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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I am listening to Xanadu .  HELP! 
Roller skating muses and Olivia Newton-John. What could be better?
I like the track."
But my leotard is stuck up the crack of my arse, I am not convinced I will ever retrieve it. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am listening to Xanadu . HELP!
Roller skating muses and Olivia Newton-John. What could be better?
I like the track.But my leotard is stuck up the crack of my arse, I am not convinced I will ever retrieve it. "
In that case you need Call On Me by Eric Prydz  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am listening to Xanadu . HELP!
Roller skating muses and Olivia Newton-John. What could be better?
I like the track.But my leotard is stuck up the crack of my arse, I am not convinced I will ever retrieve it. "
And don't tell Ryan. He has a thing about arses eating knickers! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I am listening to Xanadu . HELP!
Roller skating muses and Olivia Newton-John. What could be better?
I like the track.But my leotard is stuck up the crack of my arse, I am not convinced I will ever retrieve it.
In that case you need Call On Me by Eric Prydz "
I have two black eyes already! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am listening to Xanadu . HELP!
Roller skating muses and Olivia Newton-John. What could be better?
I like the track.But my leotard is stuck up the crack of my arse, I am not convinced I will ever retrieve it.
In that case you need Call On Me by Eric Prydz I have two black eyes already! "
They all had their leotards up their arses in the video though. You'd fit right in.  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I am listening to Xanadu . HELP!
Roller skating muses and Olivia Newton-John. What could be better?
I like the track.But my leotard is stuck up the crack of my arse, I am not convinced I will ever retrieve it.
In that case you need Call On Me by Eric Prydz I have two black eyes already!
They all had their leotards up their arses in the video though. You'd fit right in. "
They didnt have portly bottoms..I think may need surgical intervention x |
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"I'm listening to Macarena.
To think that was unleashed to the world 20 years ago.
Are you doing the dance? Perhaps with a twerk on the turn?
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Do you have a camera in my living room? *looks around*  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am listening to Xanadu . HELP!
Roller skating muses and Olivia Newton-John. What could be better?
I like the track.But my leotard is stuck up the crack of my arse, I am not convinced I will ever retrieve it.
In that case you need Call On Me by Eric Prydz I have two black eyes already!
They all had their leotards up their arses in the video though. You'd fit right in. They didnt have portly bottoms..I think may need surgical intervention x "
Could try sticking some butter up there and see if that helps it work its way out  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I am listening to Xanadu . HELP!
Roller skating muses and Olivia Newton-John. What could be better?
I like the track.But my leotard is stuck up the crack of my arse, I am not convinced I will ever retrieve it.
In that case you need Call On Me by Eric Prydz I have two black eyes already!
They all had their leotards up their arses in the video though. You'd fit right in. They didnt have portly bottoms..I think may need surgical intervention x
Could try sticking some butter up there and see if that helps it work its way out "
I have done the "Tast tango in Paris" thing before....I like it too much. |
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