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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!
How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking?  "
Nahhhhh got loads of kids and just applied for housing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!
How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking? "
Females have a skull type design on their backs and are about the size of a 50p and dark brown in colour the makes are just plain |
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"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!
How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking? "
If its anything like the REAL black widow, the male will be a small insignificant brown thing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!
How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking?
If its anything like the REAL black widow, the male will be a small insignificant brown thing... "
Yes males are plain and about size of a 20p and closely resemble a common house spider their bite isn't as dangerous as the females bite. In fact the bite if the female only feels like a bee sting its just that some people have allergic reactions to it where flesh eats away at itself or can provoke stroke in people with serious heart conditions but these are worse case scenarios n they only bite if they feel threatened |
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they do bite and are the most venemous variety of spider we have here i believe but the reactions seen in the news etc are extreme and rare.
just give them a respectful berth and they shouldn't bother you too much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!
How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking?
If its anything like the REAL black widow, the male will be a small insignificant brown thing...
Yes males are plain and about size of a 20p and closely resemble a common house spider their bite isn't as dangerous as the females bite. In fact the bite if the female only feels like a bee sting its just that some people have allergic reactions to it where flesh eats away at itself or can provoke stroke in people with serious heart conditions but these are worse case scenarios n they only bite if they feel threatened "
If THEY feel threatened 
sod them.......what about me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I currently have 3 spiders that are stalking me....one big fat one keeps building a web right across the front door, one builds his right next to my car door, and the biggest, muscliest longest legged monster (which has muscles on him that the men on here would be proud to display) is currently in my kitchen blocking my fucking exit!!!!! Anyone got a gun? |
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Well all I can say is everyone check ya duvet as nothing worse than getting in bed and having a good time and have one of them fuckers in there with you and it feels threatened by all the movement and it bites either the womans pussy or the blokes 9 inch cock lmao. Just imagine that ouch...... |
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If it Wasnt For All This Foo-Faa in the press About Them
we would none the wiser ..
But we now know we had Them coming in the house For Years.. 
Hubby used to pick them up and throw them outside.. But he not so keen to do that anymore lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If they are FALSE widows, does that mean they are claiming benefits to which they are not entitled? I think we should be told!"
Yerrr
councils having a hell of a job trying to house a widow and 50.000 kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they are FALSE widows, does that mean they are claiming benefits to which they are not entitled? I think we should be told!
Yerrr
councils having a hell of a job trying to house a widow and 50.000 kids "
Honestly... they come over here and breed worse than rabbits. You will have to excuse me I'm deranged. I'm going back upstairs now to the cellar for a lie down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, im loading my window sills up with conkers ....they dont like conkers. so will stay away "
You have to make sure you drill a hole in the conkers or it wont work, it's the smell inside that they don't like. I was told this yesterday after finding one on my daughters swing in the garden.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There really is nothing to be worried about. They've been in the UK for over a century and bites are rare (although there are always exceptions to the rule). I don't know why the press have all of a sudden got their knickers in a twist about them as their fairly harmless unless you have an allergic reaction but the same can be said about bees and wasps or anything else that can sting or bite... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If a fake widow spider had a profile on here would it be a fake profile or a genuine profile and does the spider know its fake widow spider or does it think its a genuine widow spider?
So many questions in this world |
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"I read in the press the real Black Widow spiders are reaching our shores."
Black widows have been about in some area's for years, as have scorpions and tarantula's. They mostly exist in dock area's. The old warehouses at Dagenham were crawling with the big furry things, mainly brought in with fruit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Females have a skull type design on their backs and are about the size of a 50p and dark brown in colour the makes are just plain "
You can always tell how big and horrible a spider is by its tattoos  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, im loading my window sills up with conkers ....they dont like conkers. so will stay away
You have to make sure you drill a hole in the conkers or it wont work, it's the smell inside that they don't like. I was told this yesterday after finding one on my daughters swing in the garden.... "
Drilling holes in conkers... That might smart a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!
How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking?
Females have a skull type design on their backs and are about the size of a 50p and dark brown in colour the makes are just plain "
I watched something about this the other day. That isn't actually true. There are 2 types of false widows in the UK. One is more venomous than the other, being the one with the markings. Nothing said about that being a female, just a different species. And the other is plain black. . . .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well all I can say is everyone check ya duvet as nothing worse than getting in bed and having a good time and have one of them fuckers in there with you and it feels threatened by all the movement and it bites either the womans pussy or the blokes 9 inch cock lmao. Just imagine that ouch......"
If this is the case I might put a nest of them in my bed...if I get bit on the cock I can put VVVVVWE with good girth on my profile ;p haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There's absolutely nothing to worry about with them. They're non-aggressive and their bites aren't fatal either.
They've also been in this country for just over 100 years, so they're nothing new.
Oh yeah; and there are 12 types of spider that can bite in this country as well ... so I'd look out for those too.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"There's absolutely nothing to worry about with them. They're non-aggressive and their bites aren't fatal either.
They've also been in this country for just over 100 years, so they're nothing new.
Oh yeah; and there are 12 types of spider that can bite in this country as well ... so I'd look out for those too.
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but it was on facebook and we're all due to be killed by them, if it's on facebook, then it must be true??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I read in the press the real Black Widow spiders are reaching our shores.
Black widows have been about in some area's for years, as have scorpions and tarantula's. They mostly exist in dock area's. The old warehouses at Dagenham were crawling with the big furry things, mainly brought in with fruit "
They are called "dockers" |
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