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Well I must say I'm very annoyed by this
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've been reading all these profiles where it appears everyone is concerned about me stealing your pictures for my research into swinging lifestyles as part of my PhD (Phony Doctorate). So, to be more ethical I put on my profile that you can just send them to me and guess what? Not a sausage (or indeed a clam)! So, my research has come grinding to a halt once again. Please help me complete my degree in pseudoscience! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK I'll start u off ... u can have the "pan" head one .............. enjoy!!!  "
Excellent
I'm doing a section on "alternative" sex. The Japanese normally have the outrageous stuff to themselves but the "pan head" is a new one. This might get me an "ignoble prize" for research into pan based sexuality.
Eternally grateful
Dr(In waiting) Sydney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK I'll start u off ... u can have the "pan" head one .............. enjoy!!!
Excellent
I'm doing a section on "alternative" sex. The Japanese normally have the outrageous stuff to themselves but the "pan head" is a new one. This might get me an "ignoble prize" for research into pan based sexuality.
Eternally grateful
Dr(In waiting) Sydney"
any prizes u get u have to share ... that's the rules |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OK I'll start u off ... u can have the "pan" head one .............. enjoy!!!
Excellent
I'm doing a section on "alternative" sex. The Japanese normally have the outrageous stuff to themselves but the "pan head" is a new one. This might get me an "ignoble prize" for research into pan based sexuality.
Eternally grateful
Dr(In waiting) Sydney
any prizes u get u have to share ... that's the rules "
I shall speak to the (un)ethical committee and see what we can do.
Sydx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK I'll start u off ... u can have the "pan" head one .............. enjoy!!!
Excellent
I'm doing a section on "alternative" sex. The Japanese normally have the outrageous stuff to themselves but the "pan head" is a new one. This might get me an "ignoble prize" for research into pan based sexuality.
Eternally grateful
Dr(In waiting) Sydney
any prizes u get u have to share ... that's the rules
I shall speak to the (un)ethical committee and see what we can do.
Sydx"
ooooooooooooo I might be getting a prize, jumps up and down all excited now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been reading all these profiles where it appears everyone is concerned about me stealing your pictures for my research into swinging lifestyles as part of my PhD (Phony Doctorate). So, to be more ethical I put on my profile that you can just send them to me and guess what? Not a sausage (or indeed a clam)! So, my research has come grinding to a halt once again. Please help me complete my degree in pseudoscience!"
YIS - I'm glad u have popped up cos I've got a complaint to make  that photo of mine u used un your research - u KNOW the one I mean! - Where I have decked a man's penis in clothes pegs, chains n hot candlewax.
I must demand you remove the 5foot poster version of it from the foyer of the Sydney opera house ASAP  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've been reading all these profiles where it appears everyone is concerned about me stealing your pictures for my research into swinging lifestyles as part of my PhD (Phony Doctorate). So, to be more ethical I put on my profile that you can just send them to me and guess what? Not a sausage (or indeed a clam)! So, my research has come grinding to a halt once again. Please help me complete my degree in pseudoscience!
YIS - I'm glad u have popped up cos I've got a complaint to make that photo of mine u used un your research - u KNOW the one I mean! - Where I have decked a man's penis in clothes pegs, chains n hot candlewax.
I must demand you remove the 5foot poster version of it from the foyer of the Sydney opera house ASAP "
Sadly as it has already been printed it is now in the Public domain I'm afraid (or indeed pubic domain)
Please feel free to contact the Australian Government for any complaints and they'll get back to you in 10-20 years
Dr Syd |
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"You clearly haven't read our profile then 
I think I've found my front cover to my PhD
Thanks
Syd"
Hi to all you sexy peeps ,,,,, I have just finished a rather difficult morning at work ,,,, read this thread ,,,,,, giggled that much I had tears from my eyes !!!
Thanks for giving me a great start to the weekend !!  J(@)(@) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You clearly haven't read our profile then
I think I've found my front cover to my PhD
Thanks
Syd
Hi to all you sexy peeps ,,,,, I have just finished a rather difficult morning at work ,,,, read this thread ,,,,,, giggled that much I had tears from my eyes !!!
Thanks for giving me a great start to the weekend !! J(@)(@) "
You are very welcome, now where are you pictures for my "research"?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would you like me to submit the findings of my measurement study to you or are you concentrating only on pictures?
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Depends what you're measuring.
If you're talking real length and width versus perceived length and width using the sky remote/Lynx can scale then I'd certainly be interested.
