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?

many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread

Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex?

Sound like a label fetish to me....

ha no not really

just had another example over the weekend

said she was 14 - yeah right - maybe 18 at a push lol

u do look good though teehee - show me yr labels!!

Would show you my labels but with your label fetish you would only wank over them and bugger up a very expensive outfit..

promise not to babe

keep the labels back till u get yr orgasm - then show me and run xx

It would probably fall down on your failure to give me the orgasm in the first place.... "

well u should try me

check my verifys hun x

always willing to give it a go xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"only reserved for men who are anally retentive re womens sizes instead of having FUN

anally retentive - well i can keep a golf ball up there - does that count?x"

Pmsl

why would you wanna a golf ball up ya ass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"what dress size am i then"

well that is a dangerous question

you think any guy would risk a stab at that one?

would have to see u in the flesh obviously

8 to 10 eek

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole"

too difficult for some to determine where that starts and finishes though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"only reserved for men who are anally retentive re womens sizes instead of having FUN

anally retentive - well i can keep a golf ball up there - does that count?x

Pmsl

why would you wanna a golf ball up ya ass. "

always losing them in the lake!!

my secret stash!

x

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

HA!!!

How the feck can you tell just by looking????

If a woman is 12 stone, and only 5'4 she is going to look alot bigger than a 12 stone lady of 5'8!!!!!

And anyway - who cares- you must have swapped some pics before meeting so you must know if ya fancy em or not????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"HA!!!

How the feck can you tell just by looking????

If a woman is 12 stone, and only 5'4 she is going to look alot bigger than a 12 stone lady of 5'8!!!!!

And anyway - who cares- you must have swapped some pics before meeting so you must know if ya fancy em or not????"

very true - but some pics do seem to be 1980s vintage when you see the owner!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Exactly.

and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision..

And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

some ladies go up or down a couple of dress sizes according to the time of the month too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Exactly.

and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision..

And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh..."

well some are shocked when one falls out on the duvet...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"some ladies go up or down a couple of dress sizes according to the time of the month too "

hence the cleaver look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol..sorry this just made me laugh, i think women do knock of a dress size but like one lady said different clothes mean different sizes i can be a 12 a 14 or a 16, but guys seem to have a slight problem with their ages, always notice a few years are knocked off, and a few inches added to their height and cock, guys list themsleves as vwe, in whos opinion?? their own..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"some ladies go up or down a couple of dress sizes according to the time of the month too "

hormonal changes yes

and whether the chocolate shop is open or not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exactly.

and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision..

And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh...

well some are shocked when one falls out on the duvet..."

Jeez....

hope you dont like rimming.....

she would feel like paul fooking daniels......

"Now thats magic"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

as your a single male and therefore at the bottom of the pecking order do you think it wise to be having a pop at women who may or may not be lying about their dress size

not the cleaverest move if you want to meet anymore lol

kev

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"lol..sorry this just made me laugh, i think women do knock of a dress size but like one lady said different clothes mean different sizes i can be a 12 a 14 or a 16, but guys seem to have a slight problem with their ages, always notice a few years are knocked off, and a few inches added to their height and cock, guys list themsleves as vwe, in whos opinion?? their own..lol"

definition of vwe? wow thats a subjective issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Exactly.

and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision..

And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh...

well some are shocked when one falls out on the duvet...

Jeez....

hope you dont like rimming.....

she would feel like paul fooking daniels......

"Now thats magic" "

love rimming mmmm - get down there - might get a birdie!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kin hole in one........lmao

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"some ladies go up or down a couple of dress sizes according to the time of the month too

hormonal changes yes

and whether the chocolate shop is open or not"

hey - you would be a brave man to deny a hormonal cleaver weilding woman her chocolate!!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"as your a single male and therefore at the bottom of the pecking order do you think it wise to be having a pop at women who may or may not be lying about their dress size

not the cleaverest move if you want to meet anymore lol

kev "

i am not at the bottom of any pecking order

i enjoy swinging when i like the gal, she likes me and we can meet up

people have their own ideas when it comes to single guys

i am not one of the twats

see my verifys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"some ladies go up or down a couple of dress sizes according to the time of the month too

hormonal changes yes

and whether the chocolate shop is open or not"

chocolate is good... chocolate is one of the major food groups!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exactly.

and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision..

And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh...

well some are shocked when one falls out on the duvet...

Jeez....

hope you dont like rimming.....

she would feel like paul fooking daniels......

"Now thats magic"

love rimming mmmm - get down there - might get a birdie!"

see.if someone doing all those little things you love and avoiding the golf balls......

does it really matter what size her dress label is ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kin hole in one........lmao "

the one time you shouldnt swallow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Exactly.

and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision..

And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh...

well some are shocked when one falls out on the duvet...

Jeez....

hope you dont like rimming.....

she would feel like paul fooking daniels......

"Now thats magic"

love rimming mmmm - get down there - might get a birdie!

see.if someone doing all those little things you love and avoiding the golf balls......

does it really matter what size her dress label is ??? "

course not

intelligence wit matters

as do rimming, swallowing and having a cute ass x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well two out of three aint bad for a monday afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well two out of three aint bad for a monday afternoon. "

well you had better message me where we are meeting .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

no problem with age here, I was 55 years young yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gerrof.....

i aint got no spare golf balls ya know..you aint nicking mine.

besides.....you dont know which two out of three i got . hahahahahaha

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's really odd.... because I've lost count of the number of guys who tell me I am not the size I say I am.... but they insist I am smaller. It only goes to show one thing... if you want clothes which fit, never send a man out to buy them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"no problem with age here, I was 55 years young yesterday "

Happy birthday jed.

for yesterday

Hope you had a great day

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

.

Well my dress size is 16 but for it to fit properly on me has to be taken in as my bottom half is a size 12.

So what would you want me to tell you my dress size is 12 or 16?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gerrof.....

i aint got no spare golf balls ya know..you aint nicking mine.

besides.....you dont know which two out of three i got . hahahahahaha "

i can guess looking at yr profile x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well my dress size is 16 but for it to fit properly on me has to be taken in as my bottom half is a size 12.

