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If the govt said “We need you to go into space to save the world”
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would boldly go!...
My country needs me! "
I would give you a purple heart if I was Obama and a George cross if you were the queen cos I think you are well brave! |
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"I wouldn't open the door when they came to get me with the space suit
Not even if it was a sparkly suit with heels and D&G space glasses? "
I don't do sparkly but if it was accessorised correctly and the sunglasses were tasteful I might think about it.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"U'd send me??!?!?!?!!
There would be room for a few you could have a seat next to G.thump
Poor Ben have u asked Ben if he would like me to tag along ??? "
He is brave he has 2 medals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U'd send me??!?!?!?!!
There would be room for a few you could have a seat next to G.thump
Poor Ben have u asked Ben if he would like me to tag along ???
He is brave he has 2 medals. "
Its the rest of the world that would say Nooooooooooooooo Minxie can't go lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send the chimp
The chimp might not want to go it might know we have sent 100's up there and left them there."
But being smaller and easier to bundle, the chimp is shit outta luck!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"U'd send me??!?!?!?!!
There would be room for a few you could have a seat next to G.thump
Poor Ben have u asked Ben if he would like me to tag along ???
He is brave he has 2 medals.
Its the rest of the world that would say Nooooooooooooooo Minxie can't go lol "
You could carry the nails for Thumps hammer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Send the chimp
The chimp might not want to go it might know we have sent 100's up there and left them there.
But being smaller and easier to bundle, the chimp is shit outta luck!!!!"
Chimps are shit hot fighters I have seen them in a zoo. The keeper went in to get one to go away at the end of the day and the chimp beat him up it was real bad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U'd send me??!?!?!?!!
There would be room for a few you could have a seat next to G.thump
Poor Ben have u asked Ben if he would like me to tag along ???
He is brave he has 2 medals.
Its the rest of the world that would say Nooooooooooooooo Minxie can't go lol
You could carry the nails for Thumps hammer. "
Oooo hell Nooooooo put the nails down nice and slow and step slowly away from the rocket Minxie
God man do you have any idea what could have happened |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"U'd send me??!?!?!?!!
There would be room for a few you could have a seat next to G.thump
Poor Ben have u asked Ben if he would like me to tag along ???
He is brave he has 2 medals.
Its the rest of the world that would say Nooooooooooooooo Minxie can't go lol
You could carry the nails for Thumps hammer.
Oooo hell Nooooooo put the nails down nice and slow and step slowly away from the rocket Minxie
God man do you have any idea what could have happened "
Thump could have used his hammer to bang a few in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hell yes! Sign me up! But only if I get to eat icecream from a foil bag!
Come on baby - let me show you the stars!!! "
Icecream sure. Foil bag? As in or roasting a big chicken or a turkey? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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mrs saucy told me this,so i suited up,and whacked some aerosmith on the turntable.
in the end up i couldn't go,due to a head cold,i had been bravely fighting for days.
i was gutted,even though mrs saucy had neglected to include any re entry strategy,within her plans.
if called upon,i would go again tomorrow,head colds apart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tu ta data Mara iwi oye matu atu a .....just thought I'd recite some very poor Maori - sorry!
ffs heres me thinking,i should just have gone,(head cold or not)the klingons have landed. "
Errrrrrrrm, predictive text took hold, sorry!
Does Haka "Ö" |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Tu ta data Mara iwi oye matu atu a .....just thought I'd recite some very poor Maori - sorry!
ffs heres me thinking,i should just have gone,(head cold or not)the klingons have landed.
Errrrrrrrm, predictive text took hold, sorry!
Does Haka "Ö""
thats what all the klingons say hmmmmm.
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