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"Why is it, whenever I am doing something that requires both hands, I get a really itchy arse. " Its a conspiracy.  | |||
"Why is it, whenever I am doing something that requires both hands, I get a really itchy arse. "  | |||
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"worms ....... ? "No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? | |||
"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? "How do you know?...  | |||
"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? "Ive now got a mental picture of a dog with its legs open pulling its arse across the carpet  | |||
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"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they?
How do you know?... "I have seen people do it. | |||
"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? "Only if you've got carpet - laminate gives no satisfaction in that respect.  | |||
"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? "Blake does that when his anal glands need doing, or he thinks the rug in the front room needs a new line in it!! | |||
"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they?
Blake does that when his anal glands need doing, or he thinks the rug in the front room needs a new line in it!!"CRACKED me up ! | |||
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"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? "LMAO .. no thats when they need their Anal Glands expressing...   | |||
"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they?
LMAO .. no thats when they need their Anal Glands expressing... "Have you got any rubber gloves. | |||
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"I scratched it with one finger... Did I sniff it? That, my friends, you will never know "Bugger. | |||
"I scratched it with one finger... Did I sniff it? That, my friends, you will never know "oooooh...i think we all kinda know since the thought was there......yeuch..  | |||
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"Why is it, whenever I am doing something that requires both hands, I get a really itchy arse. " You have pruritis! | |||
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