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over a year ago
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Just seen a tattooed cock on a porn video. Made my eyes water looking at it. How seriously brave must a man be to get that done! Did look great though  |
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I went to have my fav.football clubs name tattooed on my willy, woman said write the name down, exactly as you want the tattoo, " Manchester United Football Club "
I lay down on the table she looked at my willy and said, how about, " MUFC "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went to have my fav.football clubs name tattooed on my willy, woman said write the name down, exactly as you want the tattoo, " Manchester United Football Club "
I lay down on the table she looked at my willy and said, how about, " MUFC "
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When I was nursing we had to shave a guy down below to prep for surgery and he had his mane tattooed where his pubes were only to find his name in big bold letters;
Hi Dave if you are out there  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I went to have my fav.football clubs name tattooed on my willy, woman said write the name down, exactly as you want the tattoo, " Manchester United Football Club "
I lay down on the table she looked at my willy and said, how about, " MUFC "
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"Just seen a tattooed cock on a porn video. Made my eyes water looking at it. How seriously brave must a man be to get that done! Did look great though "
The tattooist was arrested and charged with handling swollen goods  |
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"Just seen a tattooed cock on a porn video. Made my eyes water looking at it. How seriously brave must a man be to get that done! Did look great though "
I've got a tattoo of train on my cock... it's three carriages long... nine carriages long when I'm horny |
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"Just seen a tattooed cock on a porn video. Made my eyes water looking at it. How seriously brave must a man be to get that done! Did look great though
I've got a tattoo of train on my cock... it's three carriages long... nine carriages long when I'm horny "
I didn't know there were so many jokes about it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How seriously brave must a man be to get that done! Did look great though "
Yes! Considerably braver and more stupid than me even!
...and to be more stupid than me is an epic achievement! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"saw one that had popeye stood where his pube should be, with his cock where popeyes crotch is.
very funny
must have had his spinach "
there is a guy on here that has his penis tattood.
looks like it was dont by a mate with a needle and indian ink, though.
would have thought more sense would have prevailed, especially as things like that can go very very wrong lol |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"I went to have my fav.football clubs name tattooed on my willy, woman said write the name down, exactly as you want the tattoo, " Manchester United Football Club "
I lay down on the table she looked at my willy and said, how about, " MUFC "
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reminds me of the other old joke....
white guy and a black guy standing next to each other at a cubicle.. white guy looks over and see the black guy has a tattoo on his penis.... and notices the letters w,e,n,d,y
so after they had finished.. white guy goes up to the black guy and says "couldn't help but notice the tattoo on ya cock, and noticed you had "wendy" on it.. did it hurt, she must have been impressed!"..
the black guy laughed and said "wendy?.... it doesn't say wendy!"
it says "Welcome to jamaica, have a nice day!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to have my fav.football clubs name tattooed on my willy, woman said write the name down, exactly as you want the tattoo, " Manchester United Football Club "
I lay down on the table she looked at my willy and said, how about, " MUFC "
reminds me of the other old joke....
white guy and a black guy standing next to each other at a cubicle.. white guy looks over and see the black guy has a tattoo on his penis.... and notices the letters w,e,n,d,y
so after they had finished.. white guy goes up to the black guy and says "couldn't help but notice the tattoo on ya cock, and noticed you had "wendy" on it.. did it hurt, she must have been impressed!"..
the black guy laughed and said "wendy?.... it doesn't say wendy!"
it says "Welcome to jamaica, have a nice day!!" "
heard the same joke, but different punchline.
the black guy says 'its the lyrics to his favourite song. wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along lol |
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"Just seen a tattooed cock on a porn video. Made my eyes water looking at it. How seriously brave must a man be to get that done! Did look great though "
Dont know about brave, more like how stupid to me...
After all have you seen the way tattoos scab up and what happens if they get infected! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just seen a tattooed cock on a porn video. Made my eyes water looking at it. How seriously brave must a man be to get that done! Did look great though Dont know about brave, more like how stupid to me...
After all have you seen the way tattoos scab up and what happens if they get infected!"
he took the chance and it paid off . He had a sunburst around him butt hole too that went down his perineum. A huge cock ring and large nipple rings |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How seriously brave must a man be to get that done! Did look great though
Yes! Considerably braver and more stupid than me even!
...and to be more stupid than me is an epic achievement! "
it's not easy being stupid  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went to have my fav.football clubs name tattooed on my willy, woman said write the name down, exactly as you want the tattoo, " Manchester United Football Club "
I lay down on the table she looked at my willy and said, how about, " MUFC "
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looking for a guy who has all team tattooed on his! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How seriously brave must a man be to get that done! Did look great though
Yes! Considerably braver and more stupid than me even!
...and to be more stupid than me is an epic achievement!
it's not easy being stupid "
Yes! The stupidity of the guy in question exceeds Darwin! That's not easy! |
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