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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dont you hate it when something goes wrong and a well meaning friend says some banal saying to make you feel better. These are my usual replies.
A bird in the hand - will shit on your wrist
A friend in need - is a fucking nuisance
A rolling stone - will land on your foot
The light at the end of the tunnel - is an oncoming train
The grass is always greener - and still needs fucking mowing
Every cloud - will piss down on you
There are plenty more fish - yeah, sharks!
Any more?
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