Dr Syd |
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"You clearly haven't read our profile then
I think I've found my front cover to my PhD
Thanks
Syd
Hi to all you sexy peeps ,,,,, I have just finished a rather difficult morning at work ,,,, read this thread ,,,,,, giggled that much I had tears from my eyes !!!
Thanks for giving me a great start to the weekend !! J(@)(@)
You are very welcome, now where are you pictures for my "research"?
;-)"
i have messaged you in private  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Syd Im almost tempted to display my friends list & add you to it  i like your sense of humour  "
If you feel it would be beneficial to my research then feel free. Remember this is all in the name of science.
Dr Syd. |
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"Syd Im almost tempted to display my friends list & add you to it i like your sense of humour
If you feel it would be beneficial to my research then feel free. Remember this is all in the name of science.
Dr Syd."
Oh i refresh my human biology as often as i can
These things are important you know |
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"I've been reading all these profiles where it appears everyone is concerned about me stealing your pictures for my research into swinging lifestyles as part of my PhD (Phony Doctorate). So, to be more ethical I put on my profile that you can just send them to me and guess what? Not a sausage (or indeed a clam)! So, my research has come grinding to a halt once again. Please help me complete my degree in pseudoscience!"
send a cheque for £3000 to muppet inc at bedale university and we will send all thee research pics you need lol  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Would you like me to submit the findings of my measurement study to you or are you concentrating only on pictures?
Depends what you're measuring.
If you're talking real length and width versus perceived length and width using the sky remote/Lynx can scale then I'd certainly be interested.
Dr Syd"
I test the weight too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear Dr Syd James
(I assume n hope u are not THE Syd James from the carry on films)
Anyway that is not the reason for me contacting you again!
I need your scientific imput regarding a pic I wish to upload in2 my public gallery but am a little nervous of the reaction.
I have taken a pic of myself wiv a lynx can attached to my forehead. Should I upload this pic? Indeed will it be used by your university for research? Or......will I just b called a dickhead?
Perhaps u could consult with your researchers n advise me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Dr Syd James
(I assume n hope u are not THE Syd James from the carry on films)
Anyway that is not the reason for me contacting you again!
I need your scientific imput regarding a pic I wish to upload in2 my public gallery but am a little nervous of the reaction.
I have taken a pic of myself wiv a lynx can attached to my forehead. Should I upload this pic? Indeed will it be used by your university for research? Or......will I just b called a dickhead?
Perhaps u could consult with your researchers n advise me "
Clearly any research with a lynx can has to be verified to ensure that it's not a travel size lynx can, the normal way to do this is place the lynx can next to the sky remote to use as a reference.
As for the dickhead issue, as a rule, that is a value judgement and not evidenced by empirical data, therefor it cannot be ruled in or out as we don't have enough control data to verify what exactly makes up a genuine dickhead.
Regards
Dr Syd |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would you like me to submit the findings of my measurement study to you or are you concentrating only on pictures?
Depends what you're measuring.
If you're talking real length and width versus perceived length and width using the sky remote/Lynx can scale then I'd certainly be interested.
Dr Syd
I test the weight too."
For weight measurements, what scale do you use?
also do you compare it to perceived weight/size/length (often vastly overestimated)?
Dr Syd |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've been reading all these profiles where it appears everyone is concerned about me stealing your pictures for my research into swinging lifestyles as part of my PhD (Phony Doctorate). So, to be more ethical I put on my profile that you can just send them to me and guess what? Not a sausage (or indeed a clam)! So, my research has come grinding to a halt once again. Please help me complete my degree in pseudoscience!
send a cheque for £3000 to muppet inc at bedale university and we will send all thee research pics you need lol "
I'm afraid paying for research isn't within the guidance of our ethical standards and therefore no money can change hands. Thank you for your interest in our research.
Regards
Dr Syd |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is your research quantitive or qualiative?"
Both.
The initial research was on how many, what size etc and this moved us towards body types and then the all pervasive question of why.
Masters and Johnson and the Kinsey institute have only scratched the surface here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I approve of the level of sarcasm and niftiness behind this thread. Well done, sir! "
I think you'll find this is a very serious thread with many legal ramifications.
If I use anyone's pictures without permission in my research I shall be in big trouble apparently.
Dr Syd |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear Dr Syd
Thank you for your recent technical advice re lynx cans etc. I have done a spot of research of my own on google n I discover that lynx is a product aimed at 16_24 year olds!
