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"Pray for snow always wanted to write my name in the snow lol, weird thing to be jealous of men for eh but standing pissing seems so much easier hahahaha"
maybe outside in the snow its easier, it takes real skill to do it over a toilet and not get any on the seat though. |
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over a year ago
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"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.
So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????"
Can I change my answer to "immediately completely miss the humour in posts and jump straight to taking offence" |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.
So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????"
Only herself if she woke up female!
The statement doesn't mean all bi fems are like cheap bikes, merely she would take the opportunity to be. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.
So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????
Can I change my answer to "immediately completely miss the humour in posts and jump straight to taking offence""
Of course, changing your mind is the prerogative of a woman!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike."
Book in for a sex change and go back to doing the above
Living it, loving it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.
So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????
Only herself if she woke up female!
The statement doesn't mean all bi fems are like cheap bikes, merely she would take the opportunity to be."
Thank you, someone got it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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honestly? I'd probably accessing, especially if I wasnt expecting it. send then try to work out what ask the single men on here seem to complain about so much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Find my ex and dish out some of the punishment he gave me... He gets it every time on here, I should move on really but I so would smash his evil face in
I would also (assuming I was fit) put on a pair of tight jeans and t shirt, dark glasses and strut down the high street Travolta style  |
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"Pray for snow always wanted to write my name in the snow lol, weird thing to be jealous of men for eh but standing pissing seems so much easier hahahaha"
some of the classy birds on a Saturday night out in brum seem to manage it  |
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"I would also (assuming I was fit) put on a pair of tight jeans and t shirt, dark glasses and strut down the high street Travolta style "
Even if you weren't fit you should do this anyway. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on  "
If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly! |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly! "
And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.
When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly! "
what about ya nads |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!
what about ya nads "
Spose they would just dangle a bit.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!
And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.
When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful"
or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!
And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.
When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful
or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach "
See.. I am so glad I am a woman..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!
what about ya nads Spose they would just dangle a bit...."
sometimes they are tight as a drum when you get out of a nice warm bed and the colder air hits them on the way to the toilet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Play with myself and experience what multiple orgasm feels like. find where the g spot really is. then have people kill spiders, open pickle jars, and buy drinks for me...and not do anything in return.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!
And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.
When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful
or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman....."
you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!
And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.
When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful
or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....
you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis "
At least your genitals don't bleed like a cow in an abattoir once a month! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.
So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????
Can I change my answer to "immediately completely miss the humour in posts and jump straight to taking offence""
A lot of touch people in here.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!
And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.
When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful
or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....
you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis At least your genitals don't bleed like a cow in an abattoir once a month! "
that's true however that only you for a week it affects your fella the week before with the (warm up) the week during and the week after (cool down)
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!
And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.
When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful
or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....
you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis At least your genitals don't bleed like a cow in an abattoir once a month!
that's true however that only you for a week it affects your fella the week before with the (warm up) the week during and the week after (cool down)
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This is true...good innit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!
And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.
When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful
or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....
you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis At least your genitals don't bleed like a cow in an abattoir once a month!
that's true however that only you for a week it affects your fella the week before with the (warm up) the week during and the week after (cool down)
This is true...good innit! "
its one of the things really miss about a relationship
the un week when kofi Annan had to mediate
the war week when Kate adie was reporting live
and the aftermath week when there would be a charity concert in honour of the fallen blue tailed mouse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.
yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!
And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.
When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful
or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....
you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis At least your genitals don't bleed like a cow in an abattoir once a month! "
Speak for yourself... that reminds me I need a check up at the GUM clinic |
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