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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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However .. they have grown today and require some strong men to hold them
A blatant look at me thread so it would advisable not to post on it and let it die a natural death  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How heavy?
Do I need to do a risk assessment?
I don't want to put my back out!!    "
Im telling you a JCB won't lift these huge ones today !!!!
Risk assessment and careful planning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg!!!!!!!
I shall still go to heaven
No you wont you blasphemed up there  "
Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..
Im sure there is a way to find out ??.."
can not believe im about to admit this..
i attempted weight each one on my weight watcher kitchen scales.
stood at the side of the counter and flopped my boob on the scale and it read 'weight exceeded'..
the scales went up to 2.5kg each..
so thinking my boobs are over 5kg between them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..
Im sure there is a way to find out ??..
can not believe im about to admit this..
i attempted weight each one on my weight watcher kitchen scales.
stood at the side of the counter and flopped my boob on the scale and it read 'weight exceeded'..
the scales went up to 2.5kg each..
so thinking my boobs are over 5kg between them "
Wow .... mine are so small usually that I lose them myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must have been the full moon
Or the bosom pump ???
You know .. pump them .. fluff them and all that
Fluff them ? You have fluffy boobs too  "
Hell ... Id have any type of boobs if the need arises .. stick some feathers to them too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..
Im sure there is a way to find out ??..
can not believe im about to admit this..
i attempted weight each one on my weight watcher kitchen scales.
stood at the side of the counter and flopped my boob on the scale and it read 'weight exceeded'..
the scales went up to 2.5kg each..
so thinking my boobs are over 5kg between them "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..
Im sure there is a way to find out ??.."
Water displacement? If the theory is correct that is. Weigh a full bowl of water, or measure how much water is in it (as usually a litre of water weighs 1kg) and then place your boob in it to displace the water. Weigh or measure it again and the difference should be how much your boob weighs. Not sure how accurate it is, but remember doing this kind of thing at school. Not with boobs though. |
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"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..
Im sure there is a way to find out ??..
Water displacement? If the theory is correct that is. Weigh a full bowl of water, or measure how much water is in it (as usually a litre of water weighs 1kg) and then place your boob in it to displace the water. Weigh or measure it again and the difference should be how much your boob weighs. Not sure how accurate it is, but remember doing this kind of thing at school. Not with boobs though."
lol could still be fun trying it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg!!!!!!!
I shall still go to heaven
No you wont you blasphemed up there
Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know
im on my knees now !!
Men are lining up I can see it now !!!
Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come  "
Stay on your knees then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..
Im sure there is a way to find out ??..
Water displacement? If the theory is correct that is. Weigh a full bowl of water, or measure how much water is in it (as usually a litre of water weighs 1kg) and then place your boob in it to displace the water. Weigh or measure it again and the difference should be how much your boob weighs. Not sure how accurate it is, but remember doing this kind of thing at school. Not with boobs though."
So .... interesting Adam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg!!!!!!!
I shall still go to heaven
No you wont you blasphemed up there
Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know
im on my knees now !!
Men are lining up I can see it now !!!
Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come
Stay on your knees then "
I AM .. Woman I so am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg!!!!!!!
I shall still go to heaven
No you wont you blasphemed up there
Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know
im on my knees now !!
Men are lining up I can see it now !!!
Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come
Stay on your knees then
I AM .. Woman I so am "
His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg!!!!!!!
I shall still go to heaven
No you wont you blasphemed up there
Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know
im on my knees now !!
Men are lining up I can see it now !!!
Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come
Stay on your knees then
I AM .. Woman I so am
His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something "
It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is not enough bosom on show to gauge accurately how many men you will need to hold them up.
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Hush .. dont draw attention to the fact I have NONE !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun
I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.  "
Oh sweet lord - get your own thread mister |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg!!!!!!!
I shall still go to heaven
No you wont you blasphemed up there
Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know
im on my knees now !!
Men are lining up I can see it now !!!
Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come
Stay on your knees then
I AM .. Woman I so am
His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something
It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!"
Never do 2 in one day - not classy at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg!!!!!!!
I shall still go to heaven
No you wont you blasphemed up there
Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know
im on my knees now !!
Men are lining up I can see it now !!!
Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come
Stay on your knees then
I AM .. Woman I so am
His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something
It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!
Never do 2 in one day - not classy at all "
Did someone say classy??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun
I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.
Oh sweet lord - get your own thread mister "
We can share. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg!!!!!!!
I shall still go to heaven
No you wont you blasphemed up there
Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know
im on my knees now !!
Men are lining up I can see it now !!!
Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come
Stay on your knees then
I AM .. Woman I so am
His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something
It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!
