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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Giving an impromptu blow job pretty much grants automatic street cred to the dick sucker; and in that way, it’s a total win-win. He’s gonna get his dick sucked; I’m gonna get off on controlling his mind, body, and penis for the next ~20 minutes. There are no losers here.

[moments of unconscious sexual enjoyment]

I’m legitimately confused about how penises (penii?) taste so wonderful. I mean, it’s just skin, but it’s not salty or sweaty or… I don’t know, it’s like penii are immune to forces of nature that the rest of the body fall victim to. A penis doesn’t taste like an armpit or a foot. A penis sets the bar for how flesh should taste. Or maybe it’s just this particular penis I’m sucking. Maybe this one happens to be perfect.

[moments of unconscious sexual enjoyment]

What never ceases to amaze me about having a dick in my mouth is how smooth the head is. Like, were you designed to be slobbered on, honey? Why are you so flawless and adorable? There is no part of the human anatomy that deserves the warmth and wetness of a mouth more than the tip of a penis. Even when I’m not in the mood, I see a hard penis all erect down there; and then the head, the icing on a shining penis-beacon of hope, and I’m like, “This beautiful specimen is proof that there’s a god, hallelujah.”

[moments of unconscious sexual enjoyment]

I could seriously fall asleep right now with just the tip in my mouth, but that probably wouldn’t be much fun for the rest of the penis or for the person who’s attached to it. Better move my way down a little. I guess I’ll get some hand action in there, too.

[moments of unconscious sexual enjoyment]

God damn, this is a family affair. We’ve got hands, there’s balls, the head, the shaft, my mouth… I mean this takes a fuckload of coordination and I’m not necessarily athletic but I’m gonna try my damnedest to see this thing through. I’m gonna suck that head, work that shaft, and mind those balls — I wonder if this guy knows sucking his dick is a freaking blue collar job. Seriously, I hope he’s prepared to offer me workers’ comp because if he doesn’t come soon, I’m gonna have to take medical leave from penis-related activity.

[moments of belabored, but purposeful, sucking]

Should I suggest we fuck instead? Unless I get some pre-cum to work with, my reservoir is about to dry up. There’s only so much saliva in one mouth. Is it poor form to take a water break? I’m just gonna sit up for a second and jerk him off so I can replenish my natural resources.

[moments of hoping visual of breasts/ hand job is enough to suffice until strength has been regained]

All right, I’m back in the game. He’s making affirming noises. Please, keep making those noises. I’m Tinker Bell and your moaning is the applause I need to keep me alive. Seriously, keep clapping or I will die down here.

[moments of summoning every ounce of moisture from mouth onto penis]

OK. My hand is covered in my own spit, I’m developing tennis elbow and possibly carpal tunnel syndrome; but on the bright side he’s telling me he’s almost there. I know that means I’m gonna be on my knees for another 10 minutes, but I need all the positive reinforcement I can get.

[moments of sucking that dick like there's no tomorrow]

It’s coming. I mean, he’s coming. Like right no– oh, that’s… well, it’s not water, but I’ll take it.

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

That's easy for you to say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I gave up reading the whole post after the first paragraph

Guessing it's about giving blow jobs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm usually thinking don't cum yet please don't cum yet

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I'm usually thinking don't cum yet please don't cum yet "

I usually think that too lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Question...how do you know what armpit tastes like?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm usually thinking don't cum yet please don't cum yet

I usually think that too lol"

I know its hard

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By *irtyDee33Woman  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"I gave up reading the whole post after the first paragraph

Guessing it's about giving blow jobs? "

Same here lol my brain has shut down for the weekend!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm usually thinking don't cum yet please don't cum yet "

Does it work ? And what do you think about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm usually thinking don't cum yet please don't cum yet

Does it work ? And what do you think about "

can't possibly say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm usually thinking don't cum yet please don't cum yet

Does it work ? And what do you think about "

Some of my ex girlfriends usually help, but that might go to far the wrong way...so shouldn't of said that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm usually thinking don't cum yet please don't cum yet

Does it work ? And what do you think about

Some of my ex girlfriends usually help, but that might go to far the wrong way...so shouldn't of said that "

too late now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Next time recieving a nosh I'm gonna read that. Has to delay the inevitable lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Okay that post lasted as long as a girl blowing me and ended up in the same result me loosing interest! Lol only kidding just about the post anyway! Blowjobs not my thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

????

