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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"34 ... you are 34!!!
SHUT UP  "
It's the reality those that play sport get now and again.
Next year I qualify as being able to play in a veterans league. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"34 ... you are 34!!!
SHUT UP
It's the reality those that play sport get now and again.
Next year I qualify as being able to play in a veterans league. "
I got offered face cream for MATURE ladies ... suck it up laddo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am 68 and work out for 3 hours every day, whats your problem lol "
Fuck me..you should right a book on: "How to get an erection" - for 68 year olds.
Your ava..fuck me, my Grandad is a right limp dick!
Go sir!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"34 ... you are 34!!!
SHUT UP
It's the reality those that play sport get now and again.
Next year I qualify as being able to play in a veterans league.
I got offered face cream for MATURE ladies ... suck it up laddo"
Sorry this made me laugh... For the record you don't need it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"34 ... you are 34!!!
SHUT UP
It's the reality those that play sport get now and again.
Next year I qualify as being able to play in a veterans league.
I got offered face cream for MATURE ladies ... suck it up laddo
Sorry this made me laugh... For the record you don't need it. "
Cheers - its because I use the cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I gave up from speedy Gonzales level at 40. You've got a few years left yet. Just takes longer to shake the knocks off. "
Yep bruises take longer to heal. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I gave up from speedy Gonzales level at 40. You've got a few years left yet. Just takes longer to shake the knocks off.
Yep bruises take longer to heal."
I decided to stop when even kicking the young whipper snappers didn't stop em running past me  |
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"Old!
Sat here with sporting injury and realized how 10 years ago I would play 3 games a weekend and feel fine.
Old age is creeping up on me.  "
Thanks for this: NOT!!! My eldest will be 31 in a matter of weeks, you could be my son and you're moaning about being old...shut...up!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Old!
Sat here with sporting injury and realized how 10 years ago I would play 3 games a weekend and feel fine.
Old age is creeping up on me.
Thanks for this: NOT!!! My eldest will be 31 in a matter of weeks, you could be my son and you're moaning about being old...shut...up!!! "
Sorry mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You want to know about getting old I have become an old man in the last two years, two years ago.....
I was hoping to get a Porsche
Wearing t shirts one size too small
Out on the pull up broad street
And saying sleep is for the weak
Two years later.....
I dream of owning a mobile home
I own three cardigans
I pulled a muscle walking up broad street
And at the end of the week I just want to sleep |
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"Jay still plays tennis twice a week and hes 70. Mind you the group he plays with are around the same age
And im betting they could run rings round me  "
I went to Marrakech last year, I was the youngest, the baby of the group. Guess who was always bringing up the rear and needed help over uneven ground?!!  |
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"Old!
Sat here with sporting injury and realized how 10 years ago I would play 3 games a weekend and feel fine.
Old age is creeping up on me.
Thanks for this: NOT!!! My eldest will be 31 in a matter of weeks, you could be my son and you're moaning about being old...shut...up!!!
Sorry mum. "
Now log off and tidy your room! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Old!
Sat here with sporting injury and realized how 10 years ago I would play 3 games a weekend and feel fine.
Old age is creeping up on me.
Thanks for this: NOT!!! My eldest will be 31 in a matter of weeks, you could be my son and you're moaning about being old...shut...up!!!
Sorry mum.
Now log off and tidy your room! "
No shan't! |
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"Old!
Sat here with sporting injury and realized how 10 years ago I would play 3 games a weekend and feel fine.
Old age is creeping up on me.
Thanks for this: NOT!!! My eldest will be 31 in a matter of weeks, you could be my son and you're moaning about being old...shut...up!!!
Sorry mum.
Now log off and tidy your room!
No shan't! "
You're grounded for back chatting! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Old!
Sat here with sporting injury and realized how 10 years ago I would play 3 games a weekend and feel fine.
Old age is creeping up on me.
Thanks for this: NOT!!! My eldest will be 31 in a matter of weeks, you could be my son and you're moaning about being old...shut...up!!!
Sorry mum.
Now log off and tidy your room!
No shan't!
You're grounded for back chatting! "
Not fair! |
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