So what would you want me to tell you my dress size is 12 or 16?"

well neither really - just an observation, i am glad to know the sizes - very cute x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gerrof.....

i aint got no spare golf balls ya know..you aint nicking mine.

besides.....you dont know which two out of three i got . hahahahahaha

i can guess looking at yr profile x"

Lmao

yup.....

bigs tits and big ass.....

And not a dress label in site

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Wiggles normaly just puts size 8 on most sites, as if she put size 4-6 she just gets hate mail or insults at her weight..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why ?

does she flash her labels ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wiggles normaly just puts size 8 on most sites, as if she put size 4-6 she just gets hate mail or insults at her weight..

"

and such a cute ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wiggles normaly just puts size 8 on most sites, as if she put size 4-6 she just gets hate mail or insults at her weight..

"

well contrary to belief.....

Not all us bigger gals are jealous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure...

so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on....

equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined...

so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after???

I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post???

I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too.....

classy!!! lol

I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!!

voluptuous

xx

...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!!

(oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"no problem with age here, I was 55 years young yesterday

Happy birthday jed.

for yesterday

Hope you had a great day "

Thankyou Peaches I had a great day role on 56 cos every year I have more fun than the previous year

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure...

so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on....

equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined...

so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after???

I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post???

I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too.....

classy!!! lol

I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!!

voluptuous

xx

...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!!

(oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol)"

Lol......love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure...

so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on....

equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined...

so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after???

I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post???

I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too.....

classy!!! lol

I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!!

voluptuous

xx

...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!!

(oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol)"

lol....would always check your labels vol...after all...I'd need to make sure your dresses fitted me before I tried them on..pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure...

so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on....

equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined...

so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after???

I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post???

I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too.....

classy!!! lol

I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!!

voluptuous

xx

...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!!

(oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol)"

sadly i was hoping for a laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"no problem with age here, I was 55 years young yesterday

Happy birthday jed.

for yesterday

Hope you had a great day

Thankyou Peaches I had a great day role on 56 cos every year I have more fun than the previous year "

I am glad jed.

Heres to more of the same

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have never replied to any of the threads in these forums but have enjoyed reading many of the topics on discussion. This one is no different - I've chuckled at many of the responses from both guys and gals - but in this case I'm gonna say my bit.

We have a good selection of pics on our profile at all times. And yes they are current (no size labels on display though). And no I'm not Kate Moss.

But am very happy in the skin I'm in and know how to shake what my momma gave me.

So if you guys don't like what you see...just walk on by. Your loss.

If you're so good at judging sizes you shouldn't be tricked by ladies changing their dress sizes cos you will already have sussed them out from their pics - no one and I mean no one meets without seeing at least a pic or two first.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure...

so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on....

equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined...

so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after???

I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post???

I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too.....

classy!!! lol

I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!!

voluptuous

xx

...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!!

(oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol)

sadly i was hoping for a laugh!"

Wot..........and you havent had one......tut

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure...

so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on....

equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined...

so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after???

I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post???

I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too.....

classy!!! lol

I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!!

voluptuous

xx

...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!!

(oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol)

sadly i was hoping for a laugh!

Wot..........and you havent had one......tut "

with you yes babe - but some women have issues lol

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"no problem with age here, I was 55 years young yesterday

Happy birthday jed.

for yesterday

Hope you had a great day

Thankyou Peaches I had a great day role on 56 cos every year I have more fun than the previous year "

Glad you had a good day!!!!

Oooooh - if each year gets better and better then i got a lot of fun to look forward to!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure...

so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on....

equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined...

so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after???

I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post???

I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too.....

classy!!! lol

I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!!

voluptuous

xx

...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!!

(oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol)

sadly i was hoping for a laugh!

Wot..........and you havent had one......tut

with you yes babe - but some women have issues lol"

I got issues.......

I wanna know who ate all the fecking pies.and didnt save me one.

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

Looks like you had a laff to me!!!!

A laugh at checking labels, hahaha

What i want to know - is do you actually TELL the lady that you checked her labels???

Or do you cut them out and keep them in an album????

LOL

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"Have never replied to any of the threads in these forums but have enjoyed reading many of the topics on discussion. This one is no different - I've chuckled at many of the responses from both guys and gals - but in this case I'm gonna say my bit.

We have a good selection of pics on our profile at all times. And yes they are current (no size labels on display though). And no I'm not Kate Moss.

But am very happy in the skin I'm in and know how to shake what my momma gave me.

So if you guys don't like what you see...just walk on by. Your loss.

If you're so good at judging sizes you shouldn't be tricked by ladies changing their dress sizes cos you will already have sussed them out from their pics - no one and I mean no one meets without seeing at least a pic or two first."

Would just like to say that your photos show you to be one of the happiest people I have ever seen on here, you have such a lovely smile and are obviously totally happy with yourself.

Great post and great profile photos!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Have you taken into account that height has an effect on the appearance of dress size?

Someone who is a size 18 and 5’9’’ will appear to have different body proportions to someone who is a size 18 and 5’1’’…. A lot of guys have trouble with inches in the 5 foot range as plenty say they are 5 foot something… I have come to realise a male 5’8’’ is much shorter than a female 5’8’’ and a male 5’10’’ is just over 5’7’’. They also seem to get fuddled with numbers when it comes to age…. either that or there are an awful lot of 39-41 year old men who have had a fucking rough life!

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"Looks like you had a laff to me!!!!

A laugh at checking labels, hahaha

What i want to know - is do you actually TELL the lady that you checked her labels???

Or do you cut them out and keep them in an album????

LOL"

He likes to keep them so he can wank over them.....all part of the fetish I think.

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good

8 to 10 i love this guy ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Looks like you had a laff to me!!!!

A laugh at checking labels, hahaha

What i want to know - is do you actually TELL the lady that you checked her labels???

Or do you cut them out and keep them in an album????

