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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
Come on, admit it you're shortist aren't you?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Oi you!!
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What do you mean Oi you!!?? I'm so short that even Ryan towers over me.
...shall i share my stock of yellow pages with you?
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It's not necessary - I have a little box I carry around.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi you!!
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What do you mean Oi you!!?? I'm so short that even Ryan towers over me.
...shall i share my stock of yellow pages with you?
It's not necessary - I have a little box I carry around.
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You'd end up being taller than me - ahh maan!!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I stand up for little people, but nobody sees me 
I`m to Switzerland in a couple of weeks to teach the Gnomes of Zurich about working safely at height"
They are fragile too so they need to know this stuff.
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Can't say I have ever taken to the idea of fucking a shorty... but they seem very popular in R&B songs."
I believe, according to the young persons' vernacular, its "shawty", but I still have no idea what they mean.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its cool bring short, its an excellent excuse to ask someone taller than you to get that food item from the top shelf
Shortys rule, and if anyone disagrees they will get a kick in the shins
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm short(gives my height on profile), yet people are surprised I'm not 6ft when they meet me...odd!
and for those wishing for the above 5'10 preference(MUST BE!) ..fair enough...but its funny to see when they get let down/timewasted etc etc..only to proclaim "the sites full of timewasters and fantasists..thinking of giving up"- ahh well, fuck off 
It does make u wonder if any of these MUST BE, profiles have any real fun(in the true sense ogf the word)
anyway shortarse rant over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im 5'5 and for a guy that short.
get rejected so many times for my height, have zero control over it.
Relationship wise, make zero difference to whether you fall in love with someone or not.
What annoys me most is going out, most women wear high heels so those who are actually smaller, still tower over me and i become invisible to them.
That and i find even girls smaller than me, still want a 6ft. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"im 5'5 and for a guy that short.
get rejected so many times for my height, have zero control over it.
Relationship wise, make zero difference to whether you fall in love with someone or not.
What annoys me most is going out, most women wear high heels so those who are actually smaller, still tower over me and i become invisible to them.
That and i find even girls smaller than me, still want a 6ft."
It's because people are shortist - even when they are short. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...you should see me at work trying to reach for the top shelf lol.
they still do top shelf porn mags down ur way???"
It's all middle class where i work. Only magazines we have are those beauty magazines.
...any interest?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"someone recently said we are all the same height when we are laying down???????"
No way. Have you tried doing a cheeky footsie? It is a bit of hard work. Especially when i bend my knees lol
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