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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I think I have burnt more calories sawing this thing into segments than what I will get back when I eat it. All I can say is that this had better be bloody good toffee after all this exercise.
Gadzooks, the last time I worked up such a sweat was when I saw there was a sale on in New Look  |
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over a year ago
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"I think I have burnt more calories sawing this thing into segments than what I will get back when I eat it. All I can say is that this had better be bloody good toffee after all this exercise.
Gadzooks, the last time I worked up such a sweat was when I saw there was a sale on in New Look "
you are soo common x |
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"I think I have burnt more calories sawing this thing into segments than what I will get back when I eat it. All I can say is that this had better be bloody good toffee after all this exercise.
Gadzooks, the last time I worked up such a sweat was when I saw there was a sale on in New Look "
Of you lose a filling you'll be furious!  |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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you are soo common x"
I'll have you know it takes a lot of effort to look this cheap 
If I lose a filling, I'll be so gutted. Everytime I go to my dentists I end up with a filling. I'm sure my dentist's pension portfolio just has a picture of me in it  |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Do you actually have a toffee hammer?
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Yes. 3 miles away at home on the cd stand next to the Hamsters who are probably using it to threaten the dog with. Ideally it would be here with me.  |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Why don't you just ram it all in your mouth at once?  "
I love a really big mouthful and big and black is always nice and I'm sure something big, black and tasting of liquorice would be a bonus, but cripes, my gob isn't as big as people believe. Honestly! |
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