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"So the 26yo dustman is thrown into the scrapheap and along comes.....a better looking yorkshire man who ..."
Looks like a plonker in a Morris Dancer outfit...... |
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"So the 26yo dustman is thrown into the scrapheap and along comes.....a better looking yorkshire man who ...
Looks like a plonker in a Morris Dancer outfit......"
but he then undressed to reveal a shining bronzed torso, and said ... |
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"So the 26yo dustman is thrown into the scrapheap and along comes.....a better looking yorkshire man who ...
Looks like a plonker in a Morris Dancer outfit......but he then undressed to reveal a shining bronzed torso, and said ..."
Do you understand the offside rule??.... |
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"And whilst all this happened the dog sat down in the middle of the livingroom, lifted his back legs and wiped his arse across the carpet."
Which is a very astute comment from a dog, most 70's porn plumbers rarely got much plumbing completed to a satisfactory "corgi" approved level, hence
~~ "arsewipes" canine comment, the smart dog then ~~~ |
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Which reminded her that she had forgotten the worm tablets yet again as she was on her knees scrubbing the skid marks off the new cream shag pile....... |
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It was a stubborn stain so she stopped for a cup of tea and a biscuit. She dunked her oat crunch in her tea, watching hot liquid drip from it as she opened her mouth and teased the drips from the biscuit with her tongue before realising… may be she should have worn gloves for cleaning the carpet. |
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to ask the gorgeous blonde voluptious 25 year old nymphomaniac twin sisters she knew if they could do some painting 'n' decorating with payment in "kind" |
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By *emmefataleWoman
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"to ask the gorgeous blonde voluptious 25 year old nymphomaniac twin sisters she knew if they could do some painting 'n' decorating with payment in "kind" "
they said they were busy as wax had called them, she sighed a melancholy sigh and then .........
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"She looked worried as she shouted... where's the fucking plumber got to with my dog!"
Just at that moment she heard nioses from outside, as she looked out the curtains she saw an RSPCA van the plumber, the dog, and the man in the RSPCA uniform attempting to get a collar on the plumbers van~~~ it was a corgi registered van   |
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