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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You know I run a checking service don't you? 
I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too.
Yes Luke highly recommends you "
I through the jokes in and nothing. I may need to give Luke a follow-up examination soon.
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over a year ago
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"How often do you check your testicles?
Do you get someone else to check them for you? "
every week in the bath but Im am open to assistance from suitable qualified female who would like to volunteer for the job  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know I run a checking service don't you?
I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too.
Yes Luke highly recommends you
I through the jokes in and nothing. I may need to give Luke a follow-up examination soon.
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Does he need to book an appointment? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You know I run a checking service don't you?
I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too.
Have you got testimonials from people? "
Read my verifications. Thanks for getting my little joke. You know why we use that word, don't you? |
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"How often do you check your testicles?
Do you get someone else to check them for you?
every week in the bath but Im am open to assistance from suitable qualified female who would like to volunteer for the job "
do you only bath once a week then!  lol |
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"You know I run a checking service don't you?
I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too.
Have you got testimonials from people?
Read my verifications. Thanks for getting my little joke. You know why we use that word, don't you?"
I did get your joke
I could google it and say 'yeah' but I won't and don't so now you enlighten us all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem
Have you had it checked out? im at hosp tomorrow thanks"
Good luck and please let us know how you get on xx |
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over a year ago
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"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem
Have you had it checked out? im at hosp tomorrow thanks"
Good luck at the hospital...
Luke has had a lump for years, he had it checked out abs scanned and they said it was a cyst, the lump has increased in size and has become painful, so he is waiting for another scan at the hospital.
Hope it turns out ok for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem
Have you had it checked out? im at hosp tomorrow thanks
Good luck at the hospital...
Luke has had a lump for years, he had it checked out abs scanned and they said it was a cyst, the lump has increased in size and has become painful, so he is waiting for another scan at the hospital.
Hope it turns out ok for you "
thanks very much hope he is ok x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem
Have you had it checked out? im at hosp tomorrow thanks
Good luck at the hospital...
Luke has had a lump for years, he had it checked out abs scanned and they said it was a cyst, the lump has increased in size and has become painful, so he is waiting for another scan at the hospital.
Hope it turns out ok for you "
Hope he's ok lucy xx. Fingers crossed for luke xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem
Have you had it checked out? im at hosp tomorrow thanks
Good luck at the hospital...
Luke has had a lump for years, he had it checked out abs scanned and they said it was a cyst, the lump has increased in size and has become painful, so he is waiting for another scan at the hospital.
Hope it turns out ok for you
Hope he's ok lucy xx. Fingers crossed for luke xx"
Yeah he is fine Jules... Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things"
Dont take this wrong way but as you are part of a couple what does your other half think of your stance which to be honest i find bizarre. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a lump on one of my nackers I put off going to docs for about 3 years!Eventually when I went it turned out to be nothing!And the doc told me where tighter underwear to give the little dudes a bit of support!!Ache has now gone!!If in doubt you should just go to the doctors!! |
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over a year ago
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"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things"
I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I shower twice daily so they get checked regulary. If I found something I would be down the docs like a shot.
Surely no male swinger would be embarrassed to be examined by a doc ? Being bollock naked is something that should come naturally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things
I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you.... "
because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.
i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.
i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.
no life prolonging drugs
no life saving surgery
que sara sara. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things
I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you.... "
Agreed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things
I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....
because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.
i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.
i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.
no life prolonging drugs
no life saving surgery
que sara sara."
Do you have children if so whats their view or like the o h does it not matter to you what they think. Just find it bit selfish to be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things
I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....
because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.
i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.
i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.
no life prolonging drugs
no life saving surgery
que sara sara."
I understand it's your life your choice, but what if your OH has to watch you go through a long and painful illness? Something that maybe could have been spotted and put right by checking your balls a couple of times a week and seeking medical advise? Not all lumps have to be cancer, they could be a number of things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things
I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....
because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.
i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.
i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.
no life prolonging drugs
no life saving surgery
que sara sara.
Do you have children if so whats their view or like the o h does it not matter to you what they think. Just find it bit selfish to be honest."
no kids.
we have discussed it at length and, again, its how i live my life.
its not up for debate with people i dont know.
the way i live my life doesnt alter the way you live yours.
others choose to live much more selfishly than me.
i still do things for other people, help in my community, so hardly selfish.
if it helps you to think i am bizarre then you are welcome to your thoughts.
its not up to me to dictate to you how you should see things as it is not yours to dictate to me.
i shall die a lonely man, and happy to do so
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things
I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....
because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.
i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.
i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.
no life prolonging drugs
no life saving surgery
que sara sara.
Do you have children if so whats their view or like the o h does it not matter to you what they think. Just find it bit selfish to be honest.
no kids.
we have discussed it at length and, again, its how i live my life.
its not up for debate with people i dont know.
the way i live my life doesnt alter the way you live yours.
others choose to live much more selfishly than me.
i still do things for other people, help in my community, so hardly selfish.
if it helps you to think i am bizarre then you are welcome to your thoughts.
its not up to me to dictate to you how you should see things as it is not yours to dictate to me.
i shall die a lonely man, and happy to do so
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I actually concur wiv all your posts on this subject - I've no intention of having life saving surgeries etc n have turned a couple of surgeries down in last two years |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things
I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....
because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.
i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.
i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.
no life prolonging drugs
no life saving surgery
que sara sara.
Do you have children if so whats their view or like the o h does it not matter to you what they think. Just find it bit selfish to be honest.
no kids.
we have discussed it at length and, again, its how i live my life.
its not up for debate with people i dont know.
the way i live my life doesnt alter the way you live yours.
others choose to live much more selfishly than me.
i still do things for other people, help in my community, so hardly selfish.
if it helps you to think i am bizarre then you are welcome to your thoughts.
its not up to me to dictate to you how you should see things as it is not yours to dictate to me.
i shall die a lonely man, and happy to do so
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If you do pop off suddenly. Can I have your other one? It's always handy to have a spare. |
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over a year ago
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"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.
not interested in getting it checked out.
if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things
I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....
because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.
i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.
i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.
no life prolonging drugs
no life saving surgery
que sara sara.
Do you have children if so whats their view or like the o h does it not matter to you what they think. Just find it bit selfish to be honest.
no kids.
we have discussed it at length and, again, its how i live my life.
its not up for debate with people i dont know.
the way i live my life doesnt alter the way you live yours.
others choose to live much more selfishly than me.
i still do things for other people, help in my community, so hardly selfish.
if it helps you to think i am bizarre then you are welcome to your thoughts.
its not up to me to dictate to you how you should see things as it is not yours to dictate to me.
i shall die a lonely man, and happy to do so
If you do pop off suddenly. Can I have your other one? It's always handy to have a spare. "
of course.
provide a self addressed envelope and i will leave a note lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
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If you do pop off suddenly. Can I have your other one? It's always handy to have a spare.
of course.
provide a self addressed envelope and i will leave a note lol"
Envelope  jeez it's got to be a Jiffy bag. Frisbees are no use to anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you do pop off suddenly. Can I have your other one? It's always handy to have a spare.
of course.
provide a self addressed envelope and i will leave a note lol
Envelope jeez it's got to be a Jiffy bag. Frisbees are no use to anyone "
mmatchbox with cottonwool? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh thats nice of you to say thankyou
*DROOL* Lol
you must be 1 of a minority who like em then"
As an ex Grimbarian from many years ago I DON'T ever recall seeing such a low slung pair paraded in Scartho road sauna LOL  |
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I also have a twice yearly check up for prostate cancer and have a full service at the same time 