LOL

He likes to keep them so he can wank over them.....all part of the fetish I think."

you got me - guilty as charged - its not the sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

truth is we all have sizes we prefer when it comes to sex.

Size in friendship doesn't matter we all know that

Sex is different. some people like plenty to get hold of some like them slim.

I seriously doubt that whatever your preference 1 dress size makes a difference, if you like them slim I would imagine a 6-14 would be acceptable, the size 6 may be a bit slimmer than you generally go for, the size 14 might be "as big as you go" in the middle, perfect.

for those who like more curves does it really matter if they are size 18 or size 24 ?

and the same would apply to every size.

I really cannot believe that someone who likes a size 10 or someone who likes a size 26 is really going to care about 1 dress size, I have certainly never witnessed anyone going round a club saying "excuse me your quite attractive but I just wanted to check your dress size before I agree to shag you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"8 to 10 i love this guy ha ha"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

op!!! worry not..a laugh was had!!!!

Granted i was the one doing the laughing

vol

xx

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"Looks like you had a laff to me!!!!

A laugh at checking labels, hahaha

What i want to know - is do you actually TELL the lady that you checked her labels???

Or do you cut them out and keep them in an album????

LOL

He likes to keep them so he can wank over them.....all part of the fetish I think."

hahahahaha

And are they all in size order????

Oooooh oooooh ohohohohohoohohoh a size 18!!!!!!

Gonna cum, oooooooohhhhhh size 20 cumming up!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have just worked out that to have great sex i need to be 8ft 3 inches tall.

ahem !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Looks like you had a laff to me!!!!

A laugh at checking labels, hahaha

What i want to know - is do you actually TELL the lady that you checked her labels???

Or do you cut them out and keep them in an album????

LOL

He likes to keep them so he can wank over them.....all part of the fetish I think.

hahahahaha

And are they all in size order????

Oooooh oooooh ohohohohohoohohoh a size 18!!!!!!

Gonna cum, oooooooohhhhhh size 20 cumming up!

and have designer ones in jewelled case

x

lol"

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"truth is we all have sizes we prefer when it comes to sex.

Size in friendship doesn't matter we all know that

Sex is different. some people like plenty to get hold of some like them slim.

I seriously doubt that whatever your preference 1 dress size makes a difference, if you like them slim I would imagine a 6-14 would be acceptable, the size 6 may be a bit slimmer than you generally go for, the size 14 might be "as big as you go" in the middle, perfect.

for those who like more curves does it really matter if they are size 18 or size 24 ?

and the same would apply to every size.

I really cannot believe that someone who likes a size 10 or someone who likes a size 26 is really going to care about 1 dress size, I have certainly never witnessed anyone going round a club saying "excuse me your quite attractive but I just wanted to check your dress size before I agree to shag you "

Very true... yet it is odd how 'some' guys who are picky about size ... whoops I mean they have preferences about a lady's dress size and prefer the slimmer sizes, still end-up mailing a fat bird once in a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would just like to say that your photos show you to be one of the happiest people I have ever seen on here, you have such a lovely smile and are obviously totally happy with yourself.

Great post and great profile photos!!"

Ditto sexy lady. Who gives a damn about clothes labels when there is sooooo much more to be admiring on this wonderful site. Variety is the spice of life...and this site proves that perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"truth is we all have sizes we prefer when it comes to sex.

Size in friendship doesn't matter we all know that

Sex is different. some people like plenty to get hold of some like them slim.

I seriously doubt that whatever your preference 1 dress size makes a difference, if you like them slim I would imagine a 6-14 would be acceptable, the size 6 may be a bit slimmer than you generally go for, the size 14 might be "as big as you go" in the middle, perfect.

for those who like more curves does it really matter if they are size 18 or size 24 ?

and the same would apply to every size.

I really cannot believe that someone who likes a size 10 or someone who likes a size 26 is really going to care about 1 dress size, I have certainly never witnessed anyone going round a club saying "excuse me your quite attractive but I just wanted to check your dress size before I agree to shag you

Very true... yet it is odd how 'some' guys who are picky about size ... whoops I mean they have preferences about a lady's dress size and prefer the slimmer sizes, still end-up mailing a fat bird once in a while "

Oh they had better, or i wouldnt get any mail.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"truth is we all have sizes we prefer when it comes to sex.

Size in friendship doesn't matter we all know that

Sex is different. some people like plenty to get hold of some like them slim.

I seriously doubt that whatever your preference 1 dress size makes a difference, if you like them slim I would imagine a 6-14 would be acceptable, the size 6 may be a bit slimmer than you generally go for, the size 14 might be "as big as you go" in the middle, perfect.

for those who like more curves does it really matter if they are size 18 or size 24 ?

and the same would apply to every size.

I really cannot believe that someone who likes a size 10 or someone who likes a size 26 is really going to care about 1 dress size, I have certainly never witnessed anyone going round a club saying "excuse me your quite attractive but I just wanted to check your dress size before I agree to shag you

Very true... yet it is odd how 'some' guys who are picky about size ... whoops I mean they have preferences about a lady's dress size and prefer the slimmer sizes, still end-up mailing a fat bird once in a while "

its cos once you go phat..you never go back

I mean we can all eat mince daily..but now and again..some prime beef tickles your fancy

vol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just worked out that to have great sex i need to be 8ft 3 inches tall.

ahem !!! "

Luckily I carry 2ft 10" stilts with me at all times

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

Who cares what size the clothes are - they end up all over the floor anyway, hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i would add this thread was not really about the size issue..but more about being less than honest about how you look (not a good thing)...

oooo yes and the op really saying he gives 'charity' shags lol

vol

xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"I have just worked out that to have great sex i need to be 8ft 3 inches tall.

ahem !!!

Luckily I carry 2ft 10" stilts with me at all times "

You cant go round in stealth mode wearing those!!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just worked out that to have great sex i need to be 8ft 3 inches tall.

ahem !!!

Luckily I carry 2ft 10" stilts with me at all times "

Pmsl.

glad to hear it too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just worked out that to have great sex i need to be 8ft 3 inches tall.

ahem !!!

