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By *ottsguy44 OP Man
over a year ago
nottinghamshire |
a salesman knocks on a door and a ten year old boy answers with a lit cigar in one hand a glass of whiskey in the other hand and a copy of penthouse magazine under one arm
the salesman asks "is your mum or dad in?" the little boy answers " what do you fucking think?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in the pub with my girlfriend last night when she said, "Can I ask you a question?" "Sure babe," I replied,stroking her hair."What is it?" "Why are you with me?" She asked.I said,"Because I love you." She said,"I know,but this is the ladies toilets and I'm trying to have a shit."   |
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