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over a year ago
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"Awwww shit 
He's locked the fucking door too...
Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager..."
Doritos??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww shit
He's locked the fucking door too...
Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...
Doritos???"
Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww shit
He's locked the fucking door too...
Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...
Doritos???
Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D"
no cheese, only original and stop looking up my skirt you perv  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww shit
He's locked the fucking door too...
Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...
Doritos???
Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D
no cheese, only original and stop looking up my skirt you perv "
I was just making sure you were stable, one of my shoulders is lower than the other lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww shit
He's locked the fucking door too...
Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...
Doritos???
Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D
no cheese, only original and stop looking up my skirt you perv
I was just making sure you were stable, one of my shoulders is lower than the other lol"
sorry, that's my metal leg weighing you down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww shit
He's locked the fucking door too...
Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...
Doritos???
Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D
no cheese, only original and stop looking up my skirt you perv "
Cos you forgot your knickers.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww shit
He's locked the fucking door too...
Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...
Doritos???
Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D
no cheese, only original and stop looking up my skirt you perv
I was just making sure you were stable, one of my shoulders is lower than the other lol
sorry, that's my metal leg weighing you down "
You damaged goods, lady! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sorry, that's my metal leg weighing you down
You damaged goods, lady! lol
Just wait till you see what else she has made out of metal   "
Typical, I made friends with Robodick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here
Thats not a ghost its me stroking your leg xx
Oh thank fuck... wait... him or her??? "
Her. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here
Thats not a ghost its me stroking your leg xx
Oh thank fuck... wait... him or her???
Her. Xx"
Aaaand breathe out... hello lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here
Thats not a ghost its me stroking your leg xx
Oh thank fuck... wait... him or her???
Her. Xx
Aaaand breathe out... hello lol xx"
Hello x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here
Thats not a ghost its me stroking your leg xx
Oh thank fuck... wait... him or her???
Her. Xx"
he'll be along in a bit .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am so annoyed, I feel like you are all wasting my time, will someone explain to me is a piss up, the same as water sports, if you don't help me I will have to report you all!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am so annoyed, I feel like you are all wasting my time, will someone explain to me is a piss up, the same as water sports, if you don't help me I will have to report you all!!!"
I think it was more of a piss take...
Right now the mysterious Mr Green is running away with all our weewee |
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"I am so annoyed, I feel like you are all wasting my time, will someone explain to me is a piss up, the same as water sports, if you don't help me I will have to report you all!!!"
Not sure if classed as Watersports but Hubby was the winner in the pissing as high up as you can - on the Yukka-Plant competition.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I share a taxi? I been mugged!
Thought it was A Custom For Liverpuddle ayens.. to be Mugged at Such Events..  "
I was always confused about that, according to 80's Tories and their new wave bumchums, we're supposed to be the muggers lol |
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"Can I share a taxi? I been mugged!
Thought it was A Custom For Liverpuddle ayens.. to be Mugged at Such Events..
I was always confused about that, according to 80's Tories and their new wave bumchums, we're supposed to be the muggers lol"
Yeah.. Your Right - Now i Remember.. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I share a taxi? I been mugged!
Thought it was A Custom For Liverpuddle ayens.. to be Mugged at Such Events..
I was always confused about that, according to 80's Tories and their new wave bumchums, we're supposed to be the muggers lol
Yeah.. Your Right - Now i Remember.. lol "
I've even lived up to the stereotype when a cockney in northwest London called me a thieving Scouse cunt and that all Scousers were thieving cunts.
All the LOLs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sorry I do have a restaurant and it was something I was thinking about but just how to do it I wouldn't want to many people turning up there's only so much bubbly I can afford lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry I do have a restaurant and it was something I was thinking about but just how to do it I wouldn't want to many people turning up there's only so much bubbly I can afford lol "
Go home Mr Green, you're DRUNK! lol
You missed your own party btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*knocks on door*
'oh good evening, I'm from the Jehovah's witnesseses and I was wondering if I might interest you....,. Oh! Ahem, I see you are all rather busy at the moment...... I'll call again when it's more convenient'
*sidles backwards towards the stairs*
'Sheeeeesh - bloody perverts' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not at all crazy knight just didn't want the placed wrecked but I'm thinking if it just a few like 25ish I cud live with that ur no far anyway "
Aaahhh it was a sneaky social experiment to see who'd wreck the place. Just so you know, I didn't knock your wife out, hump your couch or set fire to the toilet...
25 is an ample gathering, go for it. I'd have to miss out though as I dont drive and I'd only end up scaring people by staying sober |
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Hold it right there ..................
No-one is getting outta here ..............
There's a couple of chicks on the way over with family bags of Doritos , 4 crates of White Lightening, 2 kilos of legal highs , 200 condoms...............no.........make that 600......................
A large quantity of Rhohypnol, poppers , ahem.........other stuff and 50 bottles of our best Lambrini.......................we are even inviting an intimate tattooist whose bringing with her 10 anal douches and 50 litres of lube .. .......
It's only 8.20pm...........................so paaaaarrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyyy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hold it right there ..................
No-one is getting outta here ..............
There's a couple of chicks on the way over with family bags of Doritos , 4 crates of White Lightening, 2 kilos of legal highs , 200 condoms...............no.........make that 600......................
A large quantity of Rhohypnol, poppers , ahem.........other stuff and 50 bottles of our best Lambrini.......................we are even inviting an intimate tattooist whose bringing with her 10 anal douches and 50 litres of lube .. .......
It's only 8.20pm...........................so paaaaarrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyyy. "
Legal highs?
And what woman's gonna take roofies? |
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"Hold it right there ..................
No-one is getting outta here ..............
There's a couple of chicks on the way over with family bags of Doritos , 4 crates of White Lightening, 2 kilos of legal highs , 200 condoms...............no.........make that 600......................
A large quantity of Rhohypnol, poppers , ahem.........other stuff and 50 bottles of our best Lambrini.......................we are even inviting an intimate tattooist whose bringing with her 10 anal douches and 50 litres of lube .. .......
It's only 8.20pm...........................so paaaaarrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyyy.
Legal highs?
And what woman's gonna take roofies? "
All of 'em ........................anally. |
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