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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So you have been elected as world leader for the day and you have 48 hours to issue 5 decrees and or commands that all nations, races and creeds have to honour and respect. You will deliver t a paper to the UN in NYC. What five things would you alter command or instruct? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1. A three day working week.
2. No more wars. All disputes to be contested over table football with the winners not allowed to gloat and say ner ner na ner ner!
3. Removal of vat on cakes and donuts.
4. Any whining thread about not getting replies or meets on Fab to be punishable by a week in the stocks in the city centre of the offender with instructions to pelt with soft fruit or whip with nettles.
5. The creation of a new 'think tank' that makes all national decisions based on common sense rather than party politics. Headed by me. And I get the final say. So there!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"1. A three day working week.
2. No more wars. All disputes to be contested over table football with the winners not allowed to gloat and say ner ner na ner ner!
3. Removal of vat on cakes and donuts.
4. Any whining thread about not getting replies or meets on Fab to be punishable by a week in the stocks in the city centre of the offender with instructions to pelt with soft fruit or whip with nettles.
5. The creation of a new 'think tank' that makes all national decisions based on common sense rather than party politics. Headed by me. And I get the final say. So there!!! "
Number 2 and 4 get my vote |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Mine would be
Total ban on the production of weapons of any kind and the destruction of all existing weapons.
Legalisation of all narcotics.
One religion and one god for those who are inclined. She would be called Carol and be fit!
A charter of proper human rights that actually worked.
Boris Johnson would be given to the Royal College of Taxidermists to do with whatever they thought appropriate
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Mine would be
Total ban on the production of weapons of any kind and the destruction of all existing weapons.
Legalisation of all narcotics.
One religion and one god for those who are inclined. She would be called Carol and be fit!
A charter of proper human rights that actually worked.
Boris Johnson would be given to the Royal College of Taxidermists to do with whatever they thought appropriate
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A charter of human rights at the same time as taking away everyone's right to choose their own religion? 
Hmmm I think your plan may have a flaw!
Also, define "weapon". Since it's entirely possible to maim or kill someone with, say a knitting needle or a pencil, are we all to have anything hard or sharp taken away?
Make that two flaws.
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By (user no longer on site)
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1, All beaches and parks to be clothes optional
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2, Brothels to be legalised .
3,All the utilities and rail network and Royal Mail to re nationalised .
4,Favourable planning laws for clubs for the renamed recreational sex devotees .
5, Free car tax for cars over twenty years old. |
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1. All British soldiers brought home from any "war" they're in. Put them on the streets over here. Also near the channel tunnel to stop people trying to get into the UK illegally.
2. All MPs, and footballers put on minimum wage. All emergency services and soldiers paid way more.
3. A ban on reality tv shows like TOWIE etc, soaps, gameshows.
4. Bring back the stocks (yeah I pinched your idea) in towns for anyone who has committed a crime.
5. Totally honesty in the news. No spin, no agendas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1. All dogs, unless used for work (I.e. Guide dog, farm dog) will be destroyed. This will lower carbon emissions.
2. Bananas are banned outside of where they grow naturally. Again, this will lower carbon emissions.
3. All fishing (except for personal use) will be banned for two
4. All drugs legalised and controlled / taxed by government.
5. Prostitution legalised and controlled / taxed by government
I have spoken! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine would be
Total ban on the production of weapons of any kind and the destruction of all existing weapons.
Legalisation of all narcotics.
One religion and one god for those who are inclined. She would be called Carol and be fit!
A charter of proper human rights that actually worked.
Boris Johnson would be given to the Royal College of Taxidermists to do with whatever they thought appropriate
A charter of human rights at the same time as taking away everyone's right to choose their own religion?
Hmmm I think your plan may have a flaw!
Also, define "weapon". Since it's entirely possible to maim or kill someone with, say a knitting needle or a pencil, are we all to have anything hard or sharp taken away?
Make that two flaws.
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Hmm one good point on the religion front but it has caused so much crap in the world I have decided. on the weapons front WMD is the classification! |
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