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If your eyes or any other bodypart could talk
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"that I am awesome or did I get that wrong .......... "Which part of your body is saying this?;-) | |||
"My arse would be telling me to stand up more often. Spend too much time sat on it!"  | |||
"My arse would be telling me to stand up more often. Spend too much time sat on it!" That is almost word for word what I was going to say  | |||
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"My hands would say "put your bloody phone down I can't type any more"" I think future generations will through evolutionary adaption have shorter fingers from all the texting their parents have done. | |||
"My feet would tell me to get a different job." Listen to them!  | |||
"that I am awesome or did I get that wrong .......... Which part of your body is saying this?;-)"my big gob  | |||
"my cock would say nudge nudge .. oh it already does lol " nudging is not a word.... sit in the naughty corner for that and come up with a new idea!!!! | |||
"My right hand would tell the left hand to mind its own business! "Nice one - lets hope they speak the same language | |||
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"that I am awesome or did I get that wrong .......... Which part of your body is saying this?;-)
my big gob " | |||
"My arse would say dont let me get fucked so hard" | |||
"Most of my parts would probably tell me to take better care of them and to treat them with more respect." I can relate to that | |||
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"My hands would say "put your bloody phone down I can't type any more"I think future generations will through evolutionary adaption have shorter fingers from all the texting their parents have done. "except men, they need long fingers to wank......or maybe not | |||
"My eyes would give away all my secrets, and how much I perv" would they tell you to stop looking?? | |||
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"My eyes would give away all my secrets, and how much I perv would they tell you to stop looking??" God no! | |||
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"A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........) "A ride on Santa's sleigh ? | |||
"A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........)
A ride on Santa's sleigh ? "Its beginning to look a lot like ........... (sung at the top of my voice) ooooooo errrrrrrr they are all looking at me  | |||
"A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........)
A ride on Santa's sleigh ? "nope and don't make me laugh I might make a puddle | |||
"My eyes would give away all my secrets, and how much I perv would they tell you to stop looking?? God no! " they must be burning then | |||
"My eyes would give away all my secrets, and how much I perv would they tell you to stop looking?? God no! they must be burning then " Yeah, burning with lust | |||
"A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........)
A ride on Santa's sleigh ?
nope and don't make me laugh I might make a puddle "Get off your arse and go for a P then ha ha | |||
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"A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........)
A ride on Santa's sleigh ?
nope and don't make me laugh I might make a puddle
Get off your arse and go for a P then ha ha "ok lol | |||
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"hope you didnt get pee on your shoes ." I am a lady - I sit!!! | |||
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"hope you didnt get pee on your shoes . I am a lady - I sit!!! "I sit too...who pees standing?? | |||
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