Never do 2 in one day - not classy at all
Did someone say classy??? "
I can do classy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun
I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.
Oh sweet lord - get your own thread mister
We can share. "
Piss off ... bloody hi jackers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun
I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.
Oh sweet lord - get your own thread mister
We can share.
Piss off ... bloody hi jackers "
Don't look everybody thetes nothing to see here!
Now off to set up own thread.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun
I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.
Oh sweet lord - get your own thread mister
We can share.
Piss off ... bloody hi jackers
Don't look everybody thetes nothing to see here!
Now off to set up own thread.... "
Dont steal my thunder mister .. its tough on here with no boobs and a scowl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg!!!!!!!
I shall still go to heaven
No you wont you blasphemed up there
Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know
im on my knees now !!
Men are lining up I can see it now !!!
Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come
Stay on your knees then
I AM .. Woman I so am
His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something
It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!
Never do 2 in one day - not classy at all
Did someone say classy???
I can do classy "
Waits ...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg!!!!!!!
I shall still go to heaven
No you wont you blasphemed up there
Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know
im on my knees now !!
Men are lining up I can see it now !!!
Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come
Stay on your knees then
I AM .. Woman I so am
His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something
It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!
Never do 2 in one day - not classy at all
Did someone say classy???
I can do classy
Waits ......"
OUCHY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage "
Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage
Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on "
Bloody useless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage
Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on "
I'm multi-tasking!
Drinking coffee, smoking, posting in here whilst estimating how many seagulls/string would be required to hoist Floros boobs skywards!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage
Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on
I'm multi-tasking!
Drinking coffee, smoking, posting in here whilst estimating how many seagulls/string would be required to hoist Floros boobs skywards!! "
Seagulls ?? Sheesh what does it take for a simple offer
' OI Flo ... let me hold your tits'
Simple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage
Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on
I'm multi-tasking!
Drinking coffee, smoking, posting in here whilst estimating how many seagulls/string would be required to hoist Floros boobs skywards!! "
But your not wanking sir so it doesnt count |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage
Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on
I'm multi-tasking!
Drinking coffee, smoking, posting in here whilst estimating how many seagulls/string would be required to hoist Floros boobs skywards!!
But your not wanking sir so it doesnt count "
Good point! 
And no - I'm not about to start either! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage
Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on
I'm multi-tasking!
Drinking coffee, smoking, posting in here whilst estimating how many seagulls/string would be required to hoist Floros boobs skywards!!
But your not wanking sir so it doesnt count
Good point!
And no - I'm not about to start either! "
Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful
Im not worthy of a wank now  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Good point!
And no - I'm not about to start either!
Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful
Im not worthy of a wank now "
That's because he knows if he wanks before tonight he's sleeping on the sofa and not getting any til he goes down to Plymouth! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good point!
And no - I'm not about to start either!
Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful
Im not worthy of a wank now
That's because he knows if he wanks before tonight he's sleeping on the sofa and not getting any til he goes down to Plymouth!"
Thats him told !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Good point!
And no - I'm not about to start either!
Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful
Im not worthy of a wank now
That's because he knows if he wanks before tonight he's sleeping on the sofa and not getting any til he goes down to Plymouth!"
Someone's feeling better!!! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Good point!
And no - I'm not about to start either!
Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful
Im not worthy of a wank now
That's because he knows if he wanks before tonight he's sleeping on the sofa and not getting any til he goes down to Plymouth!
Thats him told !!!"
Oh he knows it already, just doesn't always listen (and I don't just mean wanking!) then suffers after! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Good point!
And no - I'm not about to start either!
Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful
Im not worthy of a wank now
That's because he knows if he wanks before tonight he's sleeping on the sofa and not getting any til he goes down to Plymouth!
Thats him told !!!
Oh he knows it already, just doesn't always listen (and I don't just mean wanking!) then suffers after! "
Marriage set in heaven |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..
You get a bloke to hold em in his hands and he goes "weighhhhhhhh" Not sure he'll be able to say how heavy, but fun for both "
Oh sweet lord - if a man did that to me and said that he would get a sharp knee to his bollock area |
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"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..
You get a bloke to hold em in his hands and he goes "weighhhhhhhh" Not sure he'll be able to say how heavy, but fun for both
Oh sweet lord - if a man did that to me and said that he would get a sharp knee to his bollock area "
Will bear that in mind, if we ever meet...ouch.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..
You get a bloke to hold em in his hands and he goes "weighhhhhhhh" Not sure he'll be able to say how heavy, but fun for both
Oh sweet lord - if a man did that to me and said that he would get a sharp knee to his bollock area
Will bear that in mind, if we ever meet...ouch.. "
Hahaha you best do |
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