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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

in my right eye.....so just thought I would tell you that I am not winking at ya, I can't help it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A surprise spunking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know it's cold but fuck me how big are your nipples

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A surprise spunking? "
No! I am on my own!!!! Its bugging the shit outta me now...know any remedies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A surprise spunking? No! I am on my own!!!! Its bugging the shit outta me now...know any remedies?

clean living

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A surprise spunking? No! I am on my own!!!! Its bugging the shit outta me now...know any remedies?

clean living

"
Biatch

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I know it's cold but fuck me how big are your nipples

"
Big enough to poke an eye out...but its a mystery twitch....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Smack yourself in the levy eye lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Smack yourself in the levy eye lol"

Left

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will sleep better knowing that lol x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Smack yourself in the levy eye lol

Left "
It my right one thats the problem! Then I would have a sore eye and a twitchy one!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Will sleep better knowing that lol x"
Smart arse, I thought someone may have a remedy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I get that when I'm too tired and stressed. I haven't found anything that stops it.

If you find a way to stop it then put it on Dragon's Den.

I hope it stops soon.

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Cover with eye patch for a while.

Wont help but will give you an air of mystery lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I get that when I'm too tired and stressed. I haven't found anything that stops it.

If you find a way to stop it then put it on Dragon's Den.

I hope it stops soon."
Thanks...think it may well be a bit of stress....

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

When you get one in your middle eye, mincing will get rid of it.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cover with eye patch for a while.

Wont help but will give you an air of mystery lol"
And make me look a right nana.....I could dress up as a lady pirate I suppose.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Close it and gaffer tape the bugger into submission. That'll learn it!

;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"in my right eye....."

what about your left one?..

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

If you wore nothing BUT the eye patch, no-one would notice lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"in my right eye.....

what about your left one?.."
That's fine....I look like this....

in a combo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"in my right eye.....

what about your left one?..That's fine....I look like this....

in a combo"

cha!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

You have to take that picture.

No one here knew about you in the onesie so you've opened up a whole new one of suggestions.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

You have to take that picture.

No one here knew about you in the onesie so you've opened up a whole new one of suggestions.

"
I dread to think!

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

You have to take that picture.

No one here knew about you in the onesie so you've opened up a whole new one of suggestions.

Was gonna say the same haha

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

That pic MUST go on your profile - pleeeeeeaaassse x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That pic MUST go on your profile - pleeeeeeaaassse x"
Two chances....wanna guess what they are?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

Hahaha fuckin weirdo

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Got the same thing but then I did have a to have some metel sworf took out of it yesterday and still got to go back an have it scrapped. No idea what that is yet the name was bad engh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

at the risk of saying the wrong thing here ........... try a tea bag !!! (cold one)

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

wink away honey - we still haven't been able to have a night out with you guys!Z

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wink away honey - we still haven't been able to have a night out with you guys!Z"
We are not going anywhere.....looking like 2014 now though.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

bullshit,your winking,get the sussies,and stockings on and we're shagging.

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"That pic MUST go on your profile - pleeeeeeaaassse xTwo chances....wanna guess what they are?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ice..............on the nipples, will shock your eye into submission

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

"wink away honey - we still haven't been able to have a night out with you guys!ZWe are not going anywhere.....looking like 2014 now though.

yep - been mental this year!!! Z

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When you get one in your middle eye, mincing will get rid of it. "
No that's me doing my pelvic floor exercise.

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By *ommander DomMan over a year ago

Walsall

Pudsie lol

Good timing with it coming uo

Are you looking for sponsorship?

I'll put my name down

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"at the risk of saying the wrong thing here ........... try a tea bag !!! (cold one)

"
I will try...thanks for a sensible suggestion!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"bullshit,your winking,get the sussies,and stockings on and we're shagging.

"
I am in a yellow onesie.....do anything for you? It has a trapdoor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"at the risk of saying the wrong thing here ........... try a tea bag !!! (cold one)

I will try...thanks for a sensible suggestion!

it might not be I just made it up to sound clever

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

Go to a club ...................right now ..................that'll cure it.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!"

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!"

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"bullshit,your winking,get the sussies,and stockings on and we're shagging.

I am in a yellow onesie.....do anything for you? It has a trapdoor.

we'll shag,when your onesie free.

onesies are like condoms,only without the sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

"
They do...like my bloody eye!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"in my right eye.....so just thought I would tell you that I am not winking at ya, I can't help it.

feck me i thought i had pulled

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"in my right eye.....so just thought I would tell you that I am not winking at ya, I can't help it.

feck me i thought i had pulled

"
Or hallucinating a big yellow bear!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

"
I have a teabag on my eye.....right now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

I have a teabag on my eye.....right now."

is it working?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

I have a teabag on my eye.....right now.

is it working?

"
Nope....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

I have a teabag on my eye.....right now.

is it working?

Nope....

maybe it should have been a warm one ... or try cucumber

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

I have a teabag on my eye.....right now.

is it working?

Nope....

maybe it should have been a warm one ... or try cucumber

"
My cucumber is up me chuff working on my pelvic floor.

