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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nobody can actually suck like a Dyson, can they??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes of course!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends what you need the Dyson to suck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Dyson can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've heard cheekychops can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id be highly offended if someone said I sucked like a hoover junior or a dirt devil lol

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By *estlands4Man over a year ago

Sidmouth

As long as none of you suck like a Lakeland portable vac - got one for our van and it couldn't pick up dust!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never been sucked by a Dyson so I couldn't compare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody can actually suck like a Dyson, can they??

I live in hope.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd imagine they'd suck your balls through your cock.

Also, who would even want a Dyson on their cock?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Nobody can actually suck like a Dyson, can they??

It must be true as I have read it on so many verifications.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody can actually suck like a Dyson, can they??

I don't know about a dyson but nothing sucks like an electrolux.....apparently

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Nobody can actually suck like a Dyson, can they??

It must be true as I have read it on so many verifications.

Now where have I heard that before.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I want to know how it's possible to keep suction and move up and down without your eyeballs popping out

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

wish i was hung like a hoover

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"wish i was hung like a hoover "

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

im more an Electrolux

cyclone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"im more an Electrolux

cyclone"

you must have a very strong tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't care as long as they reach the corners

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

I wonder if James Dyson can.... Good luck getting that image out of your head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So why do they call it a blow job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't suck like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody can actually suck like a Dyson, can they??

i can, but then my Dyson's broke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it makes me laugh when I see it in a veri on a ladies profile, does she actually get flattered being compared to a hoover haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody can actually suck like a Dyson, can they??

well in the interests of research i am prepared to shag my dyson however i will then need to sample all the ladies who claim that they can.

i intend to publish my extensive findings in the lancet in 20 years time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

james dyson might test the new stuff and say

wow that sucks like a lady off fab haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes of course!!!!

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