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over a year ago
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"I have been invited to the opening of a new Restaurant at 5pm.
but I have to sit next to strangers.
I want to go but can't be arsed being pleasant"
Go and don't be pleasant, pretend you're a food critic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have to start work soon! 
Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!
Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........  "
Kiss better for your toe.
Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to start work soon!
Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!
Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........
Kiss better for your toe.
Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?"
I am here !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to start work soon!
Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!
Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........
Kiss better for your toe.
Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?
I am here !!!! "
And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to start work soon!
Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!
Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........
Kiss better for your toe.
Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?
I am here !!!!
And you know what they say about women in Red shoes... "
despite what Granny called em they are PINK ................. not red or any other terminology for Red lol PINK bright PINK lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to start work soon!
Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!
Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........
Kiss better for your toe.
Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?
I am here !!!!
And you know what they say about women in Red shoes... "
but I am gonna bite and say No what do they say about women in Red shoes lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to start work soon!
Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!
Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........
Kiss better for your toe.
Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?
I am here !!!!
And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...
but I am gonna bite and say No what do they say about women in Red shoes lol "
All fur coats, and no knickers...!!! 
*Hides...!!!* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to start work soon!
Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!
Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........
Kiss better for your toe.
Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?
I am here !!!!
And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...
but I am gonna bite and say No what do they say about women in Red shoes lol
All fur coats, and no knickers...!!!
*Hides...!!!* "
u can come out of hiding cos they are PINK lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to start work soon!
Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!
Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........
Kiss better for your toe.
Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?
I am here !!!!
And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...
but I am gonna bite and say No what do they say about women in Red shoes lol
All fur coats, and no knickers...!!!
*Hides...!!!*
u can come out of hiding cos they are PINK lol "
Foiled Again...!!!! 
You was sposed to come and hide with me...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to start work soon!
Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!
Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........
Kiss better for your toe.
Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?
I am here !!!!
And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...
but I am gonna bite and say No what do they say about women in Red shoes lol
All fur coats, and no knickers...!!!
*Hides...!!!*
u can come out of hiding cos they are PINK lol
Foiled Again...!!!!
You was sposed to come and hide with me... "
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok quick rush off and hide again dragging me behind ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do some penis's bend?
I don't know, WHAT do some bend?
spoons
Uri Geller was a dick...!!!
Apparently he still is "
He'd fit in well here on the site
Oooooooh hush my mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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......was being a total bampot the other night, he isn'e half a blether and was totally blootered. The numpty that he is wondered why he got a Glasgow kiss.
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