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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How would you like to go?
(let's not be morbid btw)
I would like to go in some bizarre painless way. Like a anvil landing on my head  "
Hmmmm I am sure a big heavy object landing on your head would hurt to say the least |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't care how I die. I just don't want to sit and waste away in a care home. I work in one and couldn't bare to be like some of those poor bed bound sods with no quality of life. I am going to move to Switzerland at 70 or Live fast and die young x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like every good hero, saving the world for some evil plan.
Except I'm not good so maybe I'd only save SOME part of the world.
Still, better than nothing at all.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!... 
pmsl you can say that again my friend "
It's a fucking great car though...  |
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"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...
pmsl you can say that again my friend
It's a fucking great car though... "
couldn't agree more pritty much all of em are sex on wheels an i don't think your a real petrol head till you've owned 1 (I had an old spider) but sadly at my tender yrs my days of pushing a ton an a half of metal are in my past......I hope  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...
pmsl you can say that again my friend
It's a fucking great car though...
couldn't agree more pritty much all of em are sex on wheels an i don't think your a real petrol head till you've owned 1 (I had an old spider) but sadly at my tender yrs my days of pushing a ton an a half of metal are in my past......I hope "
They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC. |
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"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...
pmsl you can say that again my friend
It's a fucking great car though...
couldn't agree more pritty much all of em are sex on wheels an i don't think your a real petrol head till you've owned 1 (I had an old spider) but sadly at my tender yrs my days of pushing a ton an a half of metal are in my past......I hope
They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC."
hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...
pmsl you can say that again my friend
It's a fucking great car though...
couldn't agree more pritty much all of em are sex on wheels an i don't think your a real petrol head till you've owned 1 (I had an old spider) but sadly at my tender yrs my days of pushing a ton an a half of metal are in my past......I hope
They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.
hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate "
Alfa made the smart move of releasing the diagnostic software for anyone to download for free and the KKL/ELM24 cables for only a tenner.
I've only had to plug mine in once, to turn the airbag light off. It's been pretty much faultless since I've had it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shagged to death by the forum females
Damn mis read that as strangled
Are you good at choking chickens ?"
you shouldn't choke chickens you take a big axe axe and chop the head off  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Shagged to death by the forum females
Damn mis read that as strangled
Are you good at choking chickens ?
you shouldn't choke chickens you take a big axe axe and chop the head off "
Holy fuck  where's my iron pants ! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Shagged to death by the forum females
Damn mis read that as strangled
Are you good at choking chickens ?
you shouldn't choke chickens you take a big axe axe and chop the head off
Holy fuck wheree's my iron pants !"
Not so quick fella me lad, need to shove a lemon up the chicken first..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shagged to death by the forum females
Damn mis read that as strangled
Are you good at choking chickens ?
you shouldn't choke chickens you take a big axe axe and chop the head off
Holy fuck where's my iron pants !"
It's a time to die thread Ryan |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Shagged to death by the forum females
Damn mis read that as strangled
Are you good at choking chickens ?
you shouldn't choke chickens you take a big axe axe and chop the head off
Holy fuck wheree's my iron pants !
Not so quick fella me lad, need to shove a lemon up the chicken first..... "
Watch the haemorrhoids |
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"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...
pmsl you can say that again my friend
It's a fucking great car though...
couldn't agree more pritty much all of em are sex on wheels an i don't think your a real petrol head till you've owned 1 (I had an old spider) but sadly at my tender yrs my days of pushing a ton an a half of metal are in my past......I hope
They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.
hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate
Alfa made the smart move of releasing the diagnostic software for anyone to download for free and the KKL/ELM24 cables for only a tenner.
I've only had to plug mine in once, to turn the airbag light off. It's been pretty much faultless since I've had it."
yep I know. Shame they haven't all got the balls to follow sout |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...
pmsl you can say that again my friend
It's a fucking great car though...
couldn't agree more pritty much all of em are sex on wheels an i don't think your a real petrol head till you've owned 1 (I had an old spider) but sadly at my tender yrs my days of pushing a ton an a half of metal are in my past......I hope
They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.
hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate
Alfa made the smart move of releasing the diagnostic software for anyone to download for free and the KKL/ELM24 cables for only a tenner.
I've only had to plug mine in once, to turn the airbag light off. It's been pretty much faultless since I've had it.
yep I know. Shame they haven't all got the balls to follow sout"
My ex took her Megane to Renault, a two minute diag cost her £160 to diagnose a faulty MAF, which she already knew because I'd told her! |
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"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...
pmsl you can say that again my friend
It's a fucking great car though...
couldn't agree more pritty much all of em are sex on wheels an i don't think your a real petrol head till you've owned 1 (I had an old spider) but sadly at my tender yrs my days of pushing a ton an a half of metal are in my past......I hope
They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.
hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate
Alfa made the smart move of releasing the diagnostic software for anyone to download for free and the KKL/ELM24 cables for only a tenner.
I've only had to plug mine in once, to turn the airbag light off. It's been pretty much faultless since I've had it.
yep I know. Shame they haven't all got the balls to follow sout
My ex took her Megane to Renault, a two minute diag cost her £160 to diagnose a faulty MAF, which she already knew because I'd told her!"
hence they won't ever do it but I fear we are high jacking the ops thread an boring the shit out of the rest lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...
pmsl you can say that again my friend
It's a fucking great car though...
couldn't agree more pritty much all of em are sex on wheels an i don't think your a real petrol head till you've owned 1 (I had an old spider) but sadly at my tender yrs my days of pushing a ton an a half of metal are in my past......I hope
They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.
hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate
Alfa made the smart move of releasing the diagnostic software for anyone to download for free and the KKL/ELM24 cables for only a tenner.
I've only had to plug mine in once, to turn the airbag light off. It's been pretty much faultless since I've had it.
yep I know. Shame they haven't all got the balls to follow sout
My ex took her Megane to Renault, a two minute diag cost her £160 to diagnose a faulty MAF, which she already knew because I'd told her!
hence they won't ever do it but I fear we are high jacking the ops thread an boring the shit out of the rest lol"
You're probably right!
I'll end it with-I'm hoping to get my hands on a copy of Renault Clip, which will save her time and money in future, plus earn me a little on the side  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything so long as I don't see it coming and it doesn't hurt. I mean I wouldn't say no to dying after having my first proper orgasm. Not just a mini "ooooh too intense stop a moment" one.
Other than that I wanna be cremated with another one bites the dust playing as they send me down, followed by disco inferno! Doubt I'd get anyone to agree to that though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything so long as I don't see it coming and it doesn't hurt. I mean I wouldn't say no to dying after having my first proper orgasm. Not just a mini "ooooh too intense stop a moment" one.
Other than that I wanna be cremated with another one bites the dust playing as they send me down, followed by disco inferno! Doubt I'd get anyone to agree to that though!"
have my tongue and gun at the ready...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything so long as I don't see it coming and it doesn't hurt. I mean I wouldn't say no to dying after having my first proper orgasm. Not just a mini "ooooh too intense stop a moment" one.
Other than that I wanna be cremated with another one bites the dust playing as they send me down, followed by disco inferno! Doubt I'd get anyone to agree to that though!
have my tongue and gun at the ready...lol"
Ha ha lol! It'll take a lot more than just a tongue! |
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