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over a year ago
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Lets have your most inappropriate conversation killers please. Scenes we'd like to see styleeee....
"As long as I don't have sex while it's still green and weeping thats fine"
"That Mr Farage actually has some nice ideas"
"Anyway, turns out it wasn't chocolate on my upper lip, these playrooms ain't half dark"
"Imagine my surprise when I woke up and found out it was my mother all along! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Overheard in the pub ...
" All vegetarians are nice people !"
"Hitler was a vegetarian"
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Historically the far right has close links with the environmental/green movement. Probably we can include vegetarianism in this as well?
And then there's good old eugenics.
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"I've only got 124 stuffed ferrets. Show off."
But are they in period costume?
I have a collection of teddy bears on my bed, all with their own names and set places - would you like to meet Mr Fluffikins Sawyer?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The one that was said to me:
"You have a really pretty face but I just can't go there" as he ran out clutching his clothes.
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Awwwww come here to your auntie/uncle Jodie
There's another one right there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you called and asked if I could nip round and smash your back doors in how was I supposed to know you'd locked yourself out!! 
Serves you right for not bothering to fill in your interests properly!  |
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"Actually said to me " we can't go back to mine until my mother is asleep. She's old and dying but her sleeping tablet kicks in about 10" "
Utterly speechless..... |
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"Actually said to me " we can't go back to mine until my mother is asleep. She's old and dying but her sleeping tablet kicks in about 10"
Utterly speechless....."
made me think of Norman Bates |
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over a year ago
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"Yes I do anal, make a selection from the drawer while I strap the harness on - this vacu-lock system means I can really thrust
I might have to use this in the future "
Why do men assume that women do the taking when they ask if you do anal? |
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over a year ago
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"Well we've rented a great club for the party. It's got private playrooms, jacuzzi, steam room and sauna, bar, dark room, and then at midnight we welcome the lord Bel Shamharoth and take the ritual cyanide" |
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