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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.
Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.
Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect."
What kind of bourbon ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?  "
Nothing! I wouldn't be drinking whilst driving to the airport to emigrate to a more civilised country!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do what I normaly do.
Avoid all the pain in the arse piss heads
Head to the discotheque
And rock out with my cock out
D*unks are to be avoided at all costs
Especially when their in crisis
lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?
Nothing! I wouldn't be drinking whilst driving to the airport to emigrate to a more civilised country! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts? "
anything as long as i drinking from between the thighs of a beautiful woman  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do what I normaly do.
Avoid all the pain in the arse piss heads
Head to the discotheque
And rock out with my cock out
D*unks are to be avoided at all costs
Especially when their in crisis
lol
X
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So not only would you risk being arrested for indecent exposure, you would go to a "disco" where there was no alcohol then.   |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?
anything as long as i drinking from between the thighs of a beautiful woman "
Shmooze line of the day so far goes to...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?
anything as long as i drinking from between the thighs of a beautiful woman Shmooze line of the day so far goes to...... "
feck me i have won something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What' alcohol ban?THE alcohol ban...."
No need to panic, there is an old still in the woods near my place and a couple of ton of potatoes, so we will be sorted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jigsaw- shut up and get me a glass of Chivas Regal.
on me way what am i drinking Tap water....I drank all the beer last night. "
like i said its not what its were from lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few bottles of Malbec, some prosecco, a few gin and tonics and a hot man to wake up with in the morning!
I'm sure that's how my birthday party went anyway!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One single pint of Kronenbourg 1664
Kronenbourg because it does it for me like no other lager
And only one pint because it will be fucking impossible to get back to the bar with all the chaos and panic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.
Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect.What kind of bourbon ?"
Either Maker's Mark, or Jim Beam Devil's Cut. I can easily sip those glorious nectars all night long. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.
Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect.What kind of bourbon ?
Either Maker's Mark, or Jim Beam Devil's Cut. I can easily sip those glorious nectars all night long."
Makers Mark is fucking quality whiskey, goes down so mellow and warm, as opposed to the usual battery acid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.
Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect.What kind of bourbon ?
Either Maker's Mark, or Jim Beam Devil's Cut. I can easily sip those glorious nectars all night long.
Makers Mark is fucking quality whiskey, goes down so mellow and warm, as opposed to the usual battery acid"
Aye, that it is! Now if we can get a Scot and an Irishman to agree on that fact as well...well we have one damn fine whiskey on our hands then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.
Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect.What kind of bourbon ?
Either Maker's Mark, or Jim Beam Devil's Cut. I can easily sip those glorious nectars all night long.
Makers Mark is fucking quality whiskey, goes down so mellow and warm, as opposed to the usual battery acid
Aye, that it is! Now if we can get a Scot and an Irishman to agree on that fact as well...well we have one damn fine whiskey on our hands then. "
Aye lad! Last time I had a Jameson's though I had terrible heartburn and stomach pains. But I did drink the whole bottle straight
Jura is another fine selection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have some knob creek. Not too much though ,if I over indulge on knob I start to feel a bit queasy. "
That's bourbon isn't it? lol too much knob will kill you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite old school cocktail - TVRa,! Double Tequila (Jose Cuervo Gold), double Vodka (wyborovka bison grass) red bull and double absinthe with the sugar heated and stirred in mmmmmm yummy! |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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Cucumber gin and Tonic
A nice champagne
Couple of bottles of Petrus
Starter of lobster ravioli
Rare steak, mushrooms with shallots, fries on the side with truffle salt, vinegary side salad and a decent baguette
Followed by a mega cheeseboard
If I can't drink alcohol I am going to be as thin as a rake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!
No ya can't. I'm greedy! So when you are too greedy do you pass out?"
Nope! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!
No ya can't. I'm greedy! So when you are too greedy do you pass out?
Nope! "
So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!
No ya can't. I'm greedy! So when you are too greedy do you pass out?
Nope! So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck."
Hahahaha! No.
But very fucking droll femme! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!
No ya can't. I'm greedy! So when you are too greedy do you pass out?
Nope! So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.
Hahahaha! No.
But very fucking droll femme! "
I can be like that on occasion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!
No ya can't. I'm greedy! So when you are too greedy do you pass out?
Nope! So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.
Hahahaha! No.
But very fucking droll femme! I can be like that on occasion."
Be a love and flash ya tits |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!
No ya can't. I'm greedy! So when you are too greedy do you pass out?
Nope! So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.
Hahahaha! No.
But very fucking droll femme! I can be like that on occasion.
Be a love and flash ya tits "
Is you Joe Hart? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!
No ya can't. I'm greedy! So when you are too greedy do you pass out?
Nope! So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.
Hahahaha! No.
But very fucking droll femme! I can be like that on occasion.
Be a love and flash ya tits Is you Joe Hart?"
Fuckin lol out loud! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!
No ya can't. I'm greedy! So when you are too greedy do you pass out?
Nope! So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.
Hahahaha! No.
But very fucking droll femme! I can be like that on occasion.
Be a love and flash ya tits Is you Joe Hart?
Fuckin lol out loud! "
Well you now have your answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Long island ice tea, and as its technically tea, I should be ok to d*unk it after midnight to?
Oops already had one too many  I wont tell anyone if you do. "
Sssh tell who what?  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Will just have to be what I have at moment....(wish you had told me of this ban earlier, I would have stocked up)
Lime Southern Comfort with ice "
Ooooh now that would tickle my taste buds...sounds lovely, although the last time I drank Southern Comfort I fell down a manhole. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Will just have to be what I have at moment....(wish you had told me of this ban earlier, I would have stocked up)
Lime Southern Comfort with ice Ooooh now that would tickle my taste buds...sounds lovely, although the last time I drank Southern Comfort I fell down a manhole. "
I've only had d*unk sex with someone inappropriate once but I didn't fall into his manhole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Talking of tea, I don't care much for alcohol so come midnight I would invite everyone round for a nice cup of Earl Grey. Or Tetley if you're common like me |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Talking of tea, I don't care much for alcohol so come midnight I would invite everyone round for a nice cup of Earl Grey. Or Tetley if you're common like me "
If you said Lady Grey that would be different....
A manhole..LS not a manshole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking of tea, I don't care much for alcohol so come midnight I would invite everyone round for a nice cup of Earl Grey. Or Tetley if you're common like me "
Is there biscuits? |
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