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

You thought an eye patch would make you look silly so instead you are wearing teabag instead?

Sheeeesh haha

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You thought an eye patch would make you look silly so instead you are wearing teabag instead?

Sheeeesh haha"
Now you have given me a complex!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

I have a teabag on my eye.....right now.

is it working?

Nope....

maybe it should have been a warm one ... or try cucumber

My cucumber is up me chuff working on my pelvic floor."

there goes me cup o tea and a cheese and cucumber sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You thought an eye patch would make you look silly so instead you are wearing teabag instead?

Sheeeesh hahaNow you have given me a complex!

its been a conspiracy

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"You thought an eye patch would make you look silly so instead you are wearing teabag instead?

Sheeeesh hahaNow you have given me a complex!

Sorry

lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

I have a teabag on my eye.....right now.

is it working?

Nope....

maybe it should have been a warm one ... or try cucumber

My cucumber is up me chuff working on my pelvic floor.

there goes me cup o tea and a cheese and cucumber sandwich

"
my chuff isnt cheesy.....omit the cucumber.....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You thought an eye patch would make you look silly so instead you are wearing teabag instead?

Sheeeesh hahaNow you have given me a complex!

Sorry

lol"
Its ok, blame Minxie.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a trapped nerve yes? Lay something wet and moist and pleasant to the senses on it and it will soon subside x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You thought an eye patch would make you look silly so instead you are wearing teabag instead?

Sheeeesh hahaNow you have given me a complex!

Sorry

lolIts ok, blame Minxie.....

How come I get the blame ..........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its a trapped nerve yes? Lay something wet and moist and pleasant to the senses on it and it will soon subside x"

see a teabag was right!!!!!

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I will never sleep tonight with these images you have put in my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

I have a teabag on my eye.....right now.

is it working?

Nope....

maybe it should have been a warm one ... or try cucumber

My cucumber is up me chuff working on my pelvic floor.

there goes me cup o tea and a cheese and cucumber sandwich

my chuff isnt cheesy.....omit the cucumber.....

thats not a cucumber

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its a trapped nerve yes? Lay something wet and moist and pleasant to the senses on it and it will soon subside x"
I get this quite a bit, when its my bottom lid, it doesn't seem so bad, but when I am actually winking, its a bit disconcerting.

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Its a trapped nerve yes? Lay something wet and moist and pleasant to the senses on it and it will soon subside x"

Teabagging has already been suggested.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

I have a teabag on my eye.....right now.

is it working?

Nope....

maybe it should have been a warm one ... or try cucumber

My cucumber is up me chuff working on my pelvic floor.

there goes me cup o tea and a cheese and cucumber sandwich

my chuff isnt cheesy.....omit the cucumber.....

thats not a cucumber

"
Why is it green, have you gone and gotten yourself a moldy cock?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I will never sleep tonight with these images you have put in my head

"
You will...but I am not sure what kind of dream you will have.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loada buggers you lot are.....I am in a yellow bear onsie, if I put a patch on I will look like fucking Pudsie!

And if you took the onesie off and wore just the patch you'd look like Pudsie bare.

Badoom tish!

ooooooooooooooo they move !!!!!

They do...like my bloody eye!!!

Teabag

I have a teabag on my eye.....right now.

is it working?

Nope....

maybe it should have been a warm one ... or try cucumber

My cucumber is up me chuff working on my pelvic floor.

there goes me cup o tea and a cheese and cucumber sandwich

my chuff isnt cheesy.....omit the cucumber.....

thats not a cucumber

Why is it green, have you gone and gotten yourself a moldy cock?

i thought it was the durex oops sorry its a courgette

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Now I will go to sleep thinking about Ratatouille

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I will never sleep tonight with these images you have put in my head

You will...but I am not sure what kind of dream you will have.

Well, at least you will have forty winks!

(Sorry, couldn't resist but not nice to poke fun at the afflicted) x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I will never sleep tonight with these images you have put in my head

You will...but I am not sure what kind of dream you will have.

Well, at least you will have forty winks!

(Sorry, couldn't resist but not nice to poke fun at the afflicted) x"

....look I am wearing a yellow bear Onesie....I don't mind....wink wink....

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Well, that's it!

Nite nite,off to bed to dream of Femme in a yellow onesie wearing a teabag with a cucumber up her ?????

Will report tomorrow when I return from the shrinks hahahahahah

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well, that's it!

Nite nite,off to bed to dream of Femme in a yellow onesie wearing a teabag with a cucumber up her ?????

Will report tomorrow when I return from the shrinks hahahahahah"
Sleep well my friend!!!*Waves*

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By *ames blackMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

{{{{{{{{ wave }}}}}}}

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I will go to sleep thinking about Ratatouille

he put basil in the ratatouille

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Now I will go to sleep thinking about Ratatouille

he put basil in the ratatouille "
Stop encouraging me....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I will go to sleep thinking about Ratatouille

he put basil in the ratatouille Stop encouraging me....

but you are encourageable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get that a lot in the lid of my right eye, annoying as fuck but nothing stops it. Just try and ignore it and it will subside on its own.

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