Luckily I carry 2ft 10" stilts with me at all times

You cant go round in stealth mode wearing those!!!! LOL"

ahhhhh, another aspect of being prepared, rubbers on the end,

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I tell ya what really does make me laugh... I laugh because I usually end-up taking the piss.... the guys who message you saying "I love fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women. You then see every women who verified them, is on their friends list or appears in their photos is about a size 12.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

me too I worked out that I need to have an 8ft 3ins willy to stand any chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who cares what size the clothes are - they end up all over the floor anyway, hehehehe"

my kind a galxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yup........

always be safe......rubbers at all times

specially on ya end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tell ya what really does make me laugh... I laugh because I usually end-up taking the piss.... the guys who message you saying "I love fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women. You then see every women who verified them, is on their friends list or appears in their photos is about a size 12.

"

pmsl!!!! so glad to see i am not the only one who notices things like that!!!!

vol

xxx

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I cut out smaller labels in charity shops and sew them into my own clothes... so fuck you all!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I cut out smaller labels in charity shops and sew them into my own clothes... so fuck you all! "

I do the same, I'm now a size 6.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got one of them tickatape labelers

I make me own

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"I cut out smaller labels in charity shops and sew them into my own clothes... so fuck you all! "

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

Way to go girl!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The only problem is... I am now wearing a bra with a 33'' inside leg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tell ya what really does make me laugh... I laugh because I usually end-up taking the piss.... the guys who message you saying "I love fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women. You then see every women who verified them, is on their friends list or appears in their photos is about a size 12.

"

Maybe the fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women are fussier than the size 12 women, and so he takes what he can.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only problem is... I am now wearing a bra with a 33'' inside leg "

pmsl, someone's on form today.

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By *uton_coupleCouple  over a year ago

luton


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?

Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole"

They need that edge to hook the end of the tape on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tell ya what really does make me laugh... I laugh because I usually end-up taking the piss.... the guys who message you saying "I love fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women. You then see every women who verified them, is on their friends list or appears in their photos is about a size 12.

"

And i thought i was the only one who had seen this. Some men say one thing and do another

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

Oh and i neglected to tell you Peaches - it was ME that ate all the pies!!!!

hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is the point of shagging someone your not attracted to?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

i dont get this thread

i never tell anyone my dress size unless asked and am rarely asked to be fair. but if i was asked i would tell it straight

at the end of the day if you meet someone who isnt what you were expecting why sleep with them then come on here moaning that they were a big burtha when they said they were a skinny minnie????

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By *ignbouncybabeWoman  over a year ago

birmingham

I just love the men who say 'I love big women' but they wont shag over a size 16....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tell ya what really does make me laugh... I laugh because I usually end-up taking the piss.... the guys who message you saying "I love fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women. You then see every women who verified them, is on their friends list or appears in their photos is about a size 12.

"

That's the 'banker shag', you know, the one at the end of the nite when the DJ plays the erection section and you go grab the last girl still alone coz nobody else wants to fuck her. This guy is clearly attracted to thinner women but puts the 'I love Tubbies' comment on there just in case one of them asks him to come and fuck her.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

lmao at peaches and polo.....the golf ball comments had me lmao

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"I just love the men who say 'I love big women' but they wont shag over a size 16...."

Maybe they not meaning big in that department?????

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i dont get this thread

i never tell anyone my dress size unless asked and am rarely asked to be fair. but if i was asked i would tell it straight

at the end of the day if you meet someone who isnt what you were expecting why sleep with them then come on here moaning that they were a big burtha when they said they were a skinny minnie????"

you dont???? i found blokes asked a lot.......let em check me labels in me pants i say!!! lol

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By *ruitWoman  over a year ago

near kings lynn


"The only problem is... I am now wearing a bra with a 33'' inside leg "

PMMMMMMMMMMMSL now that is damn funny.

Men lie about their age.lack of hair, length and girth and how recent pics are as much as ladies probably do.

Not very men can really work out dress siez unless your a standard size.

I have gg boobs and should for my measurments wear a size 20 top but body is a size 16 so what size would you recon then.....?

See it isnt as easy as that.

Everyone needs to be honest about who they are and what they are, some say they are straight then change it when it suits to bi.

I will stick to honesty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

blimey this post has been interesting.... and funny most of the time xx thx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i dont get this thread

i never tell anyone my dress size unless asked and am rarely asked to be fair. but if i was asked i would tell it straight

at the end of the day if you meet someone who isnt what you were expecting why sleep with them then come on here moaning that they were a big burtha when they said they were a skinny minnie????you dont???? i found blokes asked a lot.......let em check me labels in me pants i say!!! lol"

yes please xx

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"blimey this post has been interesting.... and funny most of the time xx thx"

LOL

Better than nyou were expecting then hey?????

Its quite a size now tho dont you think, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"blimey this post has been interesting.... and funny most of the time xx thx

LOL

Better than nyou were expecting then hey?????

Its quite a size now tho dont you think, pmsl"

the post i assume (not yr bum), yes it was good - but still do not know your size, maybe i need to measure you - keep the tag obviously x teehee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?"

Have never needed to give my dress size to be honest. What a weird thing to base your opinions on hun. I find that a few current pics and a good chat are enough to ascertain whether or not there is enough chemistry for things to progress to the next level...the possibility of a meet.

Our pics say it all and I make a point of being totally honest about who I am. Otherwise there would be no point to all this. We could all make ourselves out to be perfect human beings (how boring that would be).

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?

Have never needed to give my dress size to be honest. What a weird thing to base your opinions on hun. I find that a few current pics and a good chat are enough to ascertain whether or not there is enough chemistry for things to progress to the next level...the possibility of a meet.

