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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Miss Lickety Splits
Is testing my wits
By asking to write her a ditty
She's tropical like a mango
And dances a mean fandango
That involves shaking her fabulous titty(s)
Hmmmmm not my finest moment I'm sure!
"Yes please. Must include the word fandango.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A couple called Adam & Tina
Placed an ad for a male naked cleaner
It was answered by Rob
With a sizable knob
As they soon found out Tina's screamer
"Yes please. You can start with 'A couple called Adam and Tina'.
And hurry up about it."
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"A couple called Adam & Tina
Placed an ad for a male naked cleaner
It was answered by Rob
With a sizable knob
As they soon found out Tina's screamer
Yes please. You can start with 'A couple called Adam and Tina'.
And hurry up about it."
You, sir, are a genius  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Miss Lickety Splits
Is testing my wits
By asking to write her a ditty
She's tropical like a mango
And dances a mean fandango
That involves shaking her fabulous titty(s)
Hmmmmm not my finest moment I'm sure!
Yes please. Must include the word fandango.
"
Thank you for trying. I am as fragrant and juicy as a ripe mango.
For those using quango - I've sat on my fair share of those but never danced the fandango when in business mode.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A young lady I met called fruitloop
Had a penchant for playing with gloop
She was mad as a hatter
And enjoyed a good splatter
But never with piss, pain or poop!
"oh go on if your that bored   "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh go on if your that bored "
fruitloops is a right saucy mare
with great boobs and lovely red hair
she will blow your mind
and it is only kind
if you reciprocate with equal flair |
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