Qualified massage therapist at your service - form an orderly queue. Leave all your floggers,paddles, strap ons and ball gags with the hairy monkey on the door!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A shag!!

Tuesday!

That's aaaaaaggggggggeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!"

3 sleeps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles

there are a few of us tonight need cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I still need a shag. I swear I'm looking in the wrong place. Feckin mums net is rubbish.

I told you to bring a bottle .. I'm dry!

Bottle of lube?"

Perv!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some cuddles even though I look as rough as hell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A shag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ewwwwwww...enough of that, open ur legs and u'll getta tongue rub"

Get ya coat

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"a lazy shag without having to make any effort"

I'm liking the sound of that! Anyone??? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a deep hard fuck but mrb in work on a saturday and that sucks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you not busy with wine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a lazy shag without having to make any effort

I'm liking the sound of that! Anyone??? lol"

Hell yes!!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A bath, a fuck and a massage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Qualified massage therapist at your service - form an orderly queue. Leave all your floggers,paddles, strap ons and ball gags with the hairy monkey on the door!

Awwwww is Ryan not allowed in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bath, a fuck and a massage."

all at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes,waiting for next weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you not busy with wine?

It's the wine that's got my wanting a rub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a lazy shag without having to make any effort

I'm liking the sound of that! Anyone??? lol"

I make effort with the sex, just the tidying of the bedroom, the small talk etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Qualified massage therapist at your service - form an orderly queue. Leave all your floggers,paddles, strap ons and ball gags with the hairy monkey on the door!

Awwwww is Ryan not allowed in

He can bring the pussy pump and we can spank him with the flogger paddle thingy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you not busy with wine?

It's the wine that's got my wanting a rub

Ah I see. The wine only has certain capabilities!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id like some more of what I had last night/early hours this morning. Was lovely. Fun and snuggles combined. Amazing.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"a lazy shag without having to make any effort

I'm liking the sound of that! Anyone??? lol

Hell yes!!

A shag with no effort...mmmm sounds like heaven

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I still need a shag. I swear I'm looking in the wrong place. Feckin mums net is rubbish.

I told you to bring a bottle .. I'm dry!

Bottle of lube?

Perv!!

You said you were dry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new tattoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a lazy shag without having to make any effort

I'm liking the sound of that! Anyone??? lol

Hell yes!!

A shag with no effort...mmmm sounds like heaven

It is fun to just lie back and enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you not busy with wine?

It's the wine that's got my wanting a rub

Rub a dub dub 3 men in a tub

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"yes,waiting for next weekend

Ooh, is the train booked, lmao....

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"A new tattoo"

I'm getting one in two weeks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yes,waiting for next weekend

Socials not till weekend after is it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Qualified massage therapist at your service - form an orderly queue. Leave all your floggers,paddles, strap ons and ball gags with the hairy monkey on the door!

Awwwww is Ryan not allowed in

He can bring the pussy pump and we can spank him with the flogger paddle thingy "

he's gonna need that lube after all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with it being next week. Get to see my fb Monday, Thursday and Friday

))

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with it being next week. Get to see my fb Monday, Thursday and Friday

))"

I could do with a new studded cock strap as the dog chewed the old one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fuck, chocolate and sleep

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Giving a good hard shag

(well I could)

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"a new arm ...been armless for nearly 3 month now ...nightmare !!!"

I've been getting leg less for years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with some long lingering kisses and some hugs.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A shag in the shower"

had one last sunday - I nearly drowned!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A shag in the shower

had one last sunday - I nearly drowned!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with some long lingering kisses and some hugs.....

well then xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggg

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you not busy with wine?

It's the wine that's got my wanting a rub

Ah I see. The wine only has certain capabilities!

Yes.. But the bottle !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you not busy with wine?

It's the wine that's got my wanting a rub

Rub a dub dub 3 men in a tub

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Qualified massage therapist at your service - form an orderly queue. Leave all your floggers,paddles, strap ons and ball gags with the hairy monkey on the door!

Awwwww is Ryan not allowed in

He can bring the pussy pump and we can spank him with the flogger paddle thingy

he's gonna need that lube after all!

Hell yes .. Someone has a 12" strap on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with some long lingering kisses and some hugs.....

well then xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggg"

Why thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Few glasses of wine and a body massage.