To much time on your hands lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm usually thinking don't cum yet please don't cum yet

Does it work ? And what do you think about

Some of my ex girlfriends usually help, but that might go to far the wrong way...so shouldn't of said that

too late now "

*chokes on coffee* raflmao x

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

I read it all the way through... lol made me smile ..and wish someone wasnt working this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm usually thinking don't cum yet please don't cum yet

Does it work ? And what do you think about

Some of my ex girlfriends usually help, but that might go to far the wrong way...so shouldn't of said that

too late now

*chokes on coffee* raflmao x "

The really dangerous question is what do you think about when you are struggling to cum lol

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

please dont mention carpal tunnel syndrome to me ...been in a splint about 3 month now with no use of one arm and at my last hospital appointment was told it might take 12 months to get use of arm back .. arggghhhhh !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank you.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Okay that post lasted as long as a girl blowing me and ended up in the same result me loosing interest! Lol only kidding just about the post anyway! Blowjobs not my thing "

Dammit. *crosses off the list of potentially perfect men*

*sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I said some of the things I thought about whilst giving him a blow job he wouldn't be too impressed with me!

Obviously it doesn't include things like thinking up the shopping list, planning what to do when we're 'done', or reminding myself I need to clean the fridge at some point . . .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I often wonder why it's called a "Blow job" in the first place, especially when you are sucking and licking and more sucking, I am not really sure if I have ever blown on one at all

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm guilty of thinking I'm getting cramp now, I hope you cum soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I often wonder why it's called a "Blow job" in the first place, especially when you are sucking and licking and more sucking, I am not really sure if I have ever blown on one at all "

You should try it and report back -maybe it will blow them up like a balloon!

Would be more fun than a penis pump

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I gave up reading the whole post after the first paragraph

Guessing it's about giving blow jobs? "

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

my thought during a blow job ..... omg she s fantastic ... this blow job s the best .. why havent i come yet .. cum you little purple headed bastard .. she s being very patient doing this blow job .. you can cum fast when i dont want you to . this is the longest blow job in history .. . maybe im trying too hard .. maybe she s trying too hard ... uh oh mmm thats it .. mmm exquisite. holy fuck .. she s good at blow jobs .. stop stop .. dont stop ahhh fuck ... you can stop if you want

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I said some of the things I thought about whilst giving him a blow job he wouldn't be too impressed with me!

Obviously it doesn't include things like thinking up the shopping list, planning what to do when we're 'done', or reminding myself I need to clean the fridge at some point . . . "

If I said some of the things I thought about...........Rihanna, Willabooby.......i'll quit while i'm behind now!

*only kidding of course!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I said some of the things I thought about whilst giving him a blow job he wouldn't be too impressed with me!

Obviously it doesn't include things like thinking up the shopping list, planning what to do when we're 'done', or reminding myself I need to clean the fridge at some point . . .

If I said some of the things I thought about...........Rihanna, Willabooby.......i'll quit while i'm behind now!

*only kidding of course! "

Well I know what hotel bed SOMEONE wont be sleeping in Saturday - best hope you get lucky with someone else or you'll be in the car all night!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A man in a pub once told me it was derived from 'below job' - sounds plausible, so must be true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh yes that feels good, mmmm, yes, less teeth please, LESS, that's it, oh fuck, don't cum, don't cum, don't cum, don't cum, oh my god that's good, why can't I cum? Oh fuck I can't cum! Is my cock staying hard? No! Stay hard, stay hard, stay hard, harder, harder. What? My 15 mins is up already?

Best £100 spent ever

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