As I am considerably over that age range I can see some impending issues with trading standards n false representation. Also as I do not subscribe to Sky I am unable to do the comparison photo.
I had believed I'd got around this dilemma by measuring my Willy against a model of the Eiffel Tower! In the pursuit of truth n honesty I have done a true to scale comparison. Regrettably this has now made my Willy look like a pimple on the moon 
I am concerned I shall be the laughing stock of your research centre if I upload said picture.
I am seeking your reassurances that gales of laughter will NOT be emanating from your laboratory if I upload the pic to my public gallery!
Thanking you for your ongoing kind assistance in this very delicate matter |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Would you like me to submit the findings of my measurement study to you or are you concentrating only on pictures?
Depends what you're measuring.
If you're talking real length and width versus perceived length and width using the sky remote/Lynx can scale then I'd certainly be interested.
Dr Syd
I test the weight too.
For weight measurements, what scale do you use?
also do you compare it to perceived weight/size/length (often vastly overestimated)?
Dr Syd"
I use only my hands. I have not sought to find out the perceptions of size/weight/length held by the bodies attached. I really need to take this into the lab where I can deploy calipers and other tools.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Dr Syd
Thank you for your recent technical advice re lynx cans etc. I have done a spot of research of my own on google n I discover that lynx is a product aimed at 16_24 year olds!
As I am considerably over that age range I can see some impending issues with trading standards n false representation. Also as I do not subscribe to Sky I am unable to do the comparison photo.
I had believed I'd got around this dilemma by measuring my Willy against a model of the Eiffel Tower! In the pursuit of truth n honesty I have done a true to scale comparison. Regrettably this has now made my Willy look like a pimple on the moon
I am concerned I shall be the laughing stock of your research centre if I upload said picture.
I am seeking your reassurances that gales of laughter will NOT be emanating from your laboratory if I upload the pic to my public gallery!
Thanking you for your ongoing kind assistance in this very delicate matter"
I assure we are all professionals and any laughter will be subdued and never for public consumption.
Dr Syd |
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Further to my latest correspondence, I wish to ensure that your records are keep up to date and inform you that my weight has changed.
Having been officially weighed at a doctors surgery, and having had it entered on my medical records then I feel it only fair that you remove me from the over 70kgs club and place me in the under 70Kgs club
Thanks muchly.
ps Nipple bar has gone, it's now a toned ring and for the glow nights I have planned I some some uv bars  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Further to my latest correspondence, I wish to ensure that your records are keep up to date and inform you that my weight has changed.
Having been officially weighed at a doctors surgery, and having had it entered on my medical records then I feel it only fair that you remove me from the over 70kgs club and place me in the under 70Kgs club
Thanks muchly.
ps Nipple bar has gone, it's now a toned ring and for the glow nights I have planned I some some uv bars "
Thanks for the update, records will be adjusted accordingly.
Dr Syd
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Dear All
Research is gathering pace, and we are currently looking to explore the volume of pictures we've downloaded from those of you that haven't placed the warning on your profiles (thank you for that).
If it's possible for those of you with warnings, could you amend your warnings to remove Sydney University and add Brisbane University instead? They've been utilising this loophole in the warning system to gather more data than us and may well publish ahead of ours.
Thanks for your help
Dr Syd |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Dear All
Our research indicates that according to the pictures sent in using the sky remote/lynx can measurement scale that the length of the Male Penis is now at least 26cm long! According to Kinsey the average length is only 15cm. This would lead me to believe that either Swingers have much larger cocks than the average non-swinging male! Or, the other potential (and much more exciting) theory is that as his research was conducted largely in the 1950's and 1960's that the penis is actually growing by 2.5 cm per decade.
If this is the case, then we have potentially discovered an amazing link between penis size and evolution!
Dr Syd (now looking forward to his Nobel Prize) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Dear All
Our research indicates that according to the pictures sent in using the sky remote/lynx can measurement scale that the length of the Male Penis is now at least 26cm long! According to Kinsey the average length is only 15cm. This would lead me to believe that either Swingers have much larger cocks than the average non-swinging male! Or, the other potential (and much more exciting) theory is that as his research was conducted largely in the 1950's and 1960's that the penis is actually growing by 2.5 cm per decade.
If this is the case, then we have potentially discovered an amazing link between penis size and evolution!
Dr Syd (now looking forward to his Nobel Prize)"
That is an amazing discovery! Could it be that they have been tugged so much they have elongated? Tugging became much more acceptable once evolution stopped it from making your palms hairy. |
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