Our pics say it all and I make a point of being totally honest about who I am. Otherwise there would be no point to all this. We could all make ourselves out to be perfect human beings (how boring that would be). "

it was a start of a conversation - one that i thought might take off

i am not that shallow - but as previously said - guys are the same with penis size

great human nature!! x

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By *exeteraWoman  over a year ago

Bridgend


"Have never replied to any of the threads in these forums but have enjoyed reading many of the topics on discussion. This one is no different - I've chuckled at many of the responses from both guys and gals - but in this case I'm gonna say my bit.

We have a good selection of pics on our profile at all times. And yes they are current (no size labels on display though). And no I'm not Kate Moss.

But am very happy in the skin I'm in and know how to shake what my momma gave me.

So if you guys don't like what you see...just walk on by. Your loss.

If you're so good at judging sizes you shouldn't be tricked by ladies changing their dress sizes cos you will already have sussed them out from their pics - no one and I mean no one meets without seeing at least a pic or two first."

oooooooooooooerrrrrrrrrr Mand and I've seen firsthand what your momma gave you lol .

Cocktail sausages, solar panels for a love machine and guys who would be 6ft if they were wearing my heels. We've all had at least one incident with people being economical with the truth. The one that always gets me is VWE!!!!! in respect to what !!!!! A baby ?????

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I tell ya what really does make me laugh... I laugh because I usually end-up taking the piss.... the guys who message you saying "I love fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women. You then see every women who verified them, is on their friends list or appears in their photos is about a size 12.

That's the 'banker shag', you know, the one at the end of the nite when the DJ plays the erection section and you go grab the last girl still alone coz nobody else wants to fuck her. This guy is clearly attracted to thinner women but puts the 'I love Tubbies' comment on there just in case one of them asks him to come and fuck her. "

Is that why they get the hump when you send them a "no thanks"... well actually I think I told one of the more recent ones it was because he was too old.... seemed more polite than "no way mingerolli"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have never replied to any of the threads in these forums but have enjoyed reading many of the topics on discussion. This one is no different - I've chuckled at many of the responses from both guys and gals - but in this case I'm gonna say my bit.

We have a good selection of pics on our profile at all times. And yes they are current (no size labels on display though). And no I'm not Kate Moss.

But am very happy in the skin I'm in and know how to shake what my momma gave me.

So if you guys don't like what you see...just walk on by. Your loss.

If you're so good at judging sizes you shouldn't be tricked by ladies changing their dress sizes cos you will already have sussed them out from their pics - no one and I mean no one meets without seeing at least a pic or two first.

oooooooooooooerrrrrrrrrr Mand and I've seen firsthand what your momma gave you lol .

Cocktail sausages, solar panels for a love machine and guys who would be 6ft if they were wearing my heels. We've all had at least one incident with people being economical with the truth. The one that always gets me is VWE!!!!! in respect to what !!!!! A baby ????? "

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe? "

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers...."

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx"

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

"

you will have to educate me xxx

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

you will have to educate me xxx"

Would love to but I prefer younger guys....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it was a start of a conversation - one that i thought might take off

i am not that shallow - but as previously said - guys are the same with penis size

great human nature!! x"

It's been a brilliant topic of conversation hun. Have enjoyed every response. I think you can be well pleased.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

you will have to educate me xxx

Would love to but I prefer younger guys...."

now who is shallow?

ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look.

if i turned round and take a photo of me ass and stuck it on here...

All you would see is red........

Cuz me ass and me red drawers would fill the frame

And........

Some smart arse golfer would probably park his fooking caddy there .

Oh and debs.......i knows...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

oooooooooooooerrrrrrrrrr Mand and I've seen firsthand what your momma gave you lol .

-)"

And I, too, have had the pleasure of seeing you shake your magnificent gifts Lucy. And hope to do so again...many times lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Look.

if i turned round and take a photo of me ass and stuck it on here...

All you would see is red........

Cuz me ass and me red drawers would fill the frame

And........

Some smart arse golfer would probably park his fooking caddy there .

Oh and debs.......i knows... "

and his golf cart xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

See........

always one to take advantage .

i wouldnt mind but im a good gal me. and i never ate all the fooking pies....that debs did

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

you will have to educate me xxx

Would love to but I prefer younger guys....

now who is shallow?

ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx"

Why does that make me shallow?

I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

you will have to educate me xxx

Would love to but I prefer younger guys....

now who is shallow?

ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx

Why does that make me shallow?

I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!

"

writing to lawyer now....

but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

you will have to educate me xxx

Would love to but I prefer younger guys....

now who is shallow?

ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx

Why does that make me shallow?

I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!

writing to lawyer now....

but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x"

Wouldn't work because as I said.....I prefer to meet younger guys, and younger you ain't!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"See........

always one to take advantage .

i wouldnt mind but im a good gal me. and i never ate all the fooking pies....that debs did "

And bloody LISH they waz too!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

you will have to educate me xxx

Would love to but I prefer younger guys....

now who is shallow?

ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx

Why does that make me shallow?

I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!

writing to lawyer now....

but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x

Wouldn't work because as I said.....I prefer to meet younger guys, and younger you ain't!

"

rushing off to sob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See........

always one to take advantage .

i wouldnt mind but im a good gal me. and i never ate all the fooking pies....that debs did

And bloody LISH they waz too!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't see the point in lying unless you're never going to meet! I could write I'm a Beyonce lookalike but as I meet my playmates I tell the truth and put on my profile I'm a size 24.

Therefore those that prefer their women slim and lithe won't waste either of our time!

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

boy that one hell of a hole the OP dug for himself.... deep enough for a swim!!!!

i just like a big arse me....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"boy that one hell of a hole the OP dug for himself.... deep enough for a swim!!!!

i just like a big arse me....

"

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

you will have to educate me xxx

Would love to but I prefer younger guys....

now who is shallow?

ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx

Why does that make me shallow?

I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!

writing to lawyer now....

but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x

Wouldn't work because as I said.....I prefer to meet younger guys, and younger you ain't!

"

Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

you will have to educate me xxx

Would love to but I prefer younger guys....

now who is shallow?

ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx

Why does that make me shallow?

I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!

writing to lawyer now....

but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x

Wouldn't work because as I said.....I prefer to meet younger guys, and younger you ain't!

Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles "

haha - moi? wrinkles? only on my ballsack lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"

Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles "

Lets see....tommorrow night I am meeting an ultra fit 32 year old Royal Marine Physical Training Instructor, for the third time, up against a guy who is a legend in his own mind.

What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" "

you can rub moisturiser in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles

Lets see....tommorrow night I am meeting an ultra fit 32 year old Royal Marine Physical Training Instructor, for the third time, up against a guy who is a legend in his own mind.

What would you do? "

go in peace my love x

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles

Lets see....tommorrow night I am meeting an ultra fit 32 year old Royal Marine Physical Training Instructor, for the third time, up against a guy who is a legend in his own mind.

What would you do? "

Take the piss for a bit longer then go and fuck the PTI

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles

Lets see....tommorrow night I am meeting an ultra fit 32 year old Royal Marine Physical Training Instructor, for the third time, up against a guy who is a legend in his own mind.

What would you do?

Take the piss for a bit longer then go and fuck the PTI "

but some girls like a brain to make them laugh as well as a good body - otherwise you might as well stick to the rabbit

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay


"

Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles

Lets see....tommorrow night I am meeting an ultra fit 32 year old Royal Marine Physical Training Instructor, for the third time, up against a guy who is a legend in his own mind.

What would you do?

Take the piss for a bit longer then go and fuck the PTI "

Sounds like a plan......

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

but some girls like a brain to make them laugh as well as a good body "

This may well be true... and may well be why she'll be fucking the PTI tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

but some girls like a brain to make them laugh as well as a good body

This may well be true... and may well be why she'll be fucking the PTI tomorrow "

yeah but he will be fat and ugly eventually as the muscle will turn to fat and at least i will still be more clever. but i know she will still fuck him - stop digging paul - stop digging!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

BTW..... muscle doesn't turn to fat... that's like saying if you leave a bit of steak in the fridge it will turn into a tub of butter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"BTW..... muscle doesn't turn to fat... that's like saying if you leave a bit of steak in the fridge it will turn into a tub of butter."

well my ex broin law had england trials at rugby, massive body building. and he is a tub of lard.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"BTW..... muscle doesn't turn to fat... that's like saying if you leave a bit of steak in the fridge it will turn into a tub of butter.

well my ex broin law had england trials at rugby, massive body building. and he is a tub of lard. "

Most likely reason… he stopped training and kept consuming the same calorie intake. The muscle shrinks through lack of use, the metabolism slows and the excess calories make new fat.

What was it you said about being clever

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

Why is the PTI a thicko???

I must have missed a post somewhere.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why is the PTI a thicko???

I must have missed a post somewhere..... "

just jealous lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OMFG this is priceless!!! haha

the OP has shown that he considers all women to be liars..

all women claim to be a smaller size than they are..

he gives out charity shags to these women....

he checks their clothes while basking in the afterglow...

and still be claims intelligence..

laugh..i nearly peed!!!!!

vol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OMFG this is priceless!!! haha

the OP has shown that he considers all women to be liars..

all women claim to be a smaller size than they are..

he gives out charity shags to these women....

he checks their clothes while basking in the afterglow...

and still be claims intelligence..

laugh..i nearly peed!!!!!

vol

xxx

"

Maybe he would like to meet a friend who is a PTI weighing in at 19st 6ft 4 and less fat on him than a lettuce leaf lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vol you having a near tenna moment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OMFG this is priceless!!! haha

the OP has shown that he considers all women to be liars..

all women claim to be a smaller size than they are..

he gives out charity shags to these women....

he checks their clothes while basking in the afterglow...

and still be claims intelligence..

laugh..i nearly peed!!!!!

vol

xxx

"

some people have no idea of irony or wit

sad very sad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you aint gonna win em all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"you aint gonna win em all "

yes i overestimate the average intelligence of the site members again

i will never learn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you aint gonna win em all

yes i overestimate the average intelligence of the site members again

i will never learn "

tutttt! always expect the unexpected here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can dip ya hands in , but they dont always come up filled with golf balls

so no bending over

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You can dip ya hands in , but they dont always come up filled with golf balls

so no bending over "

kisses x

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's. "

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol"

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There are differences between brands for nearly everything.

I had a pleasant surprise to find some cheapo undies I bought nearly fell off me and had to go 2 sizes down!

I mostly shop for casual clothes and go large and loose, and have my formal gear made to measure.

It is a small price to pay for something that makes me feel good as I know it fits, and the colour is flattering and it can take pounds off me!

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol"

See there you go again calling him thick, don't say you haven't been warned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more! "

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There are differences between brands for nearly everything.

I had a pleasant surprise to find some cheapo undies I bought nearly fell off me and had to go 2 sizes down!

I mostly shop for casual clothes and go large and loose, and have my formal gear made to measure.

It is a small price to pay for something that makes me feel good as I know it fits, and the colour is flattering and it can take pounds off me! "

sounds very kool

like men undies - need room

the eighties were tough on testicles

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol"

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?"

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D"

What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Personaly we don't care about dress size says, as long as it dosn't skip a number size sheme altogeter and just says moo moo :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D

What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol"

whitty is spelt witty

cocoa has an a

really need that dictionary old man

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D"

lots of things start with D

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

Play nice people

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

yep like "Damn thats a high number on that label"

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D

What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol

whitty is spelt witty

cocoa has an a

really need that dictionary old man"

I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"yep like "Damn thats a high number on that label""

haha - yes - i am sure some gals sew different ones in their clothes just in case x teehee

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Play nice people "

For you rugby any time XXX

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D

What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol

whitty is spelt witty

cocoa has an a

really need that dictionary old man

I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

"

eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"yep like "Damn thats a high number on that label""

see.now you become insulting

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D

What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol

whitty is spelt witty

cocoa has an a

really need that dictionary old man

I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

"

really got to learn irony - and sure you spelt them wrong deliberately - pmsl

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


" I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs "

Depends on if the kid has a large dress size too eh!!!!

