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over a year ago
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"why do men say i can travel to you or can be at yours soon ,, when it clearly states on my profile that i dont accomadate!!"
you think they are reading your profile? |
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"because the cant accomodate bit is too far down the page.
its blocked by an engorged penis by that stage lol"
Funny how those few inches that are located a couple of foot from the face manage to obscure the eyes so often...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"because the cant accomodate bit is too far down the page.
its blocked by an engorged penis by that stage lol"
this made me laugh ,,, but your probably right |
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"why do men say i can travel to you or can be at yours soon ,, when it clearly states on my profile that i dont accomadate!!"
Are you looking for a more elaborate answer than "because they are lazy bellends"? |
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"why do men say i can travel to you or can be at yours soon ,, when it clearly states on my profile that i dont accomadate!!
Are you looking for a more elaborate answer than "because they are lazy bellends"?"
Yes please Jodie - you elaborate so well!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"also you have a verification that says you went back to yours....maybe they read that and thought you did accomodate?"
this was a one off when my family were away,, and it clearly stated that when i posted the meet,,, |
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"also you have a verification that says you went back to yours....maybe they read that and thought you did accomodate?
this was a one off when my family were away,, and it clearly stated that when i posted the meet,,,"
but how does anyone reading that NOW know what it said THEN....you can see how it might confuse surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why do men say i can travel to you or can be at yours soon ,, when it clearly states on my profile that i dont accomadate!!
Are you looking for a more elaborate answer than "because they are lazy bellends"?
Yes please Jodie - you elaborate so well! "
Ok. Because you just happen to be online when said bellend has just finished installing his last toilet of the day, or sold his last photocopier and is about to head home to the wife or cat or whatever, thinks to his tiny brain "id like to drain me spuds first".
He picks up his mobile and sees that you're local and online, cock starts to get semi on. Jumps to pics, gets full on. Totally misses the bit about accomodating and because the site has yet to install a Block All Cunts feature, you get a message from him which youre forced to delete. He then comes on here or whinges in his status that people are rude or timewasters and that he's leaving only to reappear next time his tiny dick sticks up and the whole vicious circle of cuntery starts again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"also you have a verification that says you went back to yours....maybe they read that and thought you did accomodate?
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I only accommodate for regular men, one of whom is on my verifications and has been to mine. Doesn't mean I'll have every Tom, Dick or Bellend from here in my place. They might be cat haters or knicker drawer rummagers. Or Murrays!! |
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"also you have a verification that says you went back to yours....maybe they read that and thought you did accomodate?
I only accommodate for regular men, one of whom is on my verifications and has been to mine. Doesn't mean I'll have every Tom, Dick or Bellend from here in my place. They might be cat haters or knicker drawer rummagers. Or Murrays!!"
no it doesnt, but you cant blame other guys for trying their luck if you show that you make exceptions really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why do men say i can travel to you or can be at yours soon ,, when it clearly states on my profile that i dont accomadate!!
Are you looking for a more elaborate answer than "because they are lazy bellends"?
Yes please Jodie - you elaborate so well!
Ok. Because you just happen to be online when said bellend has just finished installing his last toilet of the day, or sold his last photocopier and is about to head home to the wife or cat or whatever, thinks to his tiny brain "id like to drain me spuds first".
He picks up his mobile and sees that you're local and online, cock starts to get semi on. Jumps to pics, gets full on. Totally misses the bit about accomodating and because the site has yet to install a Block All Cunts feature, you get a message from him which youre forced to delete. He then comes on here or whinges in his status that people are rude or timewasters and that he's leaving only to reappear next time his tiny dick sticks up and the whole vicious circle of cuntery starts again."
Well said |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"also you have a verification that says you went back to yours....maybe they read that and thought you did accomodate?
I only accommodate for regular men, one of whom is on my verifications and has been to mine. Doesn't mean I'll have every Tom, Dick or Bellend from here in my place. They might be cat haters or knicker drawer rummagers. Or Murrays!!
no it doesnt, but you cant blame other guys for trying their luck if you show that you make exceptions really"
True, I don't blame a man for trying. Don't ask,don't get |
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"why do men say i can travel to you or can be at yours soon ,, when it clearly states on my profile that i dont accomadate!!
Are you looking for a more elaborate answer than "because they are lazy bellends"?
Yes please Jodie - you elaborate so well!
Ok. Because you just happen to be online when said bellend has just finished installing his last toilet of the day, or sold his last photocopier and is about to head home to the wife or cat or whatever, thinks to his tiny brain "id like to drain me spuds first".
He picks up his mobile and sees that you're local and online, cock starts to get semi on. Jumps to pics, gets full on. Totally misses the bit about accomodating and because the site has yet to install a Block All Cunts feature, you get a message from him which youre forced to delete. He then comes on here or whinges in his status that people are rude or timewasters and that he's leaving only to reappear next time his tiny dick sticks up and the whole vicious circle of cuntery starts again."
Marry me Jodes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"also you have a verification that says you went back to yours....maybe they read that and thought you did accomodate?
I only accommodate for regular men, one of whom is on my verifications and has been to mine. Doesn't mean I'll have every Tom, Dick or Bellend from here in my place. They might be cat haters or knicker drawer rummagers. Or Murrays!!
no it doesnt, but you cant blame other guys for trying their luck if you show that you make exceptions really"
I have had two meets where they said they couldnt accommodate on their profile, yet they did for me, so you dont know if you can or not with other profiles unless you ask |
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"Happy to oblige for two friends ........ u is now married .........  "
How can I get a quickie divorce? Irreconcilable differences, she has no clothes that fit me!  |
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"Happy to oblige for two friends ........ u is now married .........
How can I get a quickie divorce? Irreconcilable differences, she has no clothes that fit me! "
u can't yet ......... I am just gonna start a thread for others to offer their congratulations and requesting vouchers for shoes and undies ???? !!!! should I resist? lol |
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"Happy to oblige for two friends ........ u is now married .........
How can I get a quickie divorce? Irreconcilable differences, she has no clothes that fit me! "
It's not my fault I only take a size four shoe! 
And my frocks may fit but there's no way you'll be filling my 34ee freya collection! 
But if we have our wedding list at agent provocateur and alternative footwear we may be able to resolve the issue... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"also you have a verification that says you went back to yours....maybe they read that and thought you did accomodate?
I only accommodate for regular men, one of whom is on my verifications and has been to mine. Doesn't mean I'll have every Tom, Dick or Bellend from here in my place. They might be cat haters or knicker drawer rummagers. Or Murrays!!
no it doesnt, but you cant blame other guys for trying their luck if you show that you make exceptions really
I have had two meets where they said they couldnt accommodate on their profile, yet they did for me, so you dont know if you can or not with other profiles unless you ask"
you have a honest face 
I don't live alone so accommodating isn't easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happy to oblige for two friends ........ u is now married .........
How can I get a quickie divorce? Irreconcilable differences, she has no clothes that fit me!
It's not my fault I only take a size four shoe!
And my frocks may fit but there's no way you'll be filling my 34ee freya collection!
But if we have our wedding list at agent provocateur and alternative footwear we may be able to resolve the issue... "
Yep I suppose so. Save us having to go to couples counselling I suppose :-/ |
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