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Vanilla date tomorrow

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've a vanilla date tomorrow. A friend suggested shaving my bollocks, I thought a trip to the cinema would be a bit more romantic

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Not been on a vanilla date in ages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've a vanilla date tomorrow. A friend suggested shaving my bollocks, I thought a trip to the cinema would be a bit more romantic

I got it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've a vanilla date tomorrow. A friend suggested shaving my bollocks, I thought a trip to the cinema would be a bit more romantic

I got it!!

Was it a joke?....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've a vanilla date tomorrow. A friend suggested shaving my bollocks, I thought a trip to the cinema would be a bit more romantic

I got it!!

Was it a joke?....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've a vanilla date tomorrow. A friend suggested shaving my bollocks, I thought a trip to the cinema would be a bit more romantic

I got it!!

At least someone did!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get it...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't get it..."

Nor do I don't worry

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't get it...

Nor do I don't worry "
I do.....

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I got it....

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I got it too.

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

But she may not be impressed with your hairy bollox when she gets you home after the movie....

So do both!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not been on a vanilla date in ages "

ive never been on one

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Vanilla is supposed to mean plain & boring? Right?

Hell,had plenty of those!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can someone chalk the joke please? ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone chalk the joke please? ...

Ben, I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone chalk the joke please? ...

Ben, I'm confused

As in write it in chalk cos the joke is lost on me...

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can someone chalk the joke please? ...

Ben, I'm confused

As in write it in chalk cos the joke is lost on me...

"
Buy a sense of humour they are 2 for 1 @ senseofhumour for you dot com.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was a joke, it wasn't funny. Fin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone chalk the joke please? ...

Ben, I'm confused

As in write it in chalk cos the joke is lost on me...

Buy a sense of humour they are 2 for 1 @ senseofhumour for you dot com."

I'm poor and your strange.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I finally goddit, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I have done The whole thread to see What The joke was But I am lost

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I have done The whole thread to see What The joke was But I am lost "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I have done The whole thread to see What The joke was But I am lost

Yep

Ben you didn't get the bus driver joke either lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I have done The whole thread to see What The joke was But I am lost

Yep

Ben you didn't get the bus driver joke either lol x"

I know..you have to quite "brick through window" obvious with me.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

There's a lot of whooshes in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I have done The whole thread to see What The joke was But I am lost

Yep

Ben you didn't get the bus driver joke either lol x

I know..you have to quite "brick through window" obvious with me.

You wasn't the only one so I'll let you off x

Still haven't got my job back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a lot of whooshes in here

You only get a whoosh with a wotsit?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Forehead slaps all round

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There's a lot of whooshes in here

You only get a whoosh with a wotsit?! "

With your wotsit maybe

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

I got it!!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Can someone chalk the joke please? ...

Ben, I'm confused

As in write it in chalk cos the joke is lost on me...

Buy a sense of humour they are 2 for 1 @ senseofhumour for you dot com."

Ooh I wonder if I can find someone to go halvsies with me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought was a good joke and got me chuckling at this time of the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got it, and can't understand why some don't......now I'm confused

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I got it, and can't understand why some don't......now I'm confused

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sniggering again.

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