Bet they make ya fart tho!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

is this a wind up???

you still got the bmw???

well my profile states clearly my size and many meets never thought i was that size and never had a sympathy shag either! mind you im very select in who gets to get lost in my curves!!

its made me laugh this post iv pissed in deeper paddling pools that the OP!!lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"is this a wind up???

you still got the bmw???

well my profile states clearly my size and many meets never thought i was that size and never had a sympathy shag either! mind you im very select in who gets to get lost in my curves!!

its made me laugh this post iv pissed in deeper paddling pools that the OP!!lol xx "

as long as u laugh xx

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D

What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol

whitty is spelt witty

cocoa has an a

really need that dictionary old man

I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs "

Don't talk about dress sizes! I am having so so so much trouble getting my summer frock collection in my size

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs

Depends on if the kid has a large dress size too eh!!!!

Bet they make ya fart tho!!!"

thought it was the chillies!

xx

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good

i love seeing two men fight for attention

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


" I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs

Depends on if the kid has a large dress size too eh!!!!

Bet they make ya fart tho!!!"

I wouldn't know as i only nibble on a leg and i am planning a twin-set as its classy for spring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" its made me laugh this post iv pissed in deeper paddling pools that the OP!!lol xx "

OMG I nearly wet meself reading that^^^

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i love seeing two men fight for attention "

would fight over you sexy xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D

What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol

whitty is spelt witty

cocoa has an a

really need that dictionary old man

I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs

Don't talk about dress sizes! I am having so so so much trouble getting my summer frock collection in my size "

its ok cos the OP says its perfectly normal now a days to buy big but sew size 10 labels in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

wish to christ i had time and money to go buy clothes in a smaller size then cut the labels out and stitch them on to new ones!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D

What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol

whitty is spelt witty

cocoa has an a

really need that dictionary old man

I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs

Don't talk about dress sizes! I am having so so so much trouble getting my summer frock collection in my size

its ok cos the OP says its perfectly normal now a days to buy big but sew size 10 labels in "

well i do - my bum is size zero!!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.

i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol

He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!

eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol

Question for you.

do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?

yawn

look up irony in the dictionary

it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D

What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol

whitty is spelt witty

cocoa has an a

really need that dictionary old man

I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs

Don't talk about dress sizes! I am having so so so much trouble getting my summer frock collection in my size

its ok cos the OP says its perfectly normal now a days to buy big but sew size 10 labels in "

not sure what the conversion scale is but 50in chest i am guessing is a 20/22?

I will have to order some size 12 labels then wont i

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"wish to christ i had time and money to go buy clothes in a smaller size then cut the labels out and stitch them on to new ones!! xx"

irony girl, irony!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"wish to christ i had time and money to go buy clothes in a smaller size then cut the labels out and stitch them on to new ones!! xx

irony girl, irony!!"

You iron em aswell?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!! "

my cocks nickname is trevor!! how you know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"wish to christ i had time and money to go buy clothes in a smaller size then cut the labels out and stitch them on to new ones!! xx

irony girl, irony!!

You iron em aswell?????"

only the undies!!

maybe the socks?

xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"wish to christ i had time and money to go buy clothes in a smaller size then cut the labels out and stitch them on to new ones!! xx

irony girl, irony!!"

That's not irony... that's joke theft… joke THIEF!

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**mutters... not so fecking clever to make his own fecking jokes.... fecking joke thief mutter mutter**

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!! "

nice 'stenders reference - like it

oh and LMFAO @ Polo muttering

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!!

nice 'stenders reference - like it

oh and LMFAO @ Polo muttering "

keep muttering - calms u down x

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By *exeteraWoman  over a year ago

Bridgend


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

you will have to educate me xxx

Would love to but I prefer younger guys....

now who is shallow?

ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx

Why does that make me shallow?

I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!

writing to lawyer now....

but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x

Wouldn't work because as I said.....I prefer to meet younger guys, and younger you ain't!

Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles

haha - moi? wrinkles? only on my ballsack lol"

You mean to say that your scrotum is still atached

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own

so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?

She should have gone to SpecSavers....

obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx

Are you sure you never dreamt that?

you will have to educate me xxx

Would love to but I prefer younger guys....

now who is shallow?

ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx

Why does that make me shallow?

I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!

writing to lawyer now....

but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x

Wouldn't work because as I said.....I prefer to meet younger guys, and younger you ain't!

Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles

haha - moi? wrinkles? only on my ballsack lol

You mean to say that your scrotum is still atached "

scary welshwoman with a cleaver -gulp

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!!

nice 'stenders reference - like it

oh and LMFAO @ Polo muttering

keep muttering - calms u down x"

you need to calm polo down not me - am nice and calmly sewing labels in only think i am doing it wrong and sewing size 32 lables into my size 24 clothes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!!

nice 'stenders reference - like it

oh and LMFAO @ Polo muttering

keep muttering - calms u down x

you need to calm polo down not me - am nice and calmly sewing labels in only think i am doing it wrong and sewing size 32 lables into my size 24 clothes "

do they go up to 32?

thought that was a waist size

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!!

nice 'stenders reference - like it

oh and LMFAO @ Polo muttering

keep muttering - calms u down x

you need to calm polo down not me - am nice and calmly sewing labels in only think i am doing it wrong and sewing size 32 lables into my size 24 clothes

do they go up to 32?

thought that was a waist size

"

some dress sizes go up to a 40!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!!

nice 'stenders reference - like it

oh and LMFAO @ Polo muttering

keep muttering - calms u down x

you need to calm polo down not me - am nice and calmly sewing labels in only think i am doing it wrong and sewing size 32 lables into my size 24 clothes

do they go up to 32?

thought that was a waist size

some dress sizes go up to a 40! "

i need a new album lol

40 eek - size 20 each buttock?

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"

some dress sizes go up to a 40! "

Could hide a few things p there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"some dress sizes go up to a 40! "

I was just reading about a woman who was a size 48 - and I thought I was big at a size 22-24!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you lot still talking bolo.......i mean dress sizes

I been to bed once ya know and had to get up to take some meds and here you all are.

its turned out to be a whopper anyways

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pssssttt Shona....... wanna swap size labels?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"pssssttt Shona....... wanna swap size labels? "

let me have em

need bed - wonder if its still going tomorrow x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

some dress sizes go up to a 40!

