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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Its in my pocket, You just never know when you might need one,, along with
£2.27 in change, and a council tax bill,
Whats ya got in your pockets,?
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over a year ago
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"Its in my pocket, You just never know when you might need one,, along with
£2.27 in change, and a council tax bill,
Whats ya got in your pockets,?
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56c in change, front door key, bent paperclip, mobile phone, wallet and a very chewed biro top |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have my Wallet in my left pocket and a scrunched Co-Op receipt in the other.
On said receipt it is dated 12-10-13
and it says:
1 CP Dry RSTD Pean (for peanuts)
Price £1.15
Cashback: £10.00
Balance due: £11.15
Debit Card.
Now what's in yours?..tell me dammit!... ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its in my pocket, You just never know when you might need one,, along with
£2.27 in change, and a council tax bill,
Whats ya got in your pockets,?
56c in change, front door key, bent paperclip, mobile phone, wallet and a very chewed biro top"
Ohh and an emergency condom in a secret pocket for when I get lucky, well a guy can live in hope ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining."
Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,
my throats a little ticklish today,? |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.
Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,
my throats a little ticklish today,?Why is your throat ticklish? "
I ve a feeling it may develop into Man flu cold type thingy, anybody got Vicks in their pocket,? ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.
Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,
my throats a little ticklish today,?Why is your throat ticklish?
I ve a feeling it may develop into Man flu cold type thingy, anybody got Vicks in their pocket,? " No but I have a meat cleaver in my handbag, will that be any good? ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.
Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,
my throats a little ticklish today,?Why is your throat ticklish?
I ve a feeling it may develop into Man flu cold type thingy, anybody got Vicks in their pocket,? No but I have a meat cleaver in my handbag, will that be any good? "
I ll show you my weapon if you show me yours,, I ve a feeling yours will be bigger ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.
Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,
my throats a little ticklish today,?Why is your throat ticklish?
I ve a feeling it may develop into Man flu cold type thingy, anybody got Vicks in their pocket,? No but I have a meat cleaver in my handbag, will that be any good?
I ll show you my weapon if you show me yours,, I ve a feeling yours will be bigger " Dunno about bigger, sharper though undoubtedly. |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.
Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,
my throats a little ticklish today,?Why is your throat ticklish?
I ve a feeling it may develop into Man flu cold type thingy, anybody got Vicks in their pocket,? No but I have a meat cleaver in my handbag, will that be any good?
I ll show you my weapon if you show me yours,, I ve a feeling yours will be bigger Dunno about bigger, sharper though undoubtedly. "
The thought of your sharp weapon near my weapon has takenn my mind off of my ticklish throat, ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing in my pockets, not even fluff.... Did find holes in said pockets though so the question isn't what's in them - it's wtf WAS in them?!?!?!?!?!?!!?? |
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