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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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no hun get a cat ,,,or lay a trap n put warm toast on it they cant get it off wen it goes cold ,,,,,or do wot I did wen I was quite d*unk n leave a note lol ,,,yes it worked ,,,,  |
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over a year ago
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"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery"
well if your not too far from Wigan, I am always happy to help a Damsel in distress  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery"
Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,?? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery
Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??
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Do firemen deal with mice? It's not stuck up a tree |
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"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery
Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??
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Would a woman do a thing like that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh I feel your pain. I really do. I am of no help to you unless you have another chair for me to stand on. "
If we both scream loud enough it might disappear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery
Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??
Do firemen deal with mice? It's not stuck up a tree "
If you call the fiee brigade let me know will come round and keep you company |
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"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery
Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??
Do firemen deal with mice? It's not stuck up a tree
If you call the fiee brigade let me know will come round and keep you company"
Haha some good could come of this if I don't have a heart attack first |
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Catch it alive but release it some distance from your house. Poor wee thing. What did Burns say;
"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi' bickering brattle! I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee, Wi' murd'ring pattle!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It won't hurt you, honest
My Staffy is class at catching mice but we're in Devon lol so not much help.
I caught two by hand in my last house, they thought the were hidden but their tails were sticking out so picked them up and dropped them outside when I was walking the dog... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have to be brave and get off the chair. Get a broom and sweep it out of the house. Or, get off the chair, get out of the room and shut the door.
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And out of the house until said firemen arrive  |
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"You have to be brave and get off the chair. Get a broom and sweep it out of the house. Or, get off the chair, get out of the room and shut the door.
And out of the house until said firemen arrive "
I'm upstairs now if it follow me they will have to rescue me from my bedroom window |
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"You have to be brave and get off the chair. Get a broom and sweep it out of the house. Or, get off the chair, get out of the room and shut the door.
And out of the house until said firemen arrive
I'm upstairs now if it follow me they will have to rescue me from my bedroom window "
Oh get it to chase you! Hang out the window - appropriately dressed for their arrival |
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"You have to be brave and get off the chair. Get a broom and sweep it out of the house. Or, get off the chair, get out of the room and shut the door.
And out of the house until said firemen arrive
I'm upstairs now if it follow me they will have to rescue me from my bedroom window
Oh get it to chase you! Hang out the window - appropriately dressed for their arrival "
 best suggestion so far |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery
Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??
Do firemen deal with mice? It's not stuck up a tree "
Maybe you should climb the tree? |
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"And where there is one there will be more ring pest control or ask a neighbour x"
My cat brings in live mice all the time. You can usually get a tupperware pot over them and just slide some card under and put them out like a spider! Mind you those are field mice - housemice may be more canny......... |
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