Could hide a few things p there "

umper lumpers?

xx

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

Got a pile of 16 labels going here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Got a pile of 16 labels going here lol"

2 serious orgasms for them! swap?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go to bed.lmao

it takes me two fooking hrs to get to the bottom of this thread ya know..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Go to bed.lmao

it takes me two fooking hrs to get to the bottom of this thread ya know.. "

yes maam! scuttles off under the duvet x

night x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"pssssttt Shona....... wanna swap size labels? "

I dont have any big huge huffalump sizes anymore Laine hun I only have average sized clothes now

I lost all me huffalumpness with my new tablets

Anyway I seen you I cant pretend to be your size I would be found out and greenpeace would try to refloat me

Ohhhh I got a question tho - my youngest is 7 but her clothes say 5-6 does that mean she is a liar??

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

gis some of ya tabs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"gis some of ya tabs "

Peaches hun I only lost me hufalumpness cos I cant face eating anymore - not sure whats worse over eating or hubby asking asking telling telling shouting SHOUTING ohh and deciding what Im gonna eat, making it and saying eat or I will make you?!?!?!

Thing is everyone I have spoken to about them (Metformin) says the same thing you have this icky sicky feeling

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"gis some of ya tabs

Peaches hun I only lost me hufalumpness cos I cant face eating anymore - not sure whats worse over eating or hubby asking asking telling telling shouting SHOUTING ohh and deciding what Im gonna eat, making it and saying eat or I will make you?!?!?!

Thing is everyone I have spoken to about them (Metformin) says the same thing you have this icky sicky feeling

Shona

x x x "

can you not get some anti-sickness tabs to take alongside them? I used to get domperidone (no not champagne lol) to help me stop being sick and try to eat when getting chemo.. I had no appetite then either. xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are they the ones you stick between your upper lip and teeth and let disolve??

If so they didnt work with me when I had gall stones and was taking nearly as many meds as I am now

The biggest problem is I no longer feel hungry at all which is why Steven badgers me to eat or I would starve

And to make matters worse the smell of food cooking makes me wanna heave so when Steven cooks I go outside and wait til he says grubs up

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are they the ones you stick between your upper lip and teeth and let disolve??

If so they didnt work with me when I had gall stones and was taking nearly as many meds as I am now

The biggest problem is I no longer feel hungry at all which is why Steven badgers me to eat or I would starve

And to make matters worse the smell of food cooking makes me wanna heave so when Steven cooks I go outside and wait til he says grubs up

Shona

x x x "

Shona these are tabs that you swallow and they did help me, I felt then much like you do now, usually taking the family out to eat cos I couldn't cook and I ate tiny kid portions but tried to eat more often throughout the day. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its the weird looks you get when 2 adults go out to eat and one orders a kid portion you would think they had never heard such a request before

I will take a note of the anti sickness tablets Laine and ask me doc if I can try them, thank you for letting me know about them.

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

meeting someone today

will be interesting to see if she really is a 14!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"meeting someone today

will be interesting to see if she really is a 14!"

May be not if she reads this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"meeting someone today

will be interesting to see if she really is a 14!

May be not if she reads this "

not this site teehee

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"meeting someone today

will be interesting to see if she really is a 14!

May be not if she reads this "

Could turn out to be the Royal Marines PTI in a honeytrap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"meeting someone today

will be interesting to see if she really is a 14!

May be not if she reads this

Could turn out to be the Royal Marines PTI in a honeytrap. "

well he cant have me - i am not bi

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"meeting someone today

will be interesting to see if she really is a 14!

May be not if she reads this

not this site teehee"

That you are aware of

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"meeting someone today

will be interesting to see if she really is a 14!

May be not if she reads this

not this site teehee

That you are aware of "

well i will report bk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im a 14..tho i buy a 16 so its loose

fitting i have 14 sizes to tho so i

take both size's with me on a meet

2 prove my size lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?

Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole"

Haha, that made me chuckle, I must admit there does seem a lot of so called massive cocks on here (in more ways than one )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yea tru mancandy an some of them

massive cocks talk tho lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?

Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole

Haha, that made me chuckle, I must admit there does seem a lot of so called massive cocks on here (in more ways than one )"

There are lots of dreamers on here which means you hit the delete button a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"im a 14..tho i buy a 16 so its loose

fitting i have 14 sizes to tho so i

take both size's with me on a meet

2 prove my size lol xxx"

love to check em xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?

Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole

Haha, that made me chuckle, I must admit there does seem a lot of so called massive cocks on here (in more ways than one )

There are lots of dreamers on here which means you hit the delete button a lot. "

plenty of mad people - both sexes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct?

funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me

strange phenomenon eh?

Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole

Haha, that made me chuckle, I must admit there does seem a lot of so called massive cocks on here (in more ways than one )

There are lots of dreamers on here which means you hit the delete button a lot.

plenty of mad people - both sexes"

Dreamers hunni are not mad just a little sad!

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

All I will say is, you don't know womens minds much do you?

I can see any women you contact now, thinking they best not meet you as all you want to do is check what size they are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

**** off to google Ebay **** see if I can get an 8" label for my cock ****

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"meeting someone today

will be interesting to see if she really is a 14!

May be not if she reads this

Could turn out to be the Royal Marines PTI in a honeytrap.

well he cant have me - i am not bi"

So now you're calling him homosexual as well as stupid. Brave lad!

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

Or bi?

Right, this is getting way too big to load now.......part 2 might be a good idea if you want to carry it on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"meeting someone today

will be interesting to see if she really is a 14!

May be not if she reads this

Could turn out to be the Royal Marines PTI in a honeytrap.

well he cant have me - i am not bi

So now you're calling him homosexual as well as stupid. Brave lad! "

Thats why he changed his age from mid 20's to 40! He is trying to hide from him lol

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