wheres an andrex puppy

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

When you need one,

Without going in to detail,, well I m sure your vivid imaginations will fill in the blanks, :-!

I ve dropped the loo roll and its rolled off under the door,,

I may be gone a while,,

Hows everybody elses day going,?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use your phone in the same way as you scrape ice off the car windscreen with an ice scraper.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't use one to wipe your ass! So cruel.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont you pay attention to the ads? It was probably the Andrex puppy that ran away with yer bog roll